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Old 06-08-2010, 12:54 AM   #1
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Always wanted to say that.

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In conclusion I look forward to corrupt- er... getting to know all of you. Heh heh heh.

You may now return to forum reading, whilst I try to disprove Murphy's Law. Alas the only thing I have found to date is that Murphy was an optimist. SIGH...
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Old 06-08-2010, 01:40 AM   #2
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Old 06-08-2010, 01:47 AM   #3
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Old 06-08-2010, 01:54 AM   #4
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Old 06-08-2010, 02:09 AM   #5
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Hey, MG - welcome!

I tried the Murphy-inspired 'strapping a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back and dropping it' experiment once, and discovered that the cat does NOT hover in place, turning rapidly. Instead, it shreds your face and then clings to your head with its claws firmly implanted in your ears. Eventually, the toast falls off and lands butter-side-down.
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Old 06-08-2010, 02:36 AM   #6
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Is the toast still in 1 piece?
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I tried the Murphy-inspired 'strapping a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back and dropping it' experiment once, and discovered that the cat does NOT hover in place, turning rapidly. Instead, it shreds your face and then clings to your head with its claws firmly implanted in your ears. Eventually, the toast falls off and lands butter-side-down.
Are you still in one piece?

I'd sleep lightly, cats carry grudges.
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Old 06-08-2010, 03:17 AM   #9
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They do. Thankfully, I haven't yet woken up with a piece of toast strapped to my back...

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Old 06-08-2010, 05:09 AM   #10
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Old 06-08-2010, 06:49 AM   #11
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Old 06-08-2010, 09:00 AM   #13
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Old 06-13-2010, 01:27 AM   #15
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Sorry for taking so long to write back, apparently some #*@&@#(*#^!!! punk damaged the flux capacitor in my Delorean and it had to be completely rebuilt.

And apparently I'm so mad that I didn't realize that I misspelled Genius until I tried logging back in. OOPS!

And for the record I did attempt the kitty experiment a few years back. And the terms of my permanent probation involve me giving her free recreational drugs for life (i.e. cat nip). The good, expensive stuff too. I tried the cheap stuff once, and was forced to kiss my sofa goodbye.
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