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Old 11-07-2010, 03:38 PM   #1
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I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

What do you wish you were?
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Old 11-07-2010, 05:28 PM   #2
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Hey! I still have one of those Wienerwhistles. The Oscar Meyer Wienermobile use to come round the streets (like ice cream trucks) and give them away.

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,
That is what I'd truly like to be-ee-ee.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me.


What was the question?
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Old 11-07-2010, 05:32 PM   #3
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Hey! I still have one of those Wienerwhistles. The Oscar Meyer Wienermobile use to come round the streets (like ice cream trucks) and give them away.

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,
That is what I'd truly like to be-ee-ee.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me.

What was the question?

You just gave away your age......
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Old 11-07-2010, 05:43 PM   #4
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You just gave away your age......
Someone could have given me an old one ...
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Old 11-07-2010, 05:45 PM   #5
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Someone could have given me and old one ...
Yeah .... right .... uh huh .... sure ....
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Old 11-07-2010, 06:08 PM   #6
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Someone could have given me and old one ...
Its old now, but it was new when they gave it to you!
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Old 11-07-2010, 06:28 PM   #7
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Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer weiner...
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Old 11-07-2010, 06:51 PM   #8
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There are too many wieners in the world already. I don't need to join the ranks.

(but this song always reminds me of grade school and this little ditty:
My bologna has a first name, it's J-I-M-M-Y,
My bologna has a second name, it's C-A-R-T-E-R
ooooh, I love to hate him every daaay,
and if you ask me why, I'd saaay
'cuz Jimmy Carter has a way of screwing up the U-S-A!)

(I think that could be said even more fervently about a president or two since then, but that belongs on another board....)
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Old 11-07-2010, 06:52 PM   #9
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Its old now, but it was new when they gave it to you!


....
........ Uh, my dad may have given it to me.

Yes, that's right, my dad gave it to me.

[diversion tactic started]Umm, so what would you rather be? [/diversion tactic complete]
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Uh, my dad may have given it to me.

Yes, that's right, my dad gave it to me.
When you were five and he took you to see the Oscar Meyer weiner guy?
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:48 PM   #11
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There are too many wieners in the world already. I don't need to join the ranks.

(but this song always reminds me of grade school and this little ditty:
My bologna has a first name, it's J-I-M-M-Y,
My bologna has a second name, it's C-A-R-T-E-R
ooooh, I love to hate him every daaay,
and if you ask me why, I'd saaay
'cuz Jimmy Carter has a way of screwing up the U-S-A!)

(I think that could be said even more fervently about a president or two since then, but that belongs on another board....)
Darn, I must have missed all the good stuff during recess.
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Darn, I must have missed all the good stuff during recess.
We also used to play Little House on the Prairie. All the pretty girls wanted to be Laura and Mary. I wanted to play the Bionic Man instead.
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Old 11-08-2010, 02:45 AM   #13
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So wait.. You fantasize about being something edible?
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Old 11-08-2010, 06:47 AM   #14
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Old 11-08-2010, 11:38 AM   #15
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So wait.. You fantasize about being something edible?
Isn't that better than wishing he were a wiener dog?

Or, worse yet, a wiener schnitzel?

Or, horror of all horrors, a cocktail wiener?
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