Silliness pshrynk's birthday present

happy_terd · 05-26-2010, 02:32 PM

I have been trying to decide for months what to get Pshrynk for his birthday on May 29th. Even though he is a filthy rich, "proper" gentleman he sure has a lot of cheap tastes and occasionally likes to party like a rock star.

Maybe a few of us can pitch in and in a few (hundred) years be able to afford to get him something nice. *shrug* Either way it is the thought that counts...which may be all he is getting this year from us due to the recession.

Any help would be appreciated. Post a picture of what you think he would consider his favorite gift. We will let him decide which one "it was the thought that counts" applies to when that special day is upon us.

So far I am bending towards one of these two beauties:

DixieGal · 05-26-2010, 02:44 PM

With the first one, he could make his own danged handicapped parking wherever he wants!

happy_terd · 05-26-2010, 02:45 PM

with the second one he can keep beer cold.

LazyScot · 05-26-2010, 05:27 PM

Is that first one a motorised,combined commode and muck spreader?

Wouldn't a (poisoned) pen be better.

That or a dollar bill counting machine (aka the laddy)

happy_terd · 05-26-2010, 06:39 PM

How about a Monkey paw???

He can make 3 wishes with that right?

Greg Anos · 05-26-2010, 06:48 PM

A bright and shiny new crowbar?

Verencat · 05-26-2010, 10:06 PM

Ooooh! I know, I know, I know!

His own private island!

Althought I don't know if Cronophage could make it there...

desertgrandma · 05-26-2010, 10:12 PM

ooo....nice. But.....can we afford it?

SneakySnake · 05-26-2010, 10:19 PM

Given that he was killed trying to steal one. How about....

Or

Javed · 05-26-2010, 10:29 PM

A trumpet harmonica!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 05-26-2010, 10:59 PM

Every man and boy wants a real Rocketeer jetpack!

(...and promise him Bettie Page for next year.)

happy_terd · 05-27-2010, 02:36 AM

Found a couple other good gift ideas for him.

dreams · 05-27-2010, 03:39 AM

I had a hard time thinking of what to do..
I thought maybe a new inkblot..

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But, that didn't seem like enough for to me.

Then,

!

A new map to the office~!..

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and help him collect his money...

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beppe · 05-27-2010, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

ooo....nice. But.....can we afford it?

With all the karma points lying around uninvested. There will be no problem.
The problem is to carry there the icebergs he needs to feel at home.

beppe · 05-27-2010, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Every man and boy wants a real Rocketeer jetpack!

(...and promise him Bettie Page for next year.)

Can we get a fake one? That one seems dangerous.
Ahhh, I see.
Good choice.

05-26-2010, 02:32 PM	#1
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	pshrynk's birthday present I have been trying to decide for months what to get Pshrynk for his birthday on May 29th. Even though he is a filthy rich, "proper" gentleman he sure has a lot of cheap tastes and occasionally likes to party like a rock star. Maybe a few of us can pitch in and in a few (hundred) years be able to afford to get him something nice. shrug Either way it is the thought that counts...which may be all he is getting this year from us due to the recession. Any help would be appreciated. Post a picture of what you think he would consider his favorite gift. We will let him decide which one "it was the thought that counts" applies to when that special day is upon us. So far I am bending towards one of these two beauties: Last edited by happy_terd; 05-26-2010 at 02:38 PM.

05-27-2010, 03:39 AM	#13
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	I had a hard time thinking of what to do.. I thought maybe a new inkblot.. But, that didn't seem like enough for to me. Then, ! A new map to the office~!.. and help him collect his money... Last edited by dreams; 05-27-2010 at 02:40 PM.

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05-26-2010, 02:44 PM	#2
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	With the first one, he could make his own danged handicapped parking wherever he wants!

05-26-2010, 02:45 PM	#3
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	with the second one he can keep beer cold.

05-26-2010, 05:27 PM	#4
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	Is that first one a motorised,combined commode and muck spreader? Wouldn't a (poisoned) pen be better. That or a dollar bill counting machine (aka the laddy)

05-26-2010, 06:39 PM	#5
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	How about a Monkey paw??? He can make 3 wishes with that right?

05-26-2010, 06:48 PM	#6
Greg Anos Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,492 Karma: 37057604 Join Date: Jan 2008 Device: Pocketbook	A bright and shiny new crowbar?

05-26-2010, 10:06 PM	#7
Verencat Wizard Posts: 2,615 Karma: 96491 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal, Qc Device: xxx	Ooooh! I know, I know, I know! His own private island! Althought I don't know if Cronophage could make it there...

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desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	ooo....nice. But.....can we afford it?

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SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	Given that he was killed trying to steal one. How about.... Or

05-26-2010, 10:29 PM	#10
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	A trumpet harmonica!

05-26-2010, 10:59 PM	#11
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05-27-2010, 02:36 AM	#12
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Found a couple other good gift ideas for him.