Silliness A question to ponder. - Page 2

badgoodDeb · 10-24-2008, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

If that were so, then SIL could have kept the shoes. However, along my previous line of thought, I'm even more certain my mother-in-law wouldn't have wanted to meet Jesus in those nasty raggedy house slippers she was wearing.

My brother got to send off his father-in-law in his (my brother's) shoes! Good shoes were in a pile, ready to go to the funeral. Somebody else stops by the house and is told "clothes for the body are in a pile by the door". Brother's shoes apparently fit the dead guy just fine ... and brother got to giggle the whole time, cause he hadn't been able to find his good shoes. "Oh, THERE they are!"

nohmi2 · 10-26-2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

So, looks like it's "no underpants" for me in heaven. I'm currently writing a song about it, called There Ain't No Buses In Heaven. It goes a little somethin' like this...

Oh, momma stop all your fussin,
'bout what I wear 'neath my strides
'cause the gods don't check what yur gussin'
they only care 'bout your insides

CHORUS

There ain't no buses in heaven
so there ain't no chance o' bein' hit
and appearing on News at 11
with your underpants marked by a skid

...and then I got distracted by a moth climbing up the wall.

Cheers,
Marc (Rocketing up the charts)

Marc, are you you quite sure that you and Kinky Friedman weren't separated at birth? It will be a blockbuster for sure.

Cheers.

RickyMaveety · 10-26-2008, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Oh gosh ... good question. As a Buddhist, I don't believe in a "heaven" ... and I'm going to be cremated. However, I hope that whoever I'm reincarnated as is (1) human and (2) gets to wear lots of blue jeans and comfortable shoes.

RWood · 10-27-2008, 01:01 AM

Forget the cloths, remember to check "YES" on the organ donor card (in many states it is on your driver's license.) Many people die needlessly each year waiting for an organ transplant.

Almost all religions believe that the physical body is not related to the spiritual body so there is no need to keep it intact. Donating your organs can give others a chance at life.

UncleDuke · 10-27-2008, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by RWood

Forget the cloths, remember to check "YES" on the organ donor card (in many states it is on your driver's license.) Many people die needlessly each year waiting for an organ transplant.

Almost all religions believe that the physical body is not related to the spiritual body so there is no need to keep it intact. Donating your organs can give others a chance at life.

if someone hadn't checked their card a while back i wouldn't be here today

badgoodDeb · 10-28-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleDuke

if someone hadn't checked their card a while back i wouldn't be here today

I'm glad they did! Gracious, where would we be, without our doughnut supplier?? I can't even imagine.

GeoffC · 10-29-2008, 11:40 AM

a more profound question

"where the hell is heaven" ?

radioflyertoo · 10-29-2008, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

a more profound question

"where the hell is heaven" ?

Not there.

GeoffC · 10-29-2008, 02:17 PM

and you have knowledge of that as a fact ?

radioflyertoo · 10-29-2008, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

and you have knowledge of that as a fact ?

thats what thevoices in my head tell me.

GeoffC · 10-29-2008, 02:48 PM

oh no, not those voices...they talk to me tooo.....

radioflyertoo · 10-29-2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

oh no, not those voices...they talk to me tooo.....

Don't you just hate when they all have a different opinion and argue with loud voices. It's simply distracting.

digitalzen · 10-29-2008, 04:04 PM

How could you? Don't you need room for the wings? Perhaps there is a tailor up there.

badgoodDeb · 10-29-2008, 04:38 PM

Digitalzen: Umm, what??

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-29-2008, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

a more profound question

"where the hell is heaven" ?

Iowa, I've been told. Look for the farm with all the lights.

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10-27-2008, 01:01 AM	#19
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	Forget the cloths, remember to check "YES" on the organ donor card (in many states it is on your driver's license.) Many people die needlessly each year waiting for an organ transplant. Almost all religions believe that the physical body is not related to the spiritual body so there is no need to keep it intact. Donating your organs can give others a chance at life.

10-29-2008, 11:40 AM	#22
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	a more profound question "where the hell is heaven" ?

10-29-2008, 02:17 PM	#24
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	and you have knowledge of that as a fact ?

10-29-2008, 02:48 PM	#26
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	oh no, not those voices...they talk to me tooo.....

10-29-2008, 04:04 PM	#28
digitalzen Connoisseur Posts: 86 Karma: 202 Join Date: Oct 2008 Device: none	How could you? Don't you need room for the wings? Perhaps there is a tailor up there.

10-29-2008, 04:38 PM	#29
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,555 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Digitalzen: Umm, what??