How Insulting!

MJK2111 · 06-04-2010, 10:20 AM

What's the best insult you've ever heard?

I'll start with "She was so ugly, her face would make a freight train take a dirt road!"

poohbear_nc · 06-04-2010, 10:22 AM

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."

happy_terd · 06-04-2010, 10:34 AM

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it” Mark Twain

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go” Oscar Wilde

Worldwalker · 06-04-2010, 11:09 AM

I came in second in an insult contest once with an entry of "I can think of nothing more insulting to say about you than 'you are (so-and-so).'"

TGS · 06-04-2010, 02:03 PM

Maybe Winston Churchill, maybe not
Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Churchill: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."

alecE · 06-04-2010, 05:42 PM

Definitely Winston Churchill:
"Madam, you're ugly"
"Sir, you are drunk"
"But in the morning, *I* shall be sober"

nohmi2 · 06-05-2010, 07:07 PM

'I never forget a face, but in your case I am prepared to make an exception'.

Groucho Marx ( I think)

Cheers

happy_terd · 06-06-2010, 02:16 AM

Cool little insult generator.

http://www.webinsult.com/

also has Shakespearean style insults.

lene1949 · 06-06-2010, 04:11 AM

'She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth' - meaning she talks a lot... I really liked that one... No idea where it came from..

SneakySnake · 06-06-2010, 04:17 AM

You must have two dicks, you can't be that stupid just playing with one!

nohmi2 · 06-07-2010, 08:10 AM

May the fleas of a thousand camels nestle in your armpits.

Ugh!!!

Cheers.

Sparrow · 06-07-2010, 08:23 AM

On spotting Dorothy Parker in a trouser suit, Noel Coward said that, seen in trousers, she almost looked like a man. She replied that they had the same effect on him.

06-04-2010, 10:20 AM	#1
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	How Insulting! What's the best insult you've ever heard? I'll start with "She was so ugly, her face would make a freight train take a dirt road!"

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Worldwalker Curmudgeon Posts: 3,085 Karma: 722357 Join Date: Feb 2010 Device: PRS-505	I came in second in an insult contest once with an entry of "I can think of nothing more insulting to say about you than 'you are (so-and-so).'"

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TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	Maybe Winston Churchill, maybe not Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee." Churchill: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."

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alecE Evangelist Posts: 412 Karma: 546196 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: UK canal boat Device: sony prs505, prs650, kobo Glo HD liseuses	Definitely Winston Churchill: "Madam, you're ugly" "Sir, you are drunk" "But in the morning, I shall be sober"

06-05-2010, 07:07 PM	#7
nohmi2 Pensively observing. Posts: 1,758 Karma: 12675456 Join Date: Jun 2008 Device: Varied.	'I never forget a face, but in your case I am prepared to make an exception'. Groucho Marx ( I think) Cheers

06-06-2010, 02:16 AM	#8
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Cool little insult generator. http://www.webinsult.com/ also has Shakespearean style insults.

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lene1949 Wizard Posts: 1,952 Karma: 213930 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Middelfart, Denmark Device: Kindle paper white	'She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth' - meaning she talks a lot... I really liked that one... No idea where it came from..

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SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	You must have two dicks, you can't be that stupid just playing with one!

06-07-2010, 08:10 AM	#11
nohmi2 Pensively observing. Posts: 1,758 Karma: 12675456 Join Date: Jun 2008 Device: Varied.	May the fleas of a thousand camels nestle in your armpits. Ugh!!! Cheers.

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