Silliness WARNING: I'M OFF MY MEDS...

recluse · 03-28-2010, 04:59 AM

....and I suddenly realized, there are folks out there with interests that aren't accepted by society yet. Isn't that so sad? They don't get all the benefits they're entitled to just because of outdated moral codes. Shocking' Well, I'm here to help ( and to profit, big time). This is gonna change society forever. You got special needs, I've got a place for you:

Necrophilia? C'mon down to "the Morgue". Relax, have a drink and cruise "the Freezer". Privacy slabs are available! Come in and grab a cold one!

Got more than a "green thumb"? Get really eco-friendly in "the Garden". Run wild through acres of the hottest plants in town! Lawns, shrubs, ivy, trees or hedges, something for everyone! We even have produce! Thorn bushes and brambles available for the S & M crowd!

And coming soon, clubs for fans of:

vacuums
toasters
lawn gnomes
cheese and
staplers!

Investors welcome!
No Freaks!

joobies · 03-28-2010, 09:55 AM

You are a hoot! Love your twisted humor. Thanks.

happy_terd · 03-28-2010, 11:00 AM

"No Freaks!"

Well then count me in.

happy_terd · 03-29-2010, 02:49 PM

I have not seen a lawn gnome in quite some time.

grooks · 03-29-2010, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

I have not seen a lawn gnome in quite some time.

Did it stop returning your calls?

poohbear_nc · 03-29-2010, 03:05 PM

Maybe it's still on vacation?

grooks · 03-29-2010, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Maybe it's still on vacation?

Could be the restraining order is still in effect.

happy_terd · 03-29-2010, 05:32 PM

VR and the lawn gnome both disappeared around the same time.

Maybe they eloped.

Madam Broshkina · 03-29-2010, 06:24 PM

The Freaks Come out at Night!

Solitaire1 · 03-29-2010, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

"No Freaks!"

Well then count me in.

This video seems appropriate considering the above two:

happy_terd · 03-30-2010, 02:17 AM

Maybe the next meet-up can be in Bedlam.

poohbear_nc · 03-30-2010, 08:57 AM

I thought we were already there!

recluse · 03-30-2010, 04:17 PM

This place is "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood" compared to Bedlam. Heck, I've got scarier places in my head.

happy_terd · 03-30-2010, 04:29 PM

True. However statistically speaking at least 2 of the regular lounge members currently have people tied up in their cellar this very moment.

recluse · 03-30-2010, 04:35 PM

[QUOTE=happy_terd;851005]True. However statistically speaking at least 2 of the regular lounge members currently have people tied up in their cellar this very moment.[/QUOTE

Like I said, "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood".

03-28-2010, 04:59 AM	#1
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	WARNING: I'M OFF MY MEDS... ....and I suddenly realized, there are folks out there with interests that aren't accepted by society yet. Isn't that so sad? They don't get all the benefits they're entitled to just because of outdated moral codes. Shocking' Well, I'm here to help ( and to profit, big time). This is gonna change society forever. You got special needs, I've got a place for you: Necrophilia? C'mon down to "the Morgue". Relax, have a drink and cruise "the Freezer". Privacy slabs are available! Come in and grab a cold one! Got more than a "green thumb"? Get really eco-friendly in "the Garden". Run wild through acres of the hottest plants in town! Lawns, shrubs, ivy, trees or hedges, something for everyone! We even have produce! Thorn bushes and brambles available for the S & M crowd! And coming soon, clubs for fans of: vacuums toasters lawn gnomes cheese and staplers! Investors welcome! No Freaks!

03-28-2010, 11:00 AM	#3
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	"No Freaks!" Well then count me in. Last edited by happy_terd; 03-28-2010 at 11:45 AM.

03-29-2010, 05:32 PM	#8
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	VR and the lawn gnome both disappeared around the same time. Maybe they eloped. Last edited by happy_terd; 03-29-2010 at 07:23 PM.

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03-28-2010, 09:55 AM	#2
joobies Addict Posts: 234 Karma: 1856 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Midwest USA Device: Kindle 1, Sony PRS-505	You are a hoot! Love your twisted humor. Thanks.

03-29-2010, 02:49 PM	#4
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I have not seen a lawn gnome in quite some time.

03-29-2010, 03:05 PM	#6
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,208 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Maybe it's still on vacation?

03-29-2010, 06:24 PM	#9
Madam Broshkina Manic Do Fuse Posts: 2,312 Karma: 3325462 Join Date: Oct 2006 Device: Sony 500, 505, 350, Kindle 3, DXG, nook, Irex DR800SG, iPad	The Freaks Come out at Night!

03-30-2010, 02:17 AM	#11
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Maybe the next meet-up can be in Bedlam.

03-30-2010, 08:57 AM	#12
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,208 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I thought we were already there!

03-30-2010, 04:17 PM	#13
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	This place is "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood" compared to Bedlam. Heck, I've got scarier places in my head.

03-30-2010, 04:29 PM	#14
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	True. However statistically speaking at least 2 of the regular lounge members currently have people tied up in their cellar this very moment.

03-30-2010, 04:35 PM	#15
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	[QUOTE=happy_terd;851005]True. However statistically speaking at least 2 of the regular lounge members currently have people tied up in their cellar this very moment.[/QUOTE Like I said, "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood".

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