|  05-27-2010, 03:14 PM | #16126 | 
| ZCD BombShel            Posts: 4,793 Karma: 8293322 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Frozen North (aka Illinois, USA) Device: iPad, STB Kindle Oasis | |
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|  05-27-2010, 03:54 PM | #16127 | |
| Grand Sorcerer            Posts: 5,161 Karma: 81026524 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Italy Device: Kindle3, Ipod4, IPad2 | Quote: 
 Yes and when she graduates she says that she went through this s**t only because you insisted! Then she marries a presumptuous creep, but then ... About 10 months ago she gives you this unbelievably beautiful, sugar sweet grand child. And that finger you were poking about - they say he is everywhere, so may be you'll get him square in one eye - suddenly, that very finger touches heaven. The creature puts his fatty hands on your face, dribbles on your best neck tie, pees on your Armani pants, and he actually smiles at you. Heaven. And she is a fantastic mother on top of it! Jews sometime say that grand children are the recompense for not having strangled your own children ... There might be some ancient truth in it. | |
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|  05-27-2010, 03:56 PM | #16128 | 
| The Dank Side of the Moon            Posts: 35,930 Karma: 119747553 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2 & PW, Onyx Boox Go6 | |
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|  05-27-2010, 03:59 PM | #16129 | 
| Reborn Paper User            Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air | |
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|  05-27-2010, 04:04 PM | #16130 | 
| Banned            Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2 | 
			
			Sure. Why not? Murder is okay! Perish forbid any of you animals would just stop breeding! | 
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|  05-27-2010, 04:10 PM | #16131 | 
| Professional Adventuress            Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle | |
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|  05-27-2010, 04:12 PM | #16132 | 
| Banned            Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2 | 
			
			Your gene pool is acceptable. You may breed at will. | 
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|  05-27-2010, 04:15 PM | #16133 | 
| Professional Adventuress            Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle | |
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|  05-27-2010, 04:18 PM | #16134 | 
| Banned            Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2 | 
			
			We do too. You are fun to watch. Love me? | 
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|  05-27-2010, 04:29 PM | #16135 | 
| Professional Adventuress            Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle | |
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|  05-27-2010, 04:54 PM | #16136 | 
| Banned            Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420 | 
			
			About to go rent a rototiller to take out a front lawn.  How hard of a task is that? | 
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|  05-27-2010, 04:57 PM | #16137 | 
| Banned            Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2 | 
			
			I am the Barry White of creepy!
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|  05-27-2010, 04:57 PM | #16138 | 
| Professional Adventuress            Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle | |
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|  05-27-2010, 04:59 PM | #16139 | 
| Grand Sorcerer            Posts: 11,545 Karma: 37057604 Join Date: Jan 2008 Device: Pocketbook | |
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|  05-27-2010, 04:59 PM | #16140 | 
| Banned            Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420 | |
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