Should pshrynk be the Montsnmags candidate in '04?

pshrynk · 06-12-2008, 03:58 PM

Okay, the primary polls are open. All chads will be hung at dawn. Florida will be counted twice, just for historical accuracy. Michigan, becasue they brought us Romney, can go suck eggs. The foreign vote, being essential to our planned strategy, is especially important.

Vote early and often.

tirsales · 06-12-2008, 04:00 PM

Waiting

vivaldirules · 06-12-2008, 04:00 PM

Still.....

DixieGal · 06-12-2008, 04:07 PM

I am/will be poling the constituency for you! Wait, that's "polling," because I am/wasforever shall be a girl!

Signed,
The Secretary of Paradoxial Timespeak

vivaldirules · 06-12-2008, 04:14 PM

I'm so happy that 1 out of 6 is 33.33% today. Very happy.

tirsales · 06-12-2008, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

Signed,
The Secretary of Paradoxial Timespeak

Can I will had been Secretary of being annoying? Or Secretary of non-paradoxial timereading? Or Secretary insted of the Secretary who wants to be Secretary?

DixieGal · 06-12-2008, 04:27 PM

[QUOTE=tirsales;198302]Can I will had been Secretary of being annoying? Or Secretary of non-paradoxial timereading?QUOTE]

No. That would mean you would have to/can not/must eventually choose a chronologically linear direction, either/neither of which/whom is in the present. Thusly, you would be doomed to the fate of Captain Jack Harkness. And I/we would/will miss your smiling animal face, whatever that thing is.

You wanna be Undersecretary of Paradoxial Timereading? You could open my mail/liquor bottles/time capsules and make Starbucks runs/walks/returns.

Otherwise, you/we gotta think up/down a cabinet post that is more/less fluid/timeless/transcendent/threatening than Sec of Non-Paradox TR.

tirsales · 06-12-2008, 04:33 PM

Quote:

And I/we would/will miss your smiling animal face, whatever that thing is.

. And its not a hedghog

Quote:

You wanna be Undersecretary of Paradoxial Timereading? You could open my mail/liquor bottles/time capsules and make Starbucks runs/walks/returns.

Jippiii, that sounds fun

Quote:

Otherwise, you/we gotta think up/down a cabinet post that is more/less fluid/timeless/transcendent/threatening than Sec of Non-Paradox TR.

But I already will have thought about that!

pshrynk · 06-12-2008, 04:34 PM

Turns out you can't edit polls. That should be "The blue ONE next to the fridge." Sorry.

vivaldirules · 06-12-2008, 04:39 PM

Wait! I voted for "the blue next to the fridge" and that's what I wanted to vote for. You can't just change history - unless you're involved in a chronic chronotranscendent race to beat the temporal chronology of historical time things stuff - and like that.

vivaldirules · 06-12-2008, 04:40 PM

Ack! It's Bob Dylan for President! Run for your lives!!!

pshrynk · 06-12-2008, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Wait! I voted for "the blue next to the fridge" and that's what I wanted to vote for. You can't just change history - unless you're involved in a chronic chronotranscendent race to beat the temporal chronology of historical time things stuff - and like that.

Got it in one.

DixieGal · 06-12-2008, 04:41 PM

Also "other duties as required" might mean doing the heavy lifting and getting things down off the high shelf. You still in? BTW, your salary has been/will be/never was/forever shall be paid in expired $0.35 coupons for laundry detergent.

DixieGal · 06-12-2008, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Turns out you can't edit polls. That should be "The blue ONE next to the fridge." Sorry.

That's OK, Boss, it let me vote for all of them anyway, not just one. So all of/some of/none of the bases are covered.

Hey, I just hired someone to sweep up around here. See posts above.

vivaldirules · 06-12-2008, 04:43 PM

So, a new post from VR. Let's see, I can name that tune in, oh, one word.

View Poll Results: Should pshrynk be the Montsnmags Party candidate for Prsident in '04
Yes	5	22.73%
Yes, definitely	3	13.64%
Yes, because this is a multiple choice poll	8	36.36%
Yes, depending on what he will give me	7	31.82%
pshrynk is an attention whore	5	22.73%
The blue one next to the fridge	13	59.09%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 22. You may not vote on this poll

06-12-2008, 03:58 PM	#1
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Should pshrynk be the Montsnmags candidate in '04? Okay, the primary polls are open. All chads will be hung at dawn. Florida will be counted twice, just for historical accuracy. Michigan, becasue they brought us Romney, can go suck eggs. The foreign vote, being essential to our planned strategy, is especially important. Vote early and often. Last edited by pshrynk; 06-12-2008 at 04:33 PM.

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DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	I am/will be poling the constituency for you! Wait, that's "polling," because I am/wasforever shall be a girl! Signed, The Secretary of Paradoxial Timespeak

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vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	I'm so happy that 1 out of 6 is 33.33% today. Very happy.

06-12-2008, 04:27 PM	#7
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	[QUOTE=tirsales;198302]Can I will had been Secretary of being annoying? Or Secretary of non-paradoxial timereading?QUOTE] No. That would mean you would have to/can not/must eventually choose a chronologically linear direction, either/neither of which/whom is in the present. Thusly, you would be doomed to the fate of Captain Jack Harkness. And I/we would/will miss your smiling animal face, whatever that thing is. You wanna be Undersecretary of Paradoxial Timereading? You could open my mail/liquor bottles/time capsules and make Starbucks runs/walks/returns. Otherwise, you/we gotta think up/down a cabinet post that is more/less fluid/timeless/transcendent/threatening than Sec of Non-Paradox TR.

06-12-2008, 04:34 PM	#9
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Turns out you can't edit polls. That should be "The blue ONE next to the fridge." Sorry.

06-12-2008, 04:39 PM	#10
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Wait! I voted for "the blue next to the fridge" and that's what I wanted to vote for. You can't just change history - unless you're involved in a chronic chronotranscendent race to beat the temporal chronology of historical time things stuff - and like that.

06-12-2008, 04:40 PM	#11
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Ack! It's Bob Dylan for President! Run for your lives!!!

06-12-2008, 04:41 PM	#13
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Also "other duties as required" might mean doing the heavy lifting and getting things down off the high shelf. You still in? BTW, your salary has been/will be/never was/forever shall be paid in expired $0.35 coupons for laundry detergent.

06-12-2008, 04:43 PM	#15
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	So, a new post from VR. Let's see, I can name that tune in, oh, one word.