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doubleshuffle · 11-26-2014, 04:08 AM

If you try to attach a flag to a Pole, chances are he will tell you to get out of his face. So mind your capitals!

doubleshuffle · 11-26-2014, 04:10 AM

There are plenty of Robert Zimmermans, but there is only one Bob Dylan.

doubleshuffle · 11-26-2014, 04:11 AM

I have a funny cat: When it rains, it purrs.

doubleshuffle · 11-26-2014, 04:12 AM

If you eat a Hamburger, chances are you will have to face capital punishment. So mind your capitals!

crich70 · 11-26-2014, 09:21 AM

No one knows how to properly pronounce 'polish.'

MJK2111 · 11-26-2014, 11:38 AM

My tow hurts. Make sure you watch your spelling!

doubleshuffle · 11-26-2014, 07:22 PM

There are no rock'n'roll hits about the footwear of sad Scandinavians, but there might have been if Carl Perkins hadn't been so good at spelling.

fozzedout · 11-27-2014, 08:51 AM

"She tied her ribbon in a bow on her bow before shooting at the target and with that she gave a quick bow to the crowd."

Whatever you do, don't get your bow, bow and bow mixed up. It could be dangerous!

pdurrant · 11-27-2014, 09:55 AM

Since reed rhymes with read why doesn't reedy rhyme with ready?

doubleshuffle · 11-27-2014, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

Since reed rhymes with read why doesn't reedy rhyme with ready?

That's elementary. It's because read doesn't rhyme with read, obviously.

badgoodDeb · 11-27-2014, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fozzedout

"She tied her ribbon in a bow on her bow before shooting at the target and with that she gave a quick bow to the crowd."

Whatever you do, don't get your bow, bow and bow mixed up. It could be dangerous!

Hope you weren't aiming that bow at your beau.

Greg Anos · 11-27-2014, 02:46 PM

I don't know, he might enjoy a little ribbon, especially if his humour wasn't all wet...

crich70 · 11-28-2014, 02:47 AM

"All is all. Is is. Comptemplate the ramadar." (from Jim Henson's the Cube)

11-26-2014, 04:08 AM	#1
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,944 Karma: 185432100 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	Ponder On This! Deep Profundities From The Well Of Wisdom. If you try to attach a flag to a Pole, chances are he will tell you to get out of his face. So mind your capitals!

11-26-2014, 04:11 AM	#3
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,944 Karma: 185432100 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	I have a funny cat: When it rains, it purrs. Last edited by doubleshuffle; 11-26-2014 at 04:22 AM.

11-26-2014, 07:22 PM	#7
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,944 Karma: 185432100 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	There are no rock'n'roll hits about the footwear of sad Scandinavians, but there might have been if Carl Perkins hadn't been so good at spelling. Last edited by doubleshuffle; 11-26-2014 at 07:25 PM.

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11-26-2014, 09:21 AM	#5
crich70 Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,310 Karma: 43993832 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Monroe Wisconsin Device: K3, Kindle Paperwhite, Calibre, and Mobipocket for Pc (netbook)	No one knows how to properly pronounce 'polish.'

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pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,450 Karma: 318076944 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	Since reed rhymes with read why doesn't reedy rhyme with ready?

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11-28-2014, 02:47 AM	#13
crich70 Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,310 Karma: 43993832 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Monroe Wisconsin Device: K3, Kindle Paperwhite, Calibre, and Mobipocket for Pc (netbook)	"All is all. Is is. Comptemplate the ramadar." (from Jim Henson's the Cube)