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Old 04-02-2010, 09:30 PM   #151
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I can overlook political and religious differences, but going with Keanu Reeves over Michael Rennie is carrying things too far! Seeing as how you're lustin' for a bustin', meet me outside happy_terd's house halfway between Hell and Wal-Mart tomorrow afternoon at three.

If I ain't there promptly at three o'clock, start without me!
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:06 PM   #152
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Klaatu Barada Nikto!
I mean it!
Forget Michael Rennie,
I'll go completely Keanu Reeves on this forum!
I can do it!
I can't act either!
Actually, I liked Keanu Reeves in The Matrix, and I don’t think his acting is what ruined the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still. What ruined it for me were the changes the writers made to Klaatu’s personality.

Neither movie was like the book on which they were based. If you’re interested in reading the original (if you haven’t already done so), you can get it free from these sites or 99 cents from Amazon. The book has a twist at the end that isn’t in the movies.
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I can overlook political nd religious differences, but going with Keanu Reeves over Michael Rennie is carrying things too far! Seeing as how you're lustin' for a bustin', meet me outside happy_terd's house halfway between Hell and Wal-Mart tomorrow afternoon at three.

If I ain't there promptly at three o'clock, start without me!
I'm being threatened.....by Frankie Avalon?!?
Okay. You got it.
You picked a good spot. Lots of sand.
We're gonna find out how much of it you can internalize rectally.
3 p.m. Be there.
Don't make me come looking for you.

Damn it!
I gotta post faster!
Apology accepted.
Thanks for the link, I always wanted to read the original book.
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:38 PM   #154
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Hey Tom - word has it you can tell me what's going on!
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Old 04-02-2010, 11:13 PM   #155
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Old 04-03-2010, 06:09 AM   #156
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Actually, I liked Keanu Reeves in The Matrix, and I don’t think his acting is what ruined the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still. What ruined it for me were the changes the writers made to Klaatu’s personality.

Neither movie was like the book on which they were based. If you’re interested in reading the original (if you haven’t already done so), you can get it free from these sites or 99 cents from Amazon. The book has a twist at the end that isn’t in the movies.
Wow! Tom Thanks for that! I did not know what if anything that was based on and just a piece of trivia I saw the original broadcast on network tv (in black and white ) when I was a kid and it totally blew me away! I blame that experience for the way I am today.
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Old 04-03-2010, 06:10 AM   #157
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Why do you need to ask him? You know more then wikipedia.

Exactly I was thinking of googling ShortNCuddlyAm for all my needs.
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Old 04-03-2010, 08:17 AM   #158
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I'm being threatened.....by Frankie Avalon?!?
Okay. You got it.
You picked a good spot. Lots of sand.
We're gonna find out how much of it you can internalize rectally.
3 p.m. Be there.
Don't make me come looking for you.

Damn it!
I gotta post faster!
Apology accepted.
Thanks for the link, I always wanted to read the original book.
That's cool, because I was planning on sneaking in some holy water as an equalizer!

The original story begins with Klaatu already dead. Let me know what you think of the twist at the end.
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Old 04-03-2010, 08:24 AM   #159
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Hey Tom - word has it you can tell me what's going on!
Yes, but first you must take a personality test and allow me to do an e-meter reading. Don't be afraid; I'm here to help.

Oh, and just out of curiosity—what is your current net worth?
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Old 04-03-2010, 09:19 AM   #160
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Yes, but first you must take a personality test and allow me to do an e-meter reading. Don't be afraid; I'm here to help.

Oh, and just out of curiosity—what is your current net worth?
Net worth? About a barrel full of clams, according to my last statement from the Bank of Xenu...
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Net worth? About a barrel full of clams, according to my last statement from the Bank of Xenu...
I'm sorry to hear that. Although I won't be able to help you personally, Am; I'm sure if you shop around, you'll find other religions more in line with your ... financial status.

Have a nice day.

NEXT!
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I'm sorry to hear that. Although I won't be able to help you personally, Am; I'm sure if you shop around, you'll find other religions more in line with your ... financial status.

Have a nice day.

NEXT!
I'm thinking maybe Seagulltology.
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I'm thinking maybe Seagulltology.
I'd love to join, but I was taught at school that seagulls don't exist

(And I've certainly never beheld a splendid gull...)
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I'd love to join, but I was taught at school that seagulls don't exist

(And I've certainly never beheld a splendid gull...)
Does that mean you've beheld a not so splendid gull?

We have 10 different types of (sea)gulls in our area.

Sometimes we refer to them as sh**hawks.

Video of a herring skiff.
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Does that mean you've beheld a not so splendid gull?

We have 10 different types of (sea)gulls in our area.

Sometimes we refer to them as sh**hawks.

Video of a herring skiff.
I noticed all the people are wearing raincoats on a sunny day.

They aren't dummies!
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