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Old 09-28-2010, 08:53 PM   #1
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AprilHare is as sexy as a twisted cruller doughnut
What is a cruller doughnut, why is it twisted, why is it sexy and why am I as sexy as it?
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Old 09-29-2010, 08:16 AM   #2
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Isn't cruller a type of fish paste???
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Old 09-29-2010, 09:23 AM   #3
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I thought crullers, by definition, were twisted.

http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+cruller+&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&client=firefox-a
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Old 09-29-2010, 09:25 AM   #4
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Is it a veiled reference to Twisted Sister?
Now those dudes were sexy! [not!]
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Sometimes it is hard being sexy.
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:04 PM   #7
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I thought I always made being sexy a breeze happy_terd!
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:05 PM   #8
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Old 09-30-2010, 02:25 AM   #9
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What is a cruller doughnut, why is it twisted, why is it sexy and why am I as sexy as it?
Have you not looked at your avatar in the mirror? If you have, you'd know that your username is eraHlirPA, that you are a very large chicken, and that you're totally dead sexy, love. I'm pretty sure a cruller is some kind of deep-sea crab, and everyone knows that crustaceans are totally hot (especially after boiling, and lathering in garlic butter), and so imagine a twisted one that "uses the whole chicken" (instead of just the feather). I can't think anything that's particularly salacious about a bit of dough with a hole in it, but maybe it's just the internet's form of a post-karma cigarette.

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Old 09-30-2010, 08:12 AM   #10
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Have you not looked at your avatar in the mirror? If you have, you'd know that your username is eraHlirPA, that you are a very large chicken, and that you're totally dead sexy, love. I'm pretty sure a cruller is some kind of deep-sea crab, and everyone knows that crustaceans are totally hot (especially after boiling, and lathering in garlic butter), and so imagine a twisted one that "uses the whole chicken" (instead of just the feather). I can't think anything that's particularly salacious about a bit of dough with a hole in it, but maybe it's just the internet's form of a post-karma cigarette.





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