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Old 05-25-2010, 03:09 AM   #15931
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This is indeed a problem! Maybe if she beats you enough she will not have enough energy to work so many hours and then she can stay home more in order to beat you up some more.
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:09 AM   #15932
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It will be nice to keep her home for a couple months after the baby is born. She works 12 hours a day at the moment.
Awww, that is pretty rough going!
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:14 AM   #15933
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OMG the sun has gone over the yardarm. Its time to turn on the TV and pour a nice glass of Shiraz

Grilled pork cutlets with potatoes(also grilled) and mixed steamed veges. Nice and healthy tonight.

Not under the grill, but on the ridge grill. Like a frypan but the fat falls down.
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:14 AM   #15934
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This is indeed a problem! Maybe if she beats you enough she will not have enough energy to work so many hours and then she can stay home more in order to beat you up some more.
Until then I am beating myself.


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Old 05-25-2010, 03:28 AM   #15935
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I've officially stolen Click image for larger version Name: Wet Kitty.JPG Views: 326 Size: 39.8 KB ID: 52226your cute little pic.

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Well, recluse, when he got married his dad gave him some advice...

"Terd," he said, "let me tell give you some advice, eh? On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.'
"So, she did and replied to me, 'These are too big, I can't wear these pants.'
"So I replied to your mother, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
"Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Now, Terd thought his father's suggestion might be just the thing to establish order in his new family.

So, on his wedding night Terd took off his pants and said to his wife, "Here, try these on."
So she did and said, "These are too large, Terd. They don't fit me..."
Terd replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."

But then his new wife took off her pants and handed them to Terd, and said, "Here, you try on mine!"

As she requested, he tried them. "I can't get into your pants," Terd said.

His wife replied, "Exactly. And if you don't change your ****ing attitude, you never will."


... and so he's been trying, again and again over the years, to get back into his wife's pants.

See? All makes sense when you know the backstory
I just knew there was more to the original story.
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:19 AM   #15936
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I've officially stolen Attachment 52226your cute little pic.
I guess I'll have to go back to burning again... It's going to be more complicated this time, I actually have do draw figures today. It was only lines and dots yesterday...

But first - luggage packing! I'm going on vacation )
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:22 AM   #15937
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Old 05-25-2010, 06:46 AM   #15938
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I'll do my best!
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Old 05-25-2010, 08:49 AM   #15939
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:03 AM   #15940
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:29 AM   #15941
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:33 AM   #15942
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Does that mean all of us, or just kindlekitten?
I can safely say that RIGHT NOW I am not picturing anyone pantless, and haven't been, either
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