Silliness Quiz - Page 299

Latinandgreek · 11-06-2011, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

Boo! Hiss!

A pebble is almost foolproof for contraception... if clamped between the knees.

Stitchawl

Stitchawl · 11-06-2011, 07:48 PM

Looks as if Ufa made a drive-by answer... Until he comes back with a question, here's one to keep the quiz moving along;

"One day while walking down the street, Freddy Fungus met Alice Algae.
What was the result of that fortuitous occasion?

Stitchawl

Shayne Parkinson · 11-06-2011, 07:53 PM

I'm thinking it resulted in a mutual lichen.

Stitchawl · 11-06-2011, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shayne Parkinson

I'm thinking it resulted in a mutual lichen.

... and you'd be correct! He did take a lichen to her! So give us a good question, if you please!

Stitchawl

Shayne Parkinson · 11-06-2011, 08:19 PM

Surprising how often that High School biology comes in handy.

A silly question, as I'm writing about WWI and I need some light relief:

Sirocco is probably the most famous of all kakapo (New Zealand's nocturnal, flightless parrot). He's featured in a YouTube video that's had > 2 million views, and last week a bit of his regurgitated food sold for several hundred dollars. What was the televised act that led to his particular fame (or infamy)?

Stitchawl · 11-06-2011, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shayne Parkinson

Surprising how often that High School biology comes in handy.

A silly question, as I'm writing about WWI and I need some light relief:

Sirocco is probably the most famous of all kakapo (New Zealand's nocturnal, flightless parrot). He's featured in a YouTube video that's had > 2 million views, and last week a bit of his regurgitated food sold for several hundred dollars. What was the televised act that led to his particular fame (or infamy)?

Thank God! A science question instead of a cryptic clue!
The birdy tried to mate with a human, a zoologist if I remember correctly!

Stitchawl

Shayne Parkinson · 11-06-2011, 08:46 PM

He did indeed! Prompting Stephen Fry to say, "Sorry, but this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. You are being

Spoiler:

by a rare parrot."

Stitchawl · 11-06-2011, 08:58 PM

Spoiler:

On with the program....

If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

Stitchawl

Kevin8or · 11-06-2011, 09:39 PM

sunset?

Shayne Parkinson · 11-06-2011, 09:44 PM

Wet..

Stitchawl · 11-06-2011, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin8or

sunset?

Can I have some of what you're having?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shayne Parkinson

Wet..

Yep! 'Wet' or 'sunk' would be the correct answers. Take it away, Shayne!

Stitchawl

Kevin8or · 11-06-2011, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

Can I have some of what you're having?

Just think surreal metaphor. Actually, don't think at all.

Shayne Parkinson · 11-07-2011, 01:28 AM

My mind is blank. Someone else stump us, please.

Stitchawl · 11-07-2011, 01:48 AM

Here's one;

It began as a tea import company in 1861 in the US, changed its name in 1876, and became the first, the largest (until 1973 when a larger chain opened,) and the longest surviving grocery store in the US. What was its name?

Stitchawl

SneakySnake · 11-07-2011, 02:21 AM

woolworths?

11-06-2011, 08:46 PM	#4477
Shayne Parkinson Author Posts: 1,532 Karma: 5447804 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: New Zealand Device: Samsung Galaxy Tab	He did indeed! Prompting Stephen Fry to say, "Sorry, but this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. You are being Spoiler: shagged by a rare parrot."

11-06-2011, 08:58 PM	#4478
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	Spoiler: Getting screwed by birds is a problem most men have had to deal with. On with the program.... If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? Stitchawl

11-07-2011, 01:48 AM	#4484
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	Here's one; It began as a tea import company in 1861 in the US, changed its name in 1876, and became the first, the largest (until 1973 when a larger chain opened,) and the longest surviving grocery store in the US. What was its name? Stitchawl Last edited by Stitchawl; 11-07-2011 at 01:51 AM.

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11-06-2011, 07:48 PM	#4472
Stitchawl Opsimath Posts: 12,344 Karma: 187123287 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand Device: Sony PRS-650, iPhone 5, Kobo Glo, Sony PRS-350, iPad, Samsung Galaxy	Looks as if Ufa made a drive-by answer... Until he comes back with a question, here's one to keep the quiz moving along; "One day while walking down the street, Freddy Fungus met Alice Algae. What was the result of that fortuitous occasion? Stitchawl

11-06-2011, 07:53 PM	#4473
Shayne Parkinson Author Posts: 1,532 Karma: 5447804 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: New Zealand Device: Samsung Galaxy Tab	I'm thinking it resulted in a mutual lichen.

11-06-2011, 08:19 PM	#4475
Shayne Parkinson Author Posts: 1,532 Karma: 5447804 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: New Zealand Device: Samsung Galaxy Tab	Surprising how often that High School biology comes in handy. A silly question, as I'm writing about WWI and I need some light relief: Sirocco is probably the most famous of all kakapo (New Zealand's nocturnal, flightless parrot). He's featured in a YouTube video that's had > 2 million views, and last week a bit of his regurgitated food sold for several hundred dollars. What was the televised act that led to his particular fame (or infamy)?

11-06-2011, 09:39 PM	#4479
Kevin8or Guru Posts: 977 Karma: 43409226 Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Bay Area, CA Device: Kindle 3	sunset?

11-06-2011, 09:44 PM	#4480
Shayne Parkinson Author Posts: 1,532 Karma: 5447804 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: New Zealand Device: Samsung Galaxy Tab	Wet..

11-07-2011, 01:28 AM	#4483
Shayne Parkinson Author Posts: 1,532 Karma: 5447804 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: New Zealand Device: Samsung Galaxy Tab	My mind is blank. Someone else stump us, please.

11-07-2011, 02:21 AM	#4485
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	woolworths?

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