Unutterably Silly Forum Game: Last person to post here wins!

[red_phoenix]

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

There are two devices in the DC Universe that can open the trap:

1. The Miracle Machine (from "The Legion Of Super-Heroes"): It's a machine can make thoughts reality, including altering the structure of the entire universe itself. The danger is it can turn ANY thought into reality, including stray thoughts. In fact, it's so powerful that it ends any story that it appears in (as in when it appears you instantly know how the story will end regardless of the details).

2. The X-Ionizer (from "Captain Atom"): It's a device that can alter the structure of matter, making it super hard and super sharp. As an example, you can treat a sheet of paper with it and its edges become so sharp that it can easily pass through any material.

With the above two devices, it is possible to escape the trap.

Meanwhile, I'm here to take the win.

You just had to tell him (and everyone else) how to get out, didn't you?

You are responsible for our esteemed mouse's escape. How are you going to stop him winning?

[Solitaire1]

Originally Posted by red_pheonix

You just had to tell him (and everyone else) how to get out, didn't you?

You are responsible for our esteemed mouse's escape. How are you going to stop him winning?

It's also provides a method to capture the mouse and also win the thread...but the results might be very unpleasant.

Example: I turn on The Miracle Machine and have this thought: "I've won the thread." It results in the following:

- After I post that I've won I instantly disappear, along with every person who's every posted on the thread.

- Then, to ensure that no one else can post the internet disappears.

- All of the computers in the throughout the universe disappear, including any device and/or machine with some type of a computer. This includes cars, planes, televisions, video game systems, audio players, and most home appliances.

- Any individual who has knowledge of computers disappears to ensure that no more computers can ever be built.

- All documents containing information on computers disappear.

- To ensure that no computer can ever be built again, the remaining people lose the ability to read, write, and speak.

As I said, I'd win but the results would be very unpleasant.

[pdurrant]

Good morning, everyone. I see we're still here, so Solitaire1 has refrained from using his miracle machine. That must mean that

I win.

[Iphinome]

#winning

[pdurrant]

I don't think hash tags have any meaning here. So,

I win.

[Iphinome]

#epicfails

[pdurrant]

Nice try. #here #I_win

I win.

[Iphinome]

Originally Posted by pdurrant

Nice try. #here #I_win

I win.

To quote Sweetie-Bot <MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS FAILURE> #losing #MLP:FIM

[74Cuda]

It's nice to start the day with a win.

[TGS]

Just passin' through...and winning.

[74Cuda]

Here I come to save the day and claim the win.

[pdurrant]

I'm glad to hear that the day has been saved here.

But,

I win.

[Dylrob]

[pdurrant]

I think the day was saved here by Cuda and MaxPuppy.

And as it's been saved,

I win.

[74Cuda]

We are back and we are winning