Silliness !RUMOR!: Apple iPads to be sold at......

vivaldirules · 04-08-2010, 09:10 PM

Outgadget (not to be confused with either Ingadget or its homonym) is reportedly rumoring that aPpLe iPaDs will be sold at Montsnmags Enterprises outlet stores beginning May 13, 1912 - or at least that's what some squirrels told me recently. This interesting and provocative rumor is consistent with similar rumblings that have been heard throughout the ebook world lately. The timing of the event is said to coincide with the expected historical observation of the Virgin Mary in a hole in an oak tree by three peasant children in PORTUGAL! What the significance is of that, I have no freakin' idea. I'm still trying to figure out when Montsnmags Enterprises went "brick and mortar" and where these outlet stores are located (so I can be sure to keep my distance).

Oh, and the iPads are expected to overheat if you look at them for long so please wear sunglasses.

DixieGal · 04-08-2010, 09:34 PM

Like Walmart or Target, will we be abler to refill prescriptions, buy bird seed, and shop fcr new under ware, all in the same store?

GraceKrispy · 04-09-2010, 03:41 AM

SKWIRRRLS!!!

They lie. Never believe them.

Oh, that reminds me, itʻs already Thursday, surely thereʻs a Friday question somewhere thatʻs been up for a few days now...

GeoffC · 04-10-2010, 04:28 AM

friday's questions posted but few respondees, do you want to get me the sack !!!!!

GraceKrispy · 04-10-2010, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

friday's questions posted but few respondees, do you want to get me the sack !!!!!

I just saw it! Iʻm good to go now, Iʻve had the chance to participate! I do so look forward to it. And it even showed up on a real Friday this time! wahoo! I say youʻre HIRED!

(I have to admit, my jaw dropped open when I read your post... because I read "do you want to get me IN the sack" and I was flabbergasted, wondering where Iʻd said I wanted to get you into the sack! I did have a shot or two of tequila tonight, but I thought it would have worn off by now!

Greg Anos · 04-10-2010, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Outgadget (not to be confused with either Ingadget or its homonym) is reportedly rumoring that aPpLe iPaDs will be sold at Montsnmags Enterprises outlet stores beginning May 13, 1912 - or at least that's what some squirrels told me recently. This interesting and provocative rumor is consistent with similar rumblings that have been heard throughout the ebook world lately. The timing of the event is said to coincide with the expected historical observation of the Virgin Mary in a hole in an oak tree by three peasant children in PORTUGAL! What the significance is of that, I have no freakin' idea. I'm still trying to figure out when Montsnmags Enterprises went "brick and mortar" and where these outlet stores are located (so I can be sure to keep my distance).

Oh, and the iPads are expected to overheat if you look at them for long so please wear sunglasses.

Trebuchet loads.....

vivaldirules · 04-10-2010, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by GraceKrispy

(I have to admit, my jaw dropped open when I read your post... because I read "do you want to get me IN the sack" and I was flabbergasted, wondering where Iʻd said I wanted to get you into the sack! I did have a shot or two of tequila tonight, but I thought it would have worn off by now!

But I thought you were married to VCat. This is place is so confusing. Some days it feels kinda like a 70's sex club. Maybe we should rename The Llounge as GKrispy's Retreat (as in Plato's Retreat).

So which way to the hot tubs?

Greg Anos · 04-10-2010, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

But I thought you were married to VCat. This is place is so confusing. Some days it feels kinda like a 70's sex club. Maybe we should rename The Llounge as GKrispy's Retreat (as in Plato's Retreat).

So which way to the hot tubs?

I thought you didn't like baths......

vivaldirules · 04-10-2010, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

I thought you didn't like baths......

I'm not going there for a bath. I wanna try out my new floaties.

GraceKrispy · 04-10-2010, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

I'm not going there for a bath. I wanna try out my new floaties.

Ewww!! No floaties allowed in the pool!!

montsnmags · 04-11-2010, 09:04 AM

Wallmont SUPERstores have an outlet NEAR YOU. Your every fantasy will be fulfilled. A gadget to fit every niche. A hot tub free with every purchase. Drinks served at the door. Squirrels trained to wait on you, hand, foot and nuts. See the sealed section IF YOU DARE!

