The Vent and Rant Thread - Page 295

pshrynk · 07-02-2009, 06:22 PM

Not just ferrets. Three ferrets. And some superglue.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 07-02-2009, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Not just ferrets. Three ferrets. And some superglue.

And some acetone, just in case the superglue gets in the wrong places...

vivaldirules · 07-02-2009, 06:31 PM

And don't forget the small otter. Can't be done right without an otter.

mklynds · 07-02-2009, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Not just ferrets. Three ferrets. And some superglue.

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

And some acetone, just in case the superglue gets in the wrong places...

These are some very interesting posts considering I have not read the last pages posts. I really should go look but I think the story that is forming in my imagination is so very interesting that I don't think I will.

Verencat · 07-02-2009, 06:33 PM

Holy sh*t, now I'm crying out of laughter!!!!!!!

Moejoe · 07-02-2009, 06:39 PM

You're all twisted... my innocent suggestion was merely, in the absence of bathing facilities at home, to perambulate to your local municipal park and there, with much haste, find an assortment of sleeping ducks. With the Ducks thusly located, derobe nearby and with much wailing and gnashing of teeth, wake said ducks. These feathered friends now riled, can be scooped up and affixed to certain limbs by the use of rubber bands. Precede now and with much speed, to fling yourself into the waters of the lake. The ducks, in their thrashing, will act as a natural defoliant.

Simple, you see, nothing strange about it at all

Laz116 · 07-02-2009, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Moejoe

You're all twisted... my innocent suggestion was merely, in the absence of bathing facilities at home, to perambulate to your local municipal park and there, with much haste, find an assortment of sleeping ducks. With the Ducks thusly located, derobe nearby and with much wailing and gnashing of teeth, wake said ducks. These feathered friends now riled, can be scooped up and affixed to certain limbs by the use of rubber bands. Precede now and with much speed, to fling yourself into the waters of the lake. The ducks, in their thrashing, will act as a natural defoliant.

Simple, you see, nothing strange about it at all

I do that every wednesday.

Verencat · 07-02-2009, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Laz116

I do that every wednesday.

I demand a video!
No kid, next wednesday, I want a video!

Laz116 · 07-02-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Verencat

I demand a video!
No kid, next wednesday, I want a video!

Kid... who are you calling kid. Just for that: no video for you.

Verencat · 07-02-2009, 07:10 PM

no kiding!! I want the video please! Pretty please?

Laz116 · 07-02-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Verencat

no kiding!! I want the video please! Pretty please?

I sense a marketable video here. How much are you willing to pay?

Verencat · 07-02-2009, 07:16 PM

Well...I could send you leftover pizza via trebuchet...

Laz116 · 07-02-2009, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Verencat

Well...I could send you leftover pizza via trebuchet...

Mmm pizza... I'm tempted.

vivaldirules · 07-02-2009, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Verencat

OMG! Stop it!

Rubber bands ticked my deprived mind in a weird direction, add scissor, mirror, ferrets and q-tips to that and I'm stuck into a weird porn/horror movie...

too much paint fumes to read you guys...

Maybe I'm too old. Rubber bands took your mind off in the direction of a weird porn/horror movie? Man, I just need to catch up. I guess.

Laz116 · 07-02-2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Maybe I'm too old. Rubber bands took your mind off in the direction of a weird porn/horror movie? Man, I just need to catch up. I guess.

Yeah, where are the dwarves and the Nazi-castle?

Makes no sense. Verencat is def. a weirdo.

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07-02-2009, 06:22 PM	#4411
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Not just ferrets. Three ferrets. And some superglue.

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vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	And don't forget the small otter. Can't be done right without an otter.

07-02-2009, 06:33 PM	#4415
Verencat Wizard Posts: 2,615 Karma: 96491 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal, Qc Device: xxx	Holy sh*t, now I'm crying out of laughter!!!!!!!

07-02-2009, 06:39 PM	#4416
Moejoe Banned Posts: 5,100 Karma: 72193 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South of the Border Device: Coffin	You're all twisted... my innocent suggestion was merely, in the absence of bathing facilities at home, to perambulate to your local municipal park and there, with much haste, find an assortment of sleeping ducks. With the Ducks thusly located, derobe nearby and with much wailing and gnashing of teeth, wake said ducks. These feathered friends now riled, can be scooped up and affixed to certain limbs by the use of rubber bands. Precede now and with much speed, to fling yourself into the waters of the lake. The ducks, in their thrashing, will act as a natural defoliant. Simple, you see, nothing strange about it at all

07-02-2009, 07:10 PM	#4420
Verencat Wizard Posts: 2,615 Karma: 96491 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal, Qc Device: xxx	no kiding!! I want the video please! Pretty please?

07-02-2009, 07:16 PM	#4422
Verencat Wizard Posts: 2,615 Karma: 96491 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal, Qc Device: xxx	Well...I could send you leftover pizza via trebuchet...