Silliness So what are you doing RIGHT NOW? - Page 1062

kindlekitten · 05-24-2010, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

We are going to a popular skating rink. There will be 1000 little kids and 200 teens there to dodge. I do not expect to make it back.

brave man. I've done my time in the ring of death. time for those younger and more foolish to step into the fray

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

if you kept your e
yes forward and not on people's bottoms you wouldn't have that problem.

you seem to have the bottom fixation at the moment ;op

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Originally Posted by pilotbob

I just watched the series finale of Lost... and all I can say is...

Huh?

BOb

I was thoroughly addicted to it and then ABC and the local satellite company got into a pissin' match with each other. I've missed the last 2 or 3 seasons. figure I'll just get DVDs

happy_terd · 05-25-2010, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by kindlekitten

you seem to have the bottom fixation at the moment

That's always. Us booty watchers can smell our own.

SneakySnake · 05-25-2010, 01:48 AM

You must like me H-T! I just went to the gym in my new gym pants and noticed that they were made for a girl with longer legs and a smaller bottom than me. Or do they make those pants like that to give you something to strive for. Anyway I kept having to hitch them up at the back to cover my undies.

happy_terd · 05-25-2010, 01:52 AM

I tried on one of my wife's jeans once. It was like a pant thong.

SneakySnake · 05-25-2010, 02:32 AM

I wore the MOTH's shorts once. It was very unflattering. My friend wears her husbands undies(he has changed to long leg style to stop her), but they fall down if I try it.(either her husbands or mine)

recluse · 05-25-2010, 02:34 AM

You know, when someone says they want to get into their wife's pants, they don't mean it literally!
Or do you have something to share with the rest of the class?

happy_terd · 05-25-2010, 02:44 AM

I'm a literal type of guy.

nomesque · 05-25-2010, 02:44 AM

Well, recluse, when he got married his dad gave him some advice...

"Terd," he said, "let me tell give you some advice, eh? On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.'
"So, she did and replied to me, 'These are too big, I can't wear these pants.'
"So I replied to your mother, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
"Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Now, Terd thought his father's suggestion might be just the thing to establish order in his new family.

So, on his wedding night Terd took off his pants and said to his wife, "Here, try these on."
So she did and said, "These are too large, Terd. They don't fit me..."
Terd replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."

But then his new wife took off her pants and handed them to Terd, and said, "Here, you try on mine!"

As she requested, he tried them. "I can't get into your pants," Terd said.

His wife replied, "Exactly. And if you don't change your ****ing attitude, you never will."

... and so he's been trying, again and again over the years, to get back into his wife's pants.

See? All makes sense when you know the backstory

SneakySnake · 05-25-2010, 02:48 AM

happy_terd · 05-25-2010, 02:53 AM

She is 6 months pregnant at the moment. When she lies down on her side she is like a turtle on its back and at my mercy.

SneakySnake · 05-25-2010, 02:54 AM

Maybe you will fit into her maternity pants then?

nomesque · 05-25-2010, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by SneakySnake

Maybe you will fit into her maternity pants then?

happy_terd · 05-25-2010, 03:01 AM

It will be nice to keep her home for a couple months after the baby is born. She works 12 hours a day at the moment.

SneakySnake · 05-25-2010, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

It will be nice to keep her home for a couple months after the baby is born. She works 12 hours a day at the moment.

If you take her pants she won't be able to go out.

happy_terd · 05-25-2010, 03:05 AM

She would hit me. I believe it is CA state law that a pregnant woman can beat the snot out of their husband at any point during the pregnancy.

05-25-2010, 02:44 AM	#15923
nomesque Snooty Bestselling Author Posts: 1,485 Karma: 1000000 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ipswich, QLD, Australia Device: PRS-650	Well, recluse, when he got married his dad gave him some advice... "Terd," he said, "let me tell give you some advice, eh? On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' "So, she did and replied to me, 'These are too big, I can't wear these pants.' "So I replied to your mother, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' "Ever since that night we have never had any problems." Now, Terd thought his father's suggestion might be just the thing to establish order in his new family. So, on his wedding night Terd took off his pants and said to his wife, "Here, try these on." So she did and said, "These are too large, Terd. They don't fit me..." Terd replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." But then his new wife took off her pants and handed them to Terd, and said, "Here, you try on mine!" As she requested, he tried them. "I can't get into your pants," Terd said. His wife replied, "Exactly. And if you don't change your ***ing attitude, you never will." ... and so he's been trying, again and again over the years, to get back into his wife's pants. See? All makes sense when you know the backstory Last edited by nomesque; 05-25-2010 at 02:51 AM.*

05-25-2010, 01:48 AM	#15918
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	You must like me H-T! I just went to the gym in my new gym pants and noticed that they were made for a girl with longer legs and a smaller bottom than me. Or do they make those pants like that to give you something to strive for. Anyway I kept having to hitch them up at the back to cover my undies.

05-25-2010, 01:52 AM	#15919
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I tried on one of my wife's jeans once. It was like a pant thong.

05-25-2010, 02:32 AM	#15920
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	I wore the MOTH's shorts once. It was very unflattering. My friend wears her husbands undies(he has changed to long leg style to stop her), but they fall down if I try it.(either her husbands or mine)

05-25-2010, 02:34 AM	#15921
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	You know, when someone says they want to get into their wife's pants, they don't mean it literally! Or do you have something to share with the rest of the class?

05-25-2010, 02:44 AM	#15922
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I'm a literal type of guy.

05-25-2010, 02:48 AM	#15924
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis

05-25-2010, 02:53 AM	#15925
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	She is 6 months pregnant at the moment. When she lies down on her side she is like a turtle on its back and at my mercy.

05-25-2010, 02:54 AM	#15926
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	Maybe you will fit into her maternity pants then?

05-25-2010, 03:01 AM	#15928
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	It will be nice to keep her home for a couple months after the baby is born. She works 12 hours a day at the moment.

05-25-2010, 03:05 AM	#15930
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	She would hit me. I believe it is CA state law that a pregnant woman can beat the snot out of their husband at any point during the pregnancy.