Silliness Chicken - Page 31

poohbear_nc · 08-17-2011, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

I wrote as part of a post:

Then poohbear wrote

Are you sure? This song would be about someone who is sad about not being served chicken, and an encouragement for him/her to be served chicken once again. Logically, it works against the goal of not being served chicken.

Yes - but at least one person is now "chickenless"! It's a start!

Solitaire1 · 08-18-2011, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Yes - but at least one person is now "chickenless"! It's a start!

But then that person would eventually go out and get their own chicken dinner. Therefore, he/she wouldn't be chickenless anymore. At most, it would just delay the inevitable.

Now, I think I'll have some BBQ-flavored chicken crackers. They may not be chicken, but they taste like BBQed chicken. A yummy snack indeed, and readily available when real chicken is not practical.

poohbear_nc · 08-18-2011, 10:41 AM

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But then that person would eventually go out and get their own chicken dinner. Therefore, he/she wouldn't be chickenless anymore. At most, it would just delay the inevitable.

Nay Nay! They are so heart broken, they can never eat chicken again! The betrayal never heals!

HomeInMyShoes · 08-18-2011, 12:41 PM

I'm over it. Anyone up for Popeyes?

poohbear_nc · 08-18-2011, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

I'm over it. Anyone up for Popeyes?

Heartless!

Dylrob · 08-18-2011, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

I'm over it. Anyone up for Popeyes?

I've never had Popeyes. There is one like a mile and a half from where I live. I should probably check it out one of these days.

HomeInMyShoes · 08-18-2011, 02:32 PM

There's none around here now, but they were around in St. Louis when I lived there. Good for an artery-clogging festival every now and then. All this talk about chicken made me crave some.

poohbear_nc · 08-18-2011, 03:27 PM

Popeyes excels in artery-clogging cooking! Try their Cajun chicken for a masterly combo of grease & hot spices! [don't come crying to me from Cardiac ICU]

AprilHare · 08-18-2011, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Popeyes excels in artery-clogging cooking! Try their Cajun chicken for a masterly combo of grease & hot spices! [don't come crying to me from Cardiac ICU]

TRAITOR!

poohbear_nc · 08-18-2011, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AprilHare

TRAITOR!

NO! NO! I'm trying to thin out their numbers!

GoSharks · 08-18-2011, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

NO! NO! I'm trying to thin out their numbers!

No...you are making us stronger through natural selection. Soon we will be a mob of strong hearted, cholesterol impervious Chicken Eaters!!! muhahahaha!!!

Solitaire1 · 08-19-2011, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by GoSharks

No...you are making us stronger through natural selection. Soon we will be a mob of strong hearted, cholesterol impervious Chicken Eaters!!! muhahahaha!!!

Better, those surviving chicken eaters will be able to eat even more chicken more often. So, instead of one chicken meal a day, these stronger chicken eaters will be able to eat four or five chicken meals a day.

[Thinking of Judge Doom from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"]

I see a future where there will be a KFC on each street corner so that chicken eaters don't have to travel very far for a meal. Rapidly prepared chicken meals will be the order of the day. It will be beautiful!

Solitaire1 · 08-19-2011, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

But then that person would eventually go out and get their own chicken dinner. Therefore, he/she wouldn't be chickenless anymore. At most, it would just delay the inevitable.

Now, I think I'll have some BBQ-flavored chicken crackers. They may not be chicken, but they taste like BBQed chicken. A yummy snack indeed, and readily available when real chicken is not practical.

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Nay Nay! They are so heart broken, they can never eat chicken again! The betrayal never heals!

But the betrayal might simply make them angry

. This, in turn, leads to a vow: I will never be without chicken again! The betrayed go out and collect all of the chickens they can to ensure that they will never be without. They might even decide to raise the chickens themselves so that they can have a steady source of chickens to eat. Although this might lead to more chickens in the short run, in the long run these chickens will have a simple fate: dinner!

HomeInMyShoes · 08-19-2011, 07:22 AM

Mr. Fox: [sighs] Who am I, Kylie?
Kylie: Who how? What now?
Mr. Fox: Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you'll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?
Kylie: I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal.

poohbear_nc · 08-19-2011, 08:24 AM

Hmmmm.....An election year is coming up. Politicians will support anything to get votes. Now is the time to propose a Constitutional Amendment: Chicken Prohibition!

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08-18-2011, 12:41 PM	#454
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	I'm over it. Anyone up for Popeyes?

08-18-2011, 02:32 PM	#457
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	There's none around here now, but they were around in St. Louis when I lived there. Good for an artery-clogging festival every now and then. All this talk about chicken made me crave some.

08-18-2011, 03:27 PM	#458
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,612 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Popeyes excels in artery-clogging cooking! Try their Cajun chicken for a masterly combo of grease & hot spices! [don't come crying to me from Cardiac ICU]

08-19-2011, 07:22 AM	#464
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	Mr. Fox: [sighs] Who am I, Kylie? Kylie: Who how? What now? Mr. Fox: Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you'll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth? Kylie: I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal.

08-19-2011, 08:24 AM	#465
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,612 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Hmmmm.....An election year is coming up. Politicians will support anything to get votes. Now is the time to propose a Constitutional Amendment: Chicken Prohibition!