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LCF · 05-30-2010, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by recluse

ON TOPIC:

Foaming Diarrhea.
Literally.
Sound effects are incredible.
Wish you all were here!

I'm glad not everyones wishes can come true. Just like in the joke (I'll post later in the joke thread).

On topic: Going to bed. My own bed. Pretty rare occasion these last weeks.

kennyc · 05-30-2010, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by kindlekitten

ahhhh! poor pooh! would a pot of honey do?

She's a poet as well!

kennyc · 05-30-2010, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

:rewind:

all this tera stuff is making me feel old - my first storage was a 30 minute audio tape attached to a BBC 32k Micro - whilst a colleague had same attached to a Sinclair ZX ....

sheesh how time flies ....

Hey! I had one of those!

SneakySnake · 05-30-2010, 06:35 PM

I had the biggest fright of my life last night. The bloke had pressed the button the close garage door and cat was in the driveway. I raced back to the garage to see Mr M try to slip under the door as it was closing. He got stuck and I pressed the button just in time to stop him being cut in half. All the time I was screaming.

Mr M was more upset about the noise I was making than the fact that death was but half a minute away. He walked back down the driveway all fluffed up to 3 times his size as a cat does when he has a fright. Within 10 minutes he was fine eating his dinner. I on the other hand was shaking like a leaf.

Mr M is still alive and well this morning, and I am trying not to imprint this as a trauma to give me nightmares.

My nerves are still a little shot. I have to look up how to adjust the sensitivity on the door, but I hope he won't try that again.

Thank you for listening.

beppe · 05-30-2010, 06:39 PM

Oh my,

you had good reactions. I am going to bed. I'm happy I saw you.

poohbear_nc · 05-30-2010, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by beppe

Oh my,

you had good reactions. I am going to bed. I'm happy I saw you.

quasi buono

poohbear_nc · 05-30-2010, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SneakySnake

I had the biggest fright of my life last night. The bloke had pressed the button the close garage door and cat was in the driveway. I raced back to the garage to see Mr M try to slip under the door as it was closing. He got stuck and I pressed the button just in time to stop him being cut in half. All the time I was screaming.

Mr M was more upset about the noise I was making than the fact that death was but half a minute away. He walked back down the driveway all fluffed up to 3 times his size as a cat does when he has a fright. Within 10 minutes he was fine eating his dinner. I on the other hand was shaking like a leaf.

Mr M is still alive and well this morning, and I am trying not to imprint this as a trauma to give me nightmares.

My nerves are still a little shot. I have to look up how to adjust the sensitivity on the door, but I hope he won't try that again.

Thank you for listening.

Definitely adjust the sensitivity! Cat is depending on it!

beppe · 05-30-2010, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Now hush for a bit - I'm still reading.

Nice avatar. I was a marxist me too, long time gone.

poohbear_nc · 05-30-2010, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by beppe

Nice avatar. I was a marxist me too, long time gone.

Nice one!

beppe · 05-30-2010, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Nice one!

You are safe until Thanksgiving!

kennyc · 05-30-2010, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SneakySnake

I had the biggest fright of my life last night. The bloke had pressed the button the close garage door and cat was in the driveway. I raced back to the garage to see Mr M try to slip under the door as it was closing. He got stuck and I pressed the button just in time to stop him being cut in half. All the time I was screaming.

Mr M was more upset about the noise I was making than the fact that death was but half a minute away. He walked back down the driveway all fluffed up to 3 times his size as a cat does when he has a fright. Within 10 minutes he was fine eating his dinner. I on the other hand was shaking like a leaf.

Mr M is still alive and well this morning, and I am trying not to imprint this as a trauma to give me nightmares.

My nerves are still a little shot. I have to look up how to adjust the sensitivity on the door, but I hope he won't try that again.

Thank you for listening.

My garage door has a detector and will not close if anything is blocking it.....

You should get one.

My cats are forever trying to beat the door and then it reverses and opens back up.....it has been left open overnight several times because of that!

beppe · 05-30-2010, 07:05 PM

LittleDaughter(LD) gave us the scare of our life yesterday afternoon. I was happily reading posts when I heard Wife (W) screaming from downstairs: where is LD? I jumped up, checked all the room upstairs and run down the stairs. W was outside calling LD. W gets in and searches, always calling. I run around the house, down the first lawn, look down the second lawn. Then go into the small buildings, the atelier. Nothing. Then from the windows of the veranda, besides the second lawn, I see a blond head playing quietly with her excavator in my lettuce bed. I cry she is here. Me and W embrace, trembling. LD looks up at us. I grab her excavator from her hands, she starts crying. W picks her up and the three of us come back toward the house. I feel like I aged 20 years in 5 minutes.

I will not tell the kind of thoughts I fought back when I was looking for LD.

kennyc · 05-30-2010, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by beppe

LittleDaughter(LD) gave us the scare of our life yesterday afternoon. I was happily reading posts when I heard Wife (W) screaming from downstairs: where is LD? I jumped up, checked all the room upstairs and run down the stairs. W was outside calling LD. W gets in and searches, always calling. I run around the house, down the first lawn, look down the second lawn. Then go into the small buildings, the atelier. Nothing. Then from the windows of the veranda, besides the second lawn, I see a blond head playing quietly with her excavator in my lettuce bed. I cry she is here. Me and W embrace, trembling. LD looks up at us. I grab her excavator from her hands, she starts crying. W picks her up and the three of us come back toward the house. I feel like I aged 20 years in 5 minutes.