Cheers,
Adrian - Your Friendly Store Manager
Wallmont SUPERstores
(A super- and subsidiary of Montsnmags Enterprises)

GeoffC · 04-11-2010, 09:27 AM

We'd be lucky to see any superstore near us, our closest small store is almost 2 miles away ....

montsnmags · 04-11-2010, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

We'd be lucky to see any superstore near us, our closest small store is almost 2 miles away ....

A Wallmont SUPERstore has just appeared...err, opened only a mile from the GPS coordinates we have on your current location. Do toodle on down, Geoff dear, there's a good chap. The staff are expecting you - they've already mixed your drink.

Yours via stealth CCTV,
Adrian
Wallmont SUPERstore ("Interfenestrating the windows of your desire"

vivaldirules · 04-11-2010, 10:02 AM

Geoff, I'm telling you, man, don't go in there! If you make it through the front door of a Wallmont SUPERstore in one piece, there's just no telling what you'll wind up with - or which parts it will cost you. And then there will be that "service agreement".

montsnmags · 04-11-2010, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Geoff, I'm telling you, man, don't go in there! If you make it through the front door of a Wallmont SUPERstore in one piece, there's just no telling what you'll wind up with - or which parts it will cost you. And then there will be that "service agreement".

You clearly agreed to that servicing you recieved in the Genetiquette Department, so I'm rather surprised at your apparent dissatisfaction. Your litter of dog-otter hybrids will be ready last Tuesday, and as a gesture of goodwill I am happy to reduce the bill to just half of the previously quoted cost (my accounts department is just now calculating what 50% of an eternity actually comes to).

Yours midwiferly,
Adrian
Wallmont SUPERstore
"Where it's a business doing pleasure with you"

04-08-2010, 09:10 PM	#1
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	!RUMOR!: Apple iPads to be sold at...... Outgadget (not to be confused with either Ingadget or its homonym) is reportedly rumoring that aPpLe iPaDs will be sold at Montsnmags Enterprises outlet stores beginning May 13, 1912 - or at least that's what some squirrels told me recently. This interesting and provocative rumor is consistent with similar rumblings that have been heard throughout the ebook world lately. The timing of the event is said to coincide with the expected historical observation of the Virgin Mary in a hole in an oak tree by three peasant children in PORTUGAL! What the significance is of that, I have no freakin' idea. I'm still trying to figure out when Montsnmags Enterprises went "brick and mortar" and where these outlet stores are located (so I can be sure to keep my distance). Oh, and the iPads are expected to overheat if you look at them for long so please wear sunglasses.

04-11-2010, 09:04 AM	#11
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Wallmont SUPERstores have an outlet NEAR YOU. Your every fantasy will be fulfilled. A gadget to fit every niche. A hot tub free with every purchase. Drinks served at the door. Squirrels trained to wait on you, hand, foot and nuts. See the sealed section IF YOU DARE! Cheers, Adrian - Your Friendly Store Manager Wallmont SUPERstores (A super- and subsidiary of Montsnmags Enterprises) Last edited by montsnmags; 04-11-2010 at 09:06 AM.

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DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Like Walmart or Target, will we be abler to refill prescriptions, buy bird seed, and shop fcr new under ware, all in the same store?

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GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	SKWIRRRLS!!! They lie. Never believe them. Oh, that reminds me, itʻs already Thursday, surely thereʻs a Friday question somewhere thatʻs been up for a few days now...

04-10-2010, 04:28 AM	#4
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	friday's questions posted but few respondees, do you want to get me the sack !!!!!

04-11-2010, 09:27 AM	#12
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	We'd be lucky to see any superstore near us, our closest small store is almost 2 miles away ....

04-11-2010, 10:02 AM	#14
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Geoff, I'm telling you, man, don't go in there! If you make it through the front door of a Wallmont SUPERstore in one piece, there's just no telling what you'll wind up with - or which parts it will cost you. And then there will be that "service agreement".

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