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Old 06-06-2010, 06:53 PM   #17041
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Trying to kill all of these damn flies the kids let in.
Gasoline works as fly killer.
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Old 06-06-2010, 06:55 PM   #17042
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I should try that. I think a flyswatter is still cheaper per gallon though.
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Old 06-06-2010, 07:47 PM   #17043
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Trying to kill all of these damn flies the kids let in.
Have you ever used a vacuum cleaner for the job? Makes it kind of a sporting event!
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Old 06-06-2010, 07:49 PM   #17044
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Sounds like fun. The only problem is that my wife would record it and put it on youtube.

I have associates that need to believe that I am sane.
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Old 06-06-2010, 08:02 PM   #17045
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Is that [they need to believe] or [you need them to believe]?

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Old 06-06-2010, 08:15 PM   #17046
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Sounds like fun. The only problem is that my wife would record it and put it on youtube.

I have associates that need to believe that I am sane.
My associates know better and my wife doesn't have any desire to learn how to use the camcorder.

It really confuses the flies. You can get really close before they decide to fly off, and by that time it's too late. They get sucked right up the hose.

I believe it was Damon Wayans who said, "If flies fly, why is it that elephants don't elephant?"
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Old 06-06-2010, 08:25 PM   #17047
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I've tried turning fly swatting into a sporting event. Unfortunately, I'm not a good enough shot with an air pistol to hit the sods...

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Sounds like fun. The only problem is that my wife would record it and put it on youtube.

I have associates that need to believe that I am sane.
They need to believe you're sane, or you need them to believe you're sane?

My co-workers occasionally try and delude themselves that I'm "normal" Then I go and do something that reminds them otherwise (apparently racing outside to stand in the rain, and liking lumpy bits in Angel Delight as a child are not normal...)
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Old 06-06-2010, 08:37 PM   #17048
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I love hunting flies with the vacuum cleaner! It's hysterical! Moths are fun, too! The bigger ones make a cool noise going down the hose!

happy_terd, you don't have to worry if your associates think you're sane. You are getting a promotion. Insane is much nicer than what they are currently thinking about you. #%?kisser, for example.
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Old 06-06-2010, 08:50 PM   #17049
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Old 06-07-2010, 03:46 AM   #17050
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It does sound like fun, but I'd have to take out the vacuum cleaner, and it's safely tucked in... now where is it that I put it last time?
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Old 06-07-2010, 03:51 AM   #17051
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It does sound like fun, but I'd have to take out the vacuum cleaner, and it's safely tucked in... now where is it that I put it last time?
You need one like this:


http://www.dyson.com.au/store/produc...ct=DC30-IRDMYE

so you can pretend you're battling insectoid aliens on a distant planet, or busting ghosts in New York City.

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Old 06-07-2010, 04:07 AM   #17052
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Very cool, but I'd rather chase flies with a lightsaber. Now that would be sport. And it would probably help me get rid of most of the useless stuff cluttering the apartment (like paintings ).
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Old 06-07-2010, 07:19 AM   #17053
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Here, in the back country where I live, a sort of Lil Abner place, they still sell those strips of attracting glue that unwrap from a cylinder, like a film roll. You hang those from the ceiling and they do the work. W does not let me install one.
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Old 06-07-2010, 07:48 AM   #17054
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Here, in the back country where I live, a sort of Lil Abner place, they still sell those strips of attracting glue that unwrap from a cylinder, like a film roll. You hang those from the ceiling and they do the work. W does not let me install one.

Have those here too...
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Old 06-07-2010, 08:44 AM   #17055
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Brothers of the flies.
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