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"Hello, is that Yeti Pestering Services, unlimited." .... "Excellent, I have a potential commission for you." .... "No the subject is well-known to you. It's Am." .... "Oooh. A discount for that subject. Excellent." .... "Ah. Well there are two areas for to tackle." ... "An extra discount for more with this subject. I like your business model." .... "Details. Well, the first one is for more chapters of The Tale of The Spotted Dick---" ..... "You've already got how many contracts for that??? Well, I'll add my tuppence to th---" ... "Well, if you insist that is too much, only 1p it is. Now, the second is to pester her to stop pestering LazyScot." .... "Conflict of interests, huh? How about a bonus to buy you out of the other contract." .... "Okay other contracts. Are you ammenable?" ..... "Ummm. How about three bags of Bertie Bassett's finest?" .... "Okay. Five Bags it is. I'll courier them right round. Pleasure doing business." <hangs up.> |
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laziness does not preclude sneakiness i see !
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07-16-2009, 04:33 PM | #49 |
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07-16-2009, 05:43 PM | #52 |
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*phone rings*
Hello, Yeti Pestering Services Unlimited. Yeti speaking. How may I help you? ..... Ah, I'm everso sorry, but the contracts for pestering that gentleman have had to be rescinded as per clause 13(a) subsection (2iii) ..... As a goodwill gesture, I will be refunding a portion of your fees however. ..... Well, that's very kind of you to say so. ..... Certainly. .... I'll be more than happy to enter into any new contracts to pester Mr LazyScot about his saga, ..... Ah, just to not Pester you not to Pester him?... ..... You have a deal. I await the delivery. Ta Ta! *click* *Yeti sits back and nibbles some licorice* |
07-16-2009, 05:46 PM | #53 | |
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yes, i see what you mean.
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mr. yeti sir, are you sure you're not actually a llama, under all that fur ? |
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07-16-2009, 05:55 PM | #57 |
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07-16-2009, 05:58 PM | #58 |
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Yeti NOT llama
Two Legs. Not long neck! See. Not Llama! |
07-16-2009, 05:59 PM | #59 |
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okay, okay ! calm down, sheesh ! being a llama isn't a bad thing, you know !
*mumbling* didn't realise llam-- sorry, *yetis* were so touchy ! can i help it if he seems just like a llounge llama already ? sheesh ! |
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Is Am a llounge llama? Yeti confused! Yeti thought you meant he was actually a Llama, like those quadrupeds that live in the andes... If Am is a llounge llama, then yeti happy to be a llounge llama too... as long as I still a Yeti too! |
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