OBAMA HEALTHCARE BILL PASSES: REQUEST CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP

recluse · 03-22-2010, 07:57 PM

Dear Canada,
Hi there! I am formally requesting citizenship in your fine country now that the U.S. has hit the toilet. I am quiet, adorable and love snow. I am a big fan of hockey, curling, Alex Trebek, Michael Slade, John Candy and moose ( meese?). I like your flag, can hum your anthem, love Molson's, enjoy thick bacon and think your Mounties are the finest law enforcement agents on Earth.
Hope to hear from

P.S.: Beavers! I like beavers, too.

GA Russell · 03-22-2010, 08:26 PM

Um, recluse...if you don't like Obamacare, I don't think that you will be happy in Canada.

happy_terd · 03-22-2010, 09:44 PM

I'd go simply for the hockey, curling, Alex Trebek, Michael Slade, John Candy and moose ( meese?).

Squirsier · 03-22-2010, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GA Russell

Um, recluse...if you don't like Obamacare, I don't think that you will be happy in Canada.

He probably enjoys being in an emergency room for 8+ hours and being told to go home and take 2 tylenols to fix what hails ya, whatever that might be... Eh!

SneakySnake · 03-22-2010, 09:58 PM

Hey recluse,

Maybe you should try one the of the African countries.

Dylrob · 03-22-2010, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirsier

He probably enjoys being in an emergency room for 8+ hours and being told to go home and take 2 tylenols to fix what hails ya, whatever that might be... Eh!

Huh, I guess the Canadian system isn't so different from ours after all.

Nakor · 03-22-2010, 10:36 PM

I'm confused. I mean, you're welcome here I guess, but why come here to escape Obama-care. Unless you think that Obama-care didn't go far enough, in which case it makes sense.

Hospital waits in Canada have been greatly exaggerated by the US media. I think they're comparing what anyone waits in Canada to what the rich wait in America.

Mr. Dalliard · 03-22-2010, 11:04 PM

Yes, shame on Obama for wanting all Americans to be entitled to something that the rest of the civilized world takes for granted.
And the loudest critics are the people who stand to benefit the most.
"Turkeys voting for Christmas indeed"..

JSWolf · 03-22-2010, 11:16 PM

The people that are against this health care bill should have their health care taken away and see how they like living without it. Watch what happens when they (or a family member) needs to go see a doctor. They won't be wanting to be without. So to all those republicans, may you too be without and get sick and need help.

happy_terd · 03-22-2010, 11:40 PM

*shrug*

I think health care should be free. I also think that they should grab all of those little lazy sh**s who stay on welfare and refuse to work but can and force them into factories or heaven forbid a mandatory draft to give a little something back to people like me who is the real father of their soon to be also worthless children.

Touchy subject though. I think the reason we dont talk politics in the lounge.

Verencat · 03-22-2010, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

Touchy subject though. I think the reason we dont talk politics in the lounge.

Indeed. Or on MR, for that matter. And that's why I'll take the lead by reminding posters of the seventh rule of the Posting Guidelines:

Quote:

7. Political and Religious Topics
Past experience has shown that threads debating religious or political matters are unlikely to be edifying, and often become bad-tempered. Our mission is to support the mobile reading community. There are other sites which focus on contemporary political and religious discussions, so we strongly recommend that you debate these topics elsewhere.

MobileRead reserves the right to edit or delete posts about politics and religion, where these are unrelated to mobile reading.

This said, you are welcome, Recluse, to live here... if you behave!

recluse · 03-22-2010, 11:57 PM

I want to apologize for this thread. I won't make excuses for it. I stepped over a line and violated a guideline. I hurt people's feelings and that is always wrong. I'm sorry. If it is possible to delete this thread, please tell me how.

kindlekitten · 03-23-2010, 01:30 AM

rest assure, not all of us are happy with it

shootingMaNs · 03-23-2010, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

I'd go simply for the hockey, curling, Alex Trebek, Michael Slade, John Candy and moose ( meese?).

I'd go just for Rush.

Sweetpea · 03-23-2010, 03:26 AM

I'd like to know why you are against general health care insurance for everybody?

03-22-2010, 07:57 PM	#1
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	OBAMA HEALTHCARE BILL PASSES: REQUEST CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP Dear Canada, Hi there! I am formally requesting citizenship in your fine country now that the U.S. has hit the toilet. I am quiet, adorable and love snow. I am a big fan of hockey, curling, Alex Trebek, Michael Slade, John Candy and moose ( meese?). I like your flag, can hum your anthem, love Molson's, enjoy thick bacon and think your Mounties are the finest law enforcement agents on Earth. Hope to hear from P.S.: Beavers! I like beavers, too.

03-22-2010, 11:57 PM	#12
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I want to apologize for this thread. I won't make excuses for it. I stepped over a line and violated a guideline. I hurt people's feelings and that is always wrong. I'm sorry. If it is possible to delete this thread, please tell me how. Last edited by recluse; 03-23-2010 at 12:20 AM. Reason: Error in judgement

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03-22-2010, 08:26 PM	#2
GA Russell Stampeders are hot! Posts: 7,692 Karma: 31487351 Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Raleigh, NC Device: Paperwhite, Kindles 10 & 4 and jetBook Lite	Um, recluse...if you don't like Obamacare, I don't think that you will be happy in Canada.

03-22-2010, 09:44 PM	#3
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I'd go simply for the hockey, curling, Alex Trebek, Michael Slade, John Candy and moose ( meese?).

03-22-2010, 09:58 PM	#5
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	Hey recluse, Maybe you should try one the of the African countries.

03-22-2010, 10:36 PM	#7
Nakor Addict Posts: 214 Karma: 511602 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: BC, Canada Device: Aluratek Libre	I'm confused. I mean, you're welcome here I guess, but why come here to escape Obama-care. Unless you think that Obama-care didn't go far enough, in which case it makes sense. Hospital waits in Canada have been greatly exaggerated by the US media. I think they're comparing what anyone waits in Canada to what the rich wait in America.

03-22-2010, 11:04 PM	#8
Mr. Dalliard Zealot Posts: 143 Karma: 35 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Osaka, Japan Device: Kindle 3	Yes, shame on Obama for wanting all Americans to be entitled to something that the rest of the civilized world takes for granted. And the loudest critics are the people who stand to benefit the most. "Turkeys