07-28-2010, 07:17 AM | #1 |
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Zelda is.....LOST!!!
Sound the alarms! Everybody up! Zelda is LOST! She wuz last scene in a rather strangish novel with a stoned crab, I think. Wait, that was a few months back. Okay, she wuz last scene in a low-cut dress in the bar with a roasting chicken. No, wait. That was sum buddy else. Okay, I dunno when the hell she wuz last scene. But sum buddy gotsa goes and finds her! Hitch the wagons and send out the commandos!
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07-28-2010, 07:26 AM | #2 |
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It's okay-- some kid in green with a sword is out looking for her.
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07-28-2010, 08:11 AM | #3 |
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He's on the case |
07-28-2010, 08:20 AM | #4 |
Now what?
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Oops .... did I leave some characters in the Old West when High Noon ended?
Hmmm .... [carefully opening book cover and peeking inside .... "Helloooooo!" "Anybody still in here?" "Allooooo!"] Nope - no sign of her in here! |
07-28-2010, 08:39 AM | #5 |
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I think I heard mention something about her having a small aperitif with a man with an axe. I hope she survived ok.
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07-28-2010, 09:14 AM | #6 |
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We are on the hunt |
07-28-2010, 10:31 AM | #7 |
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Geoff is breeding toads, maybe she went there to kiss one on the nose. You know these magic princesses.
I would not mind being kissed on the nose by one of those. Zeldinha mea adorada mea tenerississima, besame! (latin charm, sometimes it works). You try, you doggie, maybe you have a German shepherd streak. Do we have a nice looking scandinavian? No, the hand in the duramater is quite out of the question. |
07-28-2010, 10:46 AM | #8 | |
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by a small aperitif you mean aperitives. Although she might say, if questioned, a small aperitif a few times. And to save the poor flat feet of garçon out of natural gracious kindness, to tell him to bring them all at once. |
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07-28-2010, 11:47 AM | #9 | |
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All the young toads looked at me in disgust....! |
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07-28-2010, 02:17 PM | #10 | |
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Never mind the axe, I'm non-violent (or only very infrequently violent ) ! Anyway I would never harm the Queen that provides me with such wonderful jobs ! Last time I saw her, she was with NicolasR and leaving for the Metro. Now that I think about it, the metro station was Bastille ... Maybe she got in trouble there, being a Queen ! But I suppose the good people of Paris would let it be known if they had captured a Queen. So I'm quite confident she is okay, as there has been no sign of revolutionary singing in the streets around here. |
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07-28-2010, 02:54 PM | #11 |
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I got this direct from Red...
Like me, she's working lots of long hours on a big project in her outside MR life. When it gets done, she'll be back... (At least she promised me....) |
07-28-2010, 04:06 PM | #12 |
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The Queen is kissing amphibians? I shall hop to the front of the queue!!!!
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07-29-2010, 06:57 AM | #13 | |
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Send out the scouts! And the dogs! Oh, that would be me. Okay, I'll go and look for her. Did you say that the nasty w*** might be out there with her? Maybe I should just stay here and watch out the window and bark my fool head off if I see anything (like I usually do). |
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07-29-2010, 09:20 AM | #14 |
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Shall we trebuchet her a care package of donuts?
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07-29-2010, 09:21 AM | #15 |
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