Silliness My last word is your first word, Ya know? - Page 2

dreams · 08-25-2009, 11:52 PM

"Gone? ALL of them? Oh, you saved some?"

"What!?"

"Pair? Did you say, Pair? As in only ONE pair of stilettos with the safety catch?" What's a girl to do if she chooses to wear the RED leather mini to go vampire hunting and she only has the safety catch BLACK stilettos?"

Bringing you with me on this cruise is NOT turning out to be one of my greatest ideas.

griffonwing · 08-26-2009, 12:04 AM

Ideas were forming in his head. How he'd get his money back. He pondered these thoughts as he shouldered his back and headed for the men's room.

Secluded in the stall, re took off his boots, and replaced then with his stilettos. "If Jack can't win the tournament, perhaps "Jackie" can."

GraceKrispy · 08-26-2009, 12:38 AM

"Can-can?? Can-Can?? Who does that can can anymore?? I sure canʻt!" she said, angrily pacing about.

dreams · 08-26-2009, 01:55 AM

"About face!"

"What the..the..?" she stuttered as she whirled around to face the door.

"Jack? uh, uh.. Is that you? And what are you doing with MY shoes?"

"Just be quiet and listen. I've got a great idea for getting my money and your &*! shoes back."

griffonwing · 08-26-2009, 01:59 AM

"Back up a sec. Let me rephrase" Jack said... "I know that we can get the money back with my plan, but I get to keep these shoes, deal?"

dreams · 08-26-2009, 02:16 AM

"Deal! Deal! Isn't that the word that got us into this mess?" she screamed as she grabbed a lamp and got ready to throw it at his head.

"Now, now, darlin'" Jack/Jackie cooed as he ducked and covered his head.

"Don't you now darlin' me you idiot!" she screeched while grabbing for the other lamp.

GraceKrispy · 08-26-2009, 04:14 AM

"Lamp?? NO! Not that lamp!" Jack/Jackie bellowed. "That's the lamp I won for my excellent rendition of 'I Will Survive' on the stage last night, wearing these very same stilettos! Please, any lamp but that one!"

Jack/Jackie started sobbing as he/she stumbled around on the stilettos. As the tears fell, the mascara began to smear all around, mixing to give the illusion of a melting, hussied-up snowqueen.

GeoffC · 08-26-2009, 06:44 AM

Snowqueen melting!?

Oh sugerbabes where be thee, come don thy suits of glossy white and save our liege from this poor fate.

Alas the cards were dealt and wrongly placed, the queen doth melt unto her shoes. Only hussies wore red stillettos and let the red lamp go out at night...

Jack/Jackie my darling, wit dost thou do as thy cross-dress?

Maggie May · 08-26-2009, 08:11 AM

Cross-dress? Does that mean the dress has "anger" issues and might have to go into therapy?

Slan
Mag.

Slite · 08-26-2009, 08:15 AM

"Therapy! You need therapy you hag!" Jack/Jackie screamed as he/she rushed for the door in an attempt to avoid the flying lamps, and other assorted, airborne household articles.

Greg Anos · 08-26-2009, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slite

"Therapy! You need therapy you hag!" Jack/Jackie screamed as he/she rushed for the door in an attempt to avoid the flying lamps, and other assorted, airborne household articles.

Articles on vampire hunting all agree that using wooden stakes is declasse'. The well dressed vampire hunter uses a silencered .22 pistol with silver bullets.

griffonwing · 08-26-2009, 09:32 AM

Articles of metrosexual clothing began bing tossed about the room. "Noooo" shrieked Jackie in her falsetto voice. "My taffeta blouse! That's a real Sergio Versace you fiend!"

krisk · 08-26-2009, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

Articles on vampire hunting all agree that using wooden stakes is declasse'. The well dressed vampire hunter uses a silencered .22 pistol with silver bullets.

Bullets! Bullets and Beans! That was one of the issues that got Jack/Jackie into this mess. Having promised to be the "bullets and beans" to the strange man in black. Of course gambling the seed money away didn't help. oh no, life was certainly going to hell when pursued by a despeerate band of terrorist guerillas.

griffonwing · 08-26-2009, 11:24 AM

Guerillas? Guerillas?! Blast it to heck and back! I need to leave this zoo and get a one way ticket to the Congo!!

krisk · 08-26-2009, 11:40 AM

Congo, just hearing the word again broought up horrific memories of illness and hallucinations. One's life is never the same again once bitten by the horrid tse-tse.