I will not tell the kind of thoughts I fought back when I was looking for LD.

Glad all is good. That happened to me a couple of times when my kids were little....it's a terrifying experience.

Hugs!

kindlekitten · 05-30-2010, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Now hush for a bit - I'm still reading. This is what I've discovered so far:

1. No 2nd update from MOTH on kc.
2. Not satisfied with slaying all her domestic plants, Florence is kidnapping wild plants & subjecting them to unspeakable conditions.
3. Tom has a new avatar - I think it's really Sparky wearing an early Halloween costume.
4. Off to more threads.
5. Oh - drop in to KK's place and investigate the "catnip" patch.

ah! what a splendid notion! a daily recap by the chicken to keep us up on what we have missed!

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

ON TOPIC:

Foaming Diarrhea.
Literally.
Sound effects are incredible.
Wish you all were here!

sounds like one of my trips to Mexico

Quote:

Originally Posted by LCF

I'm glad not everyones wishes can come true. Just like in the joke (I'll post later in the joke thread).

On topic: Going to bed. My own bed. Pretty rare occasion these last weeks.

well hopefully not sleeping in your bed has been fun!

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Originally Posted by kennyc

She's a poet as well!

very unintentionally!

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Originally Posted by SneakySnake

I had the biggest fright of my life last night. The bloke had pressed the button the close garage door and cat was in the driveway. I raced back to the garage to see Mr M try to slip under the door as it was closing. He got stuck and I pressed the button just in time to stop him being cut in half. All the time I was screaming.

Mr M was more upset about the noise I was making than the fact that death was but half a minute away. He walked back down the driveway all fluffed up to 3 times his size as a cat does when he has a fright. Within 10 minutes he was fine eating his dinner. I on the other hand was shaking like a leaf.

Mr M is still alive and well this morning, and I am trying not to imprint this as a trauma to give me nightmares.

My nerves are still a little shot. I have to look up how to adjust the sensitivity on the door, but I hope he won't try that again.

Thank you for listening.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

My garage door has a detector and will not close if anything is blocking it.....

You should get one.

My cats are forever trying to beat the door and then it reverses and opens back up.....it has been left open overnight several times because of that!

what kenny said!

SneakySnake · 05-30-2010, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by beppe

LittleDaughter(LD) gave us the scare of our life yesterday afternoon. I was happily reading posts when I heard Wife (W) screaming from downstairs: where is LD? I jumped up, checked all the room upstairs and run down the stairs. W was outside calling LD. W gets in and searches, always calling. I run around the house, down the first lawn, look down the second lawn. Then go into the small buildings, the atelier. Nothing. Then from the windows of the veranda, besides the second lawn, I see a blond head playing quietly with her excavator in my lettuce bed. I cry she is here. Me and W embrace, trembling. LD looks up at us. I grab her excavator from her hands, she starts crying. W picks her up and the three of us come back toward the house. I feel like I aged 20 years in 5 minutes.

I will not tell the kind of thoughts I fought back when I was looking for LD.

Another Pfeww moment. Glad you found her fast. How are the lettuces?

05-30-2010, 06:35 PM	#16429
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	I had the biggest fright of my life last night. The bloke had pressed the button the close garage door and cat was in the driveway. I raced back to the garage to see Mr M try to slip under the door as it was closing. He got stuck and I pressed the button just in time to stop him being cut in half. All the time I was screaming. Mr M was more upset about the noise I was making than the fact that death was but half a minute away. He walked back down the driveway all fluffed up to 3 times his size as a cat does when he has a fright. Within 10 minutes he was fine eating his dinner. I on the other hand was shaking like a leaf. Mr M is still alive and well this morning, and I am trying not to imprint this as a trauma to give me nightmares. My nerves are still a little shot. I have to look up how to adjust the sensitivity on the door, but I hope he won't try that again. Thank you for listening.

05-30-2010, 06:39 PM	#16430
beppe Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,161 Karma: 81026524 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Italy Device: Kindle3, Ipod4, IPad2	Oh my, you had good reactions. I am going to bed. I'm happy I saw you.

05-30-2010, 07:05 PM	#16437
beppe Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,161 Karma: 81026524 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Italy Device: Kindle3, Ipod4, IPad2	LittleDaughter(LD) gave us the scare of our life yesterday afternoon. I was happily reading posts when I heard Wife (W) screaming from downstairs: where is LD? I jumped up, checked all the room upstairs and run down the stairs. W was outside calling LD. W gets in and searches, always calling. I run around the house, down the first lawn, look down the second lawn. Then go into the small buildings, the atelier. Nothing. Then from the windows of the veranda, besides the second lawn, I see a blond head playing quietly with her excavator in my lettuce bed. I cry she is here. Me and W embrace, trembling. LD looks up at us. I grab her excavator from her hands, she starts crying. W picks her up and the three of us come back toward the house. I feel like I aged 20 years in 5 minutes. I will not tell the kind of thoughts I fought back when I was looking for LD.