The Vent and Rant Thread - Page 273

RickyMaveety · 06-12-2009, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Very strange juxtaposition there.

What? Underpants and Otters?? Not the least strange, around here anyway.

Verencat · 06-12-2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by krisk

my bra's driving me NUTS!

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Originally Posted by Curly

Your bra drives? Wish mine was that useful!

It is the underwired, padded t-shirt ones that drive me nuts in the summer.

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Me too. The soft bras end up giving me really bad shoulder and neck pain. And not enough support.

Can't beleive I missed most of that conversation! I feel for you girls, I really do! I've been pulling "Janets" (remember the Super Bowl) all day! Under my blouse, that is... It was extremely annoying, but apparently very entertaining to see me run off to the backstore to put everything back in place every 20 minutes!

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Originally Posted by krisk

shel, I can't help you with that problem. the last thing I want is padding! have you been to

I think it's fig leaves... lemme check...yep! it's fig leaves! they have some good stuff!

Thank you for the link!

GraceKrispy · 06-12-2009, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Verencat

Can't beleive I missed most of that conversation! I feel for you girls, I really do! I've been pulling "Janets" (remember the Super Bowl) all day! Under my blouse, that is... It was extremely annoying, but apparently very entertaining to see me run off to the backstore to put everything back in place every 20 minutes!

Thank you for the link!

HA!! I have rarely had the Janet problem (excuse me, wardrobe malfunction), my problem is that the little straps like to sneak down my arm. My favorite part is when one of my hormonally charged students points it out to me, as it's peeking out from my sleeve.

krisk · 06-12-2009, 05:04 PM

teenage boys! gotta love 'em! ('cause killing 'em is so messy!!!)

krisk · 06-12-2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by NormHart

Oddly most people seem to prefer maple syrup on my undies. I can't imagine why, but seven out of ten have indicated that preference. (The other three mumbled about otters, lamas, and donuts.)

Edit: I do get the occasional request for mayonnaise.

I put in a request for tabasco once

GraceKrispy · 06-12-2009, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by krisk

I put in a request for tabasco once

How about wasabi or horseradish? That'll keep you on your toes...

krisk · 06-12-2009, 05:14 PM

that's a little intense even for me!

yvanleterrible · 06-12-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

TMI! Hey, I don't talk about my thong, do I? Well, not recently anyway.

Lost in the fur?

Lady Blue · 06-12-2009, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Lost in the fur?

Can't be so.

VR just admitted (rather proudly) that nekkid was the way he goes.

Doesn't do the undie thing.

So . . . he must have fibbed before about the thong.

Jeese, what are we to believe?????

yvanleterrible · 06-12-2009, 07:02 PM

If he can hide an army of fleas, he can hide a thong.

Lady Blue · 06-12-2009, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

If he can hide an army of fleas, he can hide a thong.

He's got fleas?

krisk · 06-12-2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Can't be so.

VR just admitted (rather proudly) that nekkid was the way he goes.

Doesn't do the undie thing.

So . . . he must have fibbed before about the thong.

Jeese, what are we to believe?????

maybe it was a special event. you know, like best in show

vivaldirules · 06-12-2009, 07:28 PM

Well, I don't go nekkid all the time. Sometimes the public just doesn't understand so I wind up.......conforming.

RickyMaveety · 06-12-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by krisk

maybe it was a special event. you know, like best in show

Reminds me of that song "The Scotsman" .... about a very drunk Scot who decides to sleep in the grass across the road from the pub. Two young girls see him and just have to find out what the Scotsman has under his kilt.

So, they look, and admire, and then for some reason decide to tie their blue hair ribbons around his ... member.

He wakes up and goes to take a leak, sees the ribbon, and says:

"I don't know where you've been my lad, but I see you won first prize."

Lady Blue · 06-12-2009, 09:23 PM

OK, I've been karma blocked again. Do I need to start keeping a score card?

Can I just plea temporary karma amnesia and have my bag of karma dust returned?

Ricky, will you take my case (pro bono, of course) since you seem to have an abundance of free time (between inhaling and exhaling?) Maybe you can get me deferred karma-lization.

Well, until I get my dust bag back, Special K to all of you.

Back on course - I think I understand now why VR's been sitting behind those pretty pink flowers so much. That's where he spends his nekkid days so we don't see.

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06-12-2009, 05:04 PM	#4084
krisk Wizard Posts: 2,148 Karma: 8229 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the road again Device: kindle	teenage boys! gotta love 'em! ('cause killing 'em is so messy!!!)

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krisk Wizard Posts: 2,148 Karma: 8229 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the road again Device: kindle	that's a little intense even for me!

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yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	If he can hide an army of fleas, he can hide a thong.

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vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Well, I don't go nekkid all the time. Sometimes the public just doesn't understand so I wind up.......conforming.

06-12-2009, 09:23 PM	#4095
Lady Blue the snarky blue one Posts: 6,001 Karma: 3877825 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: deep in the heart Device: PRS500, 505 & 600, PRST1 & T2, Kindle PW, Moto Razr, Galaxy Tab 2-10"	OK, I've been karma blocked again. Do I need to start keeping a score card? Can I just plea temporary karma amnesia and have my bag of karma dust returned? Ricky, will you take my case (pro bono, of course) since you seem to have an abundance of free time (between inhaling and exhaling?) Maybe you can get me deferred karma-lization. Well, until I get my dust bag back, Special K to all of you. Back on course - I think I understand now why VR's been sitting behind those pretty pink flowers so much. That's where he spends his nekkid days so we don't see.