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Old 05-06-2008, 07:59 PM   #91
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How about "acariens stole my baby"? No? "Acariens stole my health and sanity"?
the second part, yes.
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Old 05-06-2008, 08:00 PM   #92
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How about "acariens stole my baby"? No? "Acariens stole my health and sanity"?
the second one, yes.

EDIT : oh noes ! completely unintentional double post. server has hiccups.
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Old 05-06-2008, 08:58 PM   #93
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the second one, yes.

EDIT : oh noes ! completely unintentional double post. server has hiccups.
...and by "server has hiccups" you mean "I smacked my CPU on the low door jam into the cellar, and it rebooted. My, it's dark in here. Oh, look at that pretty lobster..."

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Old 05-06-2008, 09:12 PM   #94
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"Acariens stole my health and sanity"?
Well, I guess that would only matter if you were using them.

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Old 05-06-2008, 09:23 PM   #95
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For your edification, I bring you the Australian Rhinoceros Cockroach (see attached).
(I call him "Testicles", after his favourite "meat").
Err.. how did you feed him last time? Uuuh... are you...uuuh... still functional?
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Old 05-06-2008, 09:42 PM   #96
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He feeds the monster cockroach on OTHER peoples' ..... bits ...... not his own, silly! I can't believe you made such a mistake. Tsk, tsk..... (So don't visit too close....)
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Old 05-06-2008, 09:53 PM   #97
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Err.. how did you feed him last time? Uuuh... are you...uuuh... still functional?
When one is running a large kitchen supporting such spectacular and fantabulous dinner parties as I do, one keeps a lot of ingredients "in stock" (which is also pun, at least as it relates to some dishes).

Testicles invaded the larder (which is an odd phrase, and makes one wonder at the beautiful, psychotic chaos of a world that could bring such a confluence of ideas into a sentence - I believe I shall have it carved in my headstone).

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Old 05-07-2008, 11:38 AM   #98
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"NatCh's spleen" - now not just an expression of humour, but of good taste.

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Dunno, I've never tasted my spleen, but I've bruised it before ... or were they just afraid I'd bruised it, I'm not sure any more.

In that vein, I'd like to introduce you all to a comic strip called "Brewster Rockits" It ought to go over well with this crew: the current archived strips (which go back to November at the moment) include multiple references to squirrels and several exclamations of "Oh, my spleen!"

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First day at school, and I'm approaching the dorm where I'll be staying. One of those was on the brick wall outside.
See, when you grow up around these menaces, you learn young that the best way to deal with them when they have the high ground like that is to try to kill them before they get airborne ... actually ... that's the best way to deal with them under all circumstances. Have I mentioned the satisfying snap/crunch sound they make when crushed with sudden, maximum force ?
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:47 AM   #99
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In that vein, I'd like to introduce you all to a comic strip called "Brewster Rockits" It ought to go over well with this crew: the current archived strips (which go back to November at the moment) include multiple references to squirrels and several exclamations of "Oh, my spleen!"
hey ! don't we have copyright on all squirrel and spleen jokes ?? quick, someone sue them ! (oh Mr. Flywheel, you're needed...)

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aaaargh !!! no gore !! please, Natch, this is a family site !! "too much information" doesn't even come close here. sheesh. :green around the gills and a bit shaky smiley:
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Old 05-07-2008, 12:41 PM   #100
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... this is a family site !!
You're one to talk, slinking around in that shameless avatar! And the funny business you lot got up to while I was out yesterday. I'm gobsmacked is what I am.
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Old 05-07-2008, 12:59 PM   #101
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I'm gobsmacked is what I am.
You're what? Gobsmacked?? Is that some sort of disease of the spleen?
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Old 05-07-2008, 01:04 PM   #102
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You're what? Gobsmacked?? Is that some sort of disease of the spleen?
What? Do I have to define the three syllable words now?

Gobsmacked: ferhoodled, banjaxed, dumbfounded, astonished beyond the capacity for speech.
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You just don't know your Willie Wonka
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