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#16126 |
ZCD BombShel
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The Frozen North (aka Illinois, USA)
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Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 81026524
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Italy
Device: Kindle3, Ipod4, IPad2
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Yes and when she graduates she says that she went through this s**t only because you insisted! Then she marries a presumptuous creep, but then ... About 10 months ago she gives you this unbelievably beautiful, sugar sweet grand child. And that finger you were poking about - they say he is everywhere, so may be you'll get him square in one eye - suddenly, that very finger touches heaven. The creature puts his fatty hands on your face, dribbles on your best neck tie, pees on your Armani pants, and he actually smiles at you. Heaven. And she is a fantastic mother on top of it! Jews sometime say that grand children are the recompense for not having strangled your own children ... There might be some ancient truth in it. |
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#16128 |
The Dank Side of the Moon
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Karma: 119747553
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Denver, CO
Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire
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#16129 |
Reborn Paper User
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Karma: 15446734
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Que Nada
Device: iPhone8, iPad Air
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#16130 |
Banned
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Karma: 535488
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the Mortuary
Device: Kindle 2
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Sure. Why not?
Murder is okay! Perish forbid any of you animals would just stop breeding! |
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#16131 |
Professional Adventuress
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Karma: 50260224
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!)
Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle
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#16132 |
Banned
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Karma: 535488
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the Mortuary
Device: Kindle 2
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Your gene pool is acceptable.
You may breed at will. |
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#16133 |
Professional Adventuress
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Karma: 50260224
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!)
Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle
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#16134 |
Banned
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the Mortuary
Device: Kindle 2
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We do too.
You are fun to watch. Love me? |
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#16135 |
Professional Adventuress
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Karma: 50260224
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!)
Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle
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#16136 |
Banned
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Karma: 10105011
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Finally made it to Walmart.
Device: PRS 420
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About to go rent a rototiller to take out a front lawn.
How hard of a task is that? |
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#16137 |
Banned
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the Mortuary
Device: Kindle 2
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I am the Barry White of creepy!
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#16138 |
Professional Adventuress
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Karma: 50260224
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!)
Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle
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#16139 |
Grand Sorcerer
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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#16140 |
Banned
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Karma: 10105011
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Finally made it to Walmart.
Device: PRS 420
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