Silliness A question to ponder.

radioflyertoo · 10-23-2008, 01:41 PM

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?

desertgrandma · 10-23-2008, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?

I'll let you know...............

DixieGal · 10-23-2008, 01:46 PM

Not at all, because in heaven, I will be 22 yrs old and thin. Also taller. So my funeral clothes won't fit my new smoking hot bod.

Edit: But just in case, I had to fight my sister-in-law to let me bury her mother with shoes on. SIL wanted the shoes and didn't mind burying her mom barefooted, but I was lots closer to her mom and I'm sure she wouldn't want to face Jesus in her stocking feet.

xcentricmalaika · 10-23-2008, 01:47 PM

Wouldn't you get to heaven before you were buried? So, shouldn't the clothes in question be the clothes you died in?

DixieGal · 10-23-2008, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xcentricmalaika

Wouldn't you get to heaven before you were buried? So, shouldn't the clothes in question be the clothes you died in?

Hmmmm... now we plunder theology...

If that were so, then SIL could have kept the shoes. However, along my previous line of thought, I'm even more certain my mother-in-law wouldn't have wanted to meet Jesus in those nasty raggedy house slippers she was wearing.

Deep thoughts.

vivaldirules · 10-23-2008, 01:54 PM

I'll probably be spending eternity wearing a toga, a loin cloth, a clown suit, or my birthday suit. Will the choice be mine?

DixieGal · 10-23-2008, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

I'll probably be spending eternity wearing a toga, a loin cloth, a clown suit, or my birthday suit. Will the choice be mine?

No, I'll be the one doing the choosing for you. What size clown suit do you wear?

vivaldirules · 10-23-2008, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

No, I'll be the one doing the choosing for you. What size clown suit do you wear?

Extra small. (i wish)

NatCh · 10-23-2008, 02:20 PM

Is that an attempt at a little humor?

pshrynk · 10-23-2008, 03:44 PM

No.

A man walks into a bar. He sits on a stool and orders a drink. Soon, he pulls out a tiny little piano and a tiny little piano bench. He orders another drink. Then, he pulls out a tiny little man, who sits at the tiny little piano and plays Moonlight Sonata. The man orders another drink.

The bartender, trying to make conversation, says, "I can't help but notice that you have a tiny little man playing a tiny little piano. What gives?"

"Well," says the man, "Down the street, there's a genie holding up a sign that says, 'will grant wishes for money.' So I gave him $100 bucks and made the wish, and here it is."

"Wow, that's incredible!" Says the bartender.

"Yeah, but I didn't actually wish for a twelve inch pianist."

That is an attempt a little humor.

NatCh · 10-23-2008, 04:00 PM

That sounds more like low humor to me.

RWood · 10-24-2008, 12:04 AM

It was just a wee joke.

montsnmags · 10-24-2008, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radioflyertoo

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?

So, looks like it's "no underpants" for me in heaven. I'm currently writing a song about it, called There Ain't No Buses In Heaven. It goes a little somethin' like this...

Oh, momma stop all your fussin,
'bout what I wear 'neath my strides
'cause the gods don't check what yur gussin'
they only care 'bout your insides

CHORUS

There ain't no buses in heaven
so there ain't no chance o' bein' hit
and appearing on News at 11
with your underpants marked by a skid

...and then I got distracted by a moth climbing up the wall.

Cheers,
Marc (Rocketing up the charts)

Steven Lyle Jordan · 10-24-2008, 03:28 PM

"If there's a heaven, I won't need clothes, 'cause I'll be covered in honeys."

...said the geek, secretly preying he'd actually know what to do with a honeys suit...

Personally, I wouldn't speculate on what I'll be wearing in heaven. I figure that when I get there, I'll find some dynamite tailors...

DixieGal · 10-24-2008, 03:38 PM

Oh Marc, it's pure magic. Where can I buy the MP3 single?

10-23-2008, 01:41 PM	#1
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10-23-2008, 01:46 PM	#3
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Not at all, because in heaven, I will be 22 yrs old and thin. Also taller. So my funeral clothes won't fit my new smoking hot bod. Edit: But just in case, I had to fight my sister-in-law to let me bury her mother with shoes on. SIL wanted the shoes and didn't mind burying her mom barefooted, but I was lots closer to her mom and I'm sure she wouldn't want to face Jesus in her stocking feet.

10-23-2008, 01:47 PM	#4
xcentricmalaika Junior Member Posts: 5 Karma: 162 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Sony PRS-505	Wouldn't you get to heaven before you were buried? So, shouldn't the clothes in question be the clothes you died in?

10-23-2008, 01:54 PM	#6
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	I'll probably be spending eternity wearing a toga, a loin cloth, a clown suit, or my birthday suit. Will the choice be mine?

10-23-2008, 02:20 PM	#9
NatCh Gizmologist Posts: 11,615 Karma: 929550 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Republic of Texas Embassy at Jackson, TN Device: Pocketbook Touch HD3	Is that an attempt at a little humor?

10-23-2008, 03:44 PM	#10
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	No. A man walks into a bar. He sits on a stool and orders a drink. Soon, he pulls out a tiny little piano and a tiny little piano bench. He orders another drink. Then, he pulls out a tiny little man, who sits at the tiny little piano and plays Moonlight Sonata. The man orders another drink. The bartender, trying to make conversation, says, "I can't help but notice that you have a tiny little man playing a tiny little piano. What gives?" "Well," says the man, "Down the street, there's a genie holding up a sign that says, 'will grant wishes for money.' So I gave him $100 bucks and made the wish, and here it is." "Wow, that's incredible!" Says the bartender. "Yeah, but I didn't actually wish for a twelve inch pianist." That is an attempt a little humor.

10-23-2008, 04:00 PM	#11
NatCh Gizmologist Posts: 11,615 Karma: 929550 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Republic of Texas Embassy at Jackson, TN Device: Pocketbook Touch HD3	That sounds more like low humor to me.

10-24-2008, 12:04 AM	#12
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	It was just a wee joke.

10-24-2008, 03:28 PM	#14
Steven Lyle Jordan Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,478 Karma: 5171130 Join Date: Jan 2006 Device: none	"If there's a heaven, I won't need clothes, 'cause I'll be covered in honeys." ...said the geek, secretly preying he'd actually know what to do with a honeys suit... Personally, I wouldn't speculate on what I'll be wearing in heaven. I figure that when I get there, I'll find some dynamite tailors...

10-24-2008, 03:38 PM	#15
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Oh Marc, it's pure magic. Where can I buy the MP3 single?

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