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Old 07-15-2010, 08:25 AM   #10966
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or use a catheter.....
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:40 AM   #10967
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Nomesque, you never cease to amaze me!

Genius!

Hi, Marc!
Thank you, thank you

I knew someone in Asia must have designed one. Some Japanese toilets SING to you, after all, so I figured pretty lights musta been done Probably incredibly passe and, like, "yesterday!" over there.

Marc - That's what you get for having birthdays. Something's gotta balance out the ipad. If all else fails, invite me over. I'm a great distraction from just about anything, especially with this purty new hair colour.
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:10 AM   #10968
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A lighted toilet that sings?!

You think I can get one that does Ethel Merman?
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:20 AM   #10969
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A lighted toilet that sings?!

You think I can get one that does Ethel Merman?
"There's no business like show business..."
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:17 AM   #10970
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A lighted toilet that sings?!

You think I can get one that does Ethel Merman?
"There's no business like show business..."
How many hours of sleepless nights
Ethel Merman a companion...


Nah!

Buy crummy night lights you stick in a plug. Got one in each bathroom. Keeps maintenance low.
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:26 AM   #10971
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A nightlight would be fine.
If I was planning on using the sink.

Actually, the height is about right......
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:31 AM   #10972
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A nightlight would be fine.
If I was planning on using the sink.

Actually, the height is about right......
Hopefully there is no insinkerator!
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:33 AM   #10973
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waking up, trying to wash your face...
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:42 AM   #10974
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That's why I need the lighted Ethel Merman singing toilet!

Or maybe Don Ho. "Tiny Bubbles"

First New York Lesson, Dadster!
"Noo Yawk"
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:34 AM   #10975
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How come no one has come up with a lighted toilet?
There is a new invention called a night light. You plug it into the outlet in your loo and it will glow when it gets dark.

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Old 07-15-2010, 11:55 AM   #10976
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It'll make you see stars right before everything goes black.
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:33 PM   #10977
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:42 PM   #10978
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Is that a vent or a rant......not a very good either one I'd say.

Come on! Let's here it! How HUNGRY ARE YOU???
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:45 PM   #10979
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A lighted toilet that sings?!

You think I can get one that does Ethel Merman?
"There's no business like show business..."


How about "Whistle While you Work?", or even "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles?"

The list is endless.

Cheers.
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:51 PM   #10980
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On the luxury side, one of the newer models is the Inax Satis Asteo Washlet, which includes built-in speakers and an SD card reader for playing tunes. It's so far not available in the United States, but the Alauno from Matsushita is. A tankless toilet with an automated self-cleaning function, the Alauno also has built-in speakers and LED lights for nocturnal users who don't want to turn on bright bathroom lights.
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