08-26-2009, 01:55 AM	#19
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	"About face!" "What the..the..?" she stuttered as she whirled around to face the door. "Jack? uh, uh.. Is that you? And what are you doing with MY shoes?" "Just be quiet and listen. I've got a great idea for getting my money and your &! shoes back." Last edited by dreams; 08-26-2009 at 01:58 AM.*

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dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	"Gone? ALL of them? Oh, you saved some?" "What!?" "Pair? Did you say, Pair? As in only ONE pair of stilettos with the safety catch?" What's a girl to do if she chooses to wear the RED leather mini to go vampire hunting and she only has the safety catch BLACK stilettos?" Bringing you with me on this cruise is NOT turning out to be one of my greatest ideas.

08-26-2009, 12:04 AM	#17
griffonwing Suave Swabby, Savvy? Posts: 1,602 Karma: 520350 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Harrison, ARrrr, USA - southern Ozark mountains Device: Slate Blue PEZ (Astak Pocket Pro), CVSCX-9300 Quad-band watch phone	Ideas were forming in his head. How he'd get his money back. He pondered these thoughts as he shouldered his back and headed for the men's room. Secluded in the stall, re took off his boots, and replaced then with his stilettos. "If Jack can't win the tournament, perhaps "Jackie" can."

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GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	"Can-can?? Can-Can?? Who does that can can anymore?? I sure canʻt!" she said, angrily pacing about.

08-26-2009, 01:59 AM	#20
griffonwing Suave Swabby, Savvy? Posts: 1,602 Karma: 520350 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Harrison, ARrrr, USA - southern Ozark mountains Device: Slate Blue PEZ (Astak Pocket Pro), CVSCX-9300 Quad-band watch phone	"Back up a sec. Let me rephrase" Jack said... "I know that we can get the money back with my plan, but I get to keep these shoes, deal?"

08-26-2009, 02:16 AM	#21
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	"Deal! Deal! Isn't that the word that got us into this mess?" she screamed as she grabbed a lamp and got ready to throw it at his head. "Now, now, darlin'" Jack/Jackie cooed as he ducked and covered his head. "Don't you now darlin' me you idiot!" she screeched while grabbing for the other lamp.

08-26-2009, 04:14 AM	#22
GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	"Lamp?? NO! Not that lamp!" Jack/Jackie bellowed. "That's the lamp I won for my excellent rendition of 'I Will Survive' on the stage last night, wearing these very same stilettos! Please, any lamp but that one!" Jack/Jackie started sobbing as he/she stumbled around on the stilettos. As the tears fell, the mascara began to smear all around, mixing to give the illusion of a melting, hussied-up snowqueen.

08-26-2009, 06:44 AM	#23
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Snowqueen melting!? Oh sugerbabes where be thee, come don thy suits of glossy white and save our liege from this poor fate. Alas the cards were dealt and wrongly placed, the queen doth melt unto her shoes. Only hussies wore red stillettos and let the red lamp go out at night... Jack/Jackie my darling, wit dost thou do as thy cross-dress?

08-26-2009, 08:11 AM	#24
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08-26-2009, 08:15 AM	#25
Slite Icanhasdonuts? Posts: 2,837 Karma: 532407 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mölnbo, Sweden Device: Kobo Aura 2nd edition, Kobo Clara HD	"Therapy! You need therapy you hag!" Jack/Jackie screamed as he/she rushed for the door in an attempt to avoid the flying lamps, and other assorted, airborne household articles.

08-26-2009, 09:32 AM	#27
griffonwing Suave Swabby, Savvy? Posts: 1,602 Karma: 520350 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Harrison, ARrrr, USA - southern Ozark mountains Device: Slate Blue PEZ (Astak Pocket Pro), CVSCX-9300 Quad-band watch phone	Articles of metrosexual clothing began bing tossed about the room. "Noooo" shrieked Jackie in her falsetto voice. "My taffeta blouse! That's a real Sergio Versace you fiend!"

08-26-2009, 11:24 AM	#29
griffonwing Suave Swabby, Savvy? Posts: 1,602 Karma: 520350 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Harrison, ARrrr, USA - southern Ozark mountains Device: Slate Blue PEZ (Astak Pocket Pro), CVSCX-9300 Quad-band watch phone	Guerillas? Guerillas?! Blast it to heck and back! I need to leave this zoo and get a one way ticket to the Congo!!

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