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Old 11-06-2008, 12:02 PM   #766
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Could sentient ice cream be taught to not freeze our brains? How about giving it the ability to scoop itself into big bowls? Or to bond with the other scoops on a nano level in order to prevent scoops falling apart and tumbling off the cone?
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Old 11-06-2008, 12:38 PM   #767
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Granted. Unfortunately their cheque bounces/the notes are false, the person is a wanted criminal and the FBI/CIA/TLA coming banging on your door at all hours.

I wish I could get the thought of sentient ice cream out of my head.

Granted: At the local hospital you were strapped to a chair whilst the brain surgeon performed a surgical procedure that allowed all the members of MR to scoop out delicious ice cream from out of the virtual cone that you have become.

I wish I had not thought of that, it sounds revolting.
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Old 11-06-2008, 12:39 PM   #768
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Granted: At the local hospital you were strapped to a chair whilst the brain surgeon performed a surgical procedure that allowed all the members of MR to scoop out delicious ice cream from out of the virtual cone that you have become.

I wish I had not thought of that, it sounds revolting.
So do I. Believe me, so do I.
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Old 11-06-2008, 01:13 PM   #769
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Granted - now you have thought of something more revolting and are so afraid of the thought that you cannot sleep.

I wish e-readers were less expensive so more people could buy them bringing down the price of e-books.
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Old 11-06-2008, 04:43 PM   #770
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All the talk of a female Doctor reminds me of this video.

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I wish e-readers were less expensive so more people could buy them bringing down the price of e-books.
Granted. But now the books are twice the cost.

I wish whatever major role is next for David Tennant aired in the United States.
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Old 11-06-2008, 05:04 PM   #771
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OMG! That video is terrific! Thanks so much for the link!
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Old 11-06-2008, 06:16 PM   #772
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Old 11-07-2008, 01:25 AM   #773
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All the talk of a female Doctor reminds me of this video.

Granted. But now the books are twice the cost.

I wish whatever major role is next for David Tennant aired in the United States.
Granted, it's aired inte the United States of Nitwit, located on the fourth planet of Sirius. And they absolutley hated it, so much that they without hesitation declared war on the Earth, which of course due to it's substandard technology will never recieve the declaration of war. And we all will be very surprised when massive motherships apear over all of the major cities on earth, synchronise their attack by using our own satellites against us and wipe out the entire population of earth, and no, we can NOT infect their computers with a virus, you silly puppies!

I wish i really hadn't turned that grant into a spoof of Independance Day

[Btw, loved that video]
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Old 11-07-2008, 06:15 AM   #774
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Granted - As penance you are required to watch Mars Attacks 365 times in a row.

I wish for an Ozzie and Harriett day.
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Old 11-07-2008, 01:10 PM   #775
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Granted - As penance you are required to watch Mars Attacks 365 times in a row.

I wish for an Ozzie and Harriett day.
Granted. Mom is pretty and dad looks like Dr Drib. After school, you get to go to the malt shop and play your guitar for the pretty girls. And by the way, every day will be a repeat forever until you go crazy from the niceness.

I wish I were on vacation to a chocolate factory.
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Old 11-10-2008, 07:30 AM   #776
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Granted - It's a prepaid vacation, you can't get your money back, the factory is closed for renovations and there is nothing else to do in town (or within 150miles).

I wish all the coffee drunk, by others, in the world today tastes as good as the cup I'm now drinking (and the cup i'm drinking is GOOD).
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Old 11-10-2008, 08:50 AM   #777
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I wish all the coffee drunk, by others, in the world today tastes as good as the cup I'm now drinking (and the cup i'm drinking is GOOD).
Granted. You've just doomed yourself, and the rest of the world, to the horrible future of never, ever enjoying a cup of coffee again as much as the one you'll drink today... and being painfully aware of it during every sip.

I wish I owned a 5,000-acre protected wildlife sanctuary, with the most incredibly diverse population of flora and fauna known in this hemisphere. Oh, yeah, and some kind of protective force-field/whatever to protect it against natural disaster, meteors, solar flares, etc.
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Old 11-10-2008, 09:06 AM   #778
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Granted. Welcome to Biosphere 4. And meet your new sphere-mate Pauly. Did we mention you're in orbit and the next shuttle doesn't arrive until next June?

I wish that Harv's dog would be more tractable.
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:05 AM   #779
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Granted. Welcome to Biosphere 4. And meet your new sphere-mate Pauly. Did we mention you're in orbit and the next shuttle doesn't arrive until next June?
Oh great. Now for some silly corruption reason I've got Saturn 3 stuck in my mind. ARGHHHHHH!!!!!
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I wish that Harv's dog would be more tractable.
Granted. Harv's dog would be more tractable. All you need is both chocolate flavoured bacon, bacon and chocolate. What? Did someone forget to wish for the bacon and chocolate.....

I wish someone would hurry up and change their avatar and get on with the Vera and Harv tales....
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Granted. That someone doesn't actually post however.

I wish I would get all my birthday wishes!
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