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Old 06-29-2009, 01:59 AM   #106
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Oh, give me wires, lots of wires under starry skies above,
Don't fence me in.
Let me swing through the fine urban jungle that I love,
Don't fence me in.
Let me be by myself in the evenin' sleeze,
And listen to the gulps and scrapes of alleyway knees,
Defenestration sever, but I ask you please,
Don't fence me in.

Please consult your manuals. Refer to page 668: "Complaints about the neighbours".

Step 1: STFU
Step 2: I gonna get you
Step 3: I know where you live
Step 4: Refer to page eleventy: Drinks at my house

Allow me to take your coat, and here's your ZCD. The Party's downstairs and to the left. Follow the sounds of the the Visible One's Plastic Bertrand/Ska/Time Warp mashup, and you can't go wrong (and, as they say, if this is wrong I don't want to be right), unless you frak with the fairy or trust a squirrel.

Welcome to Chateau Pompette, grinners and sinners. Get comfy - it's gonna be a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong night. Giggle.

Yours with fruits and toots,
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Old 06-29-2009, 07:41 AM   #107
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Hey...look at that...

Hey, everybody! Mine's got an "Adrian" setting! Hmm, it's kind of smudged...with something brown, sticky, kind of awful-smelling-except-with-an-undercurrent-of-banana-that's-kinda-pleasant-which-is-odd-because-I-don't-like-bananas. It's been used...quite often it seems, from the fingerprints amidst the smearing.

I'm gonna flick it. Yeah, I'll do that. Now. Hey look, my epidermal ridges slide right into the fingerprints like a banana into its own skin...[click!........ wwwwwwwWWWWWHIIIIRRRRRRRRRR....POCK! doioioioioioing....BANG!]

[DIVIDE BY FISH ERROR. PLEASE INSERT AND LET THE DOG OUT, AND CAN YOU PICK UP SOME SQUIRREL MILK ON THE WAY HOME. REINSERT UNIVERSE AND PRESS EVERY KEY]

...and now a word from our sponsors...


AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRoh,look,a cookieGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Normal service will return shortly. Please check the letter before dialling again. At the third stroke, it will be eleventy-oh-five and I'm going back for seconds. Hold your ears, folks - it's Squirrel Time! Okay boobies and tubies, let's go to the videotape!"

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Hello, I think, therefore I should be ..... Chocolate is not a word, but an elemental state of total concentration before the after eventuality that will cometh after the man and before shes who should be obeyed ....

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Thank you for that. I think my brain just exploded.
I think it was my spleen that went that time ...
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Old 07-11-2009, 11:08 PM   #108
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I just talked with Pinktoe and found out that his Kindle got shmucked by a suddeen rain squall, so he is in mourning. He should get his replacement next week and plans on being on MR about then.

Really.

Not kidding this time...
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Old 07-12-2009, 09:38 AM   #109
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Old 07-12-2009, 01:15 PM   #110
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Old 07-12-2009, 01:25 PM   #111
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I just talked with Pinktoe and found out that his Kindle got shmucked by a suddeen rain squall, so he is in mourning. He should get his replacement next week and plans on being on MR about then.

Really.

Not kidding this time...
oh, who do you think you're fooling ? just admit he's imaginary and you made him up to go drinking with. we won't judge you, you know.

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that's quite an image to stumble upon unexpectedly !
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Old 07-12-2009, 01:42 PM   #112
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that's quite an image to stumble upon unexpectedly !
I found that when I Googled "phswynkies". A recent self-portrait perhaps?
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Old 07-12-2009, 01:44 PM   #113
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it does bear a striking resemblance to him. but that could just be the helmet(?).
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Old 07-12-2009, 04:01 PM   #114
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It gives him an aura of sophisticated dementia...
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Old 07-12-2009, 11:00 PM   #115
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It gives him an aura of sophisticated dementia...
Perhaps "highlights his" rather than "gives him an"?
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Old 07-13-2009, 07:25 AM   #116
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Perhaps "highlights his" rather than "gives him an"?
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:51 AM   #117
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His boat's name is the Ambivalence, which pretty much explains his absence...
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Old 07-13-2009, 01:23 PM   #118
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His boat's name is the Ambivalence, which pretty much explains his absence...
Is he Pinktoe or Coldfeet?
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Old 07-13-2009, 05:30 PM   #119
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I just talked with Pinktoe and found out that his Kindle got shmucked by a suddeen rain squall, so he is in mourning. He should get his replacement next week and plans on being on MR about then.

Really.

Not kidding this time...

Perhaps he should be reminded that THAT is what shirts are for. When the rain squall starts, you stick your expensive-electronic-gadget under your shirt. Or under your coat it you happen to have one of those. But you have to protect the important stuff!! (who cares if your tummy shows....)
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If he'd come here first, he'd've known all about waterproof bags and stuff.

/knowing look

Also, his boat's not named after a girl, so no wonder he's having problems.
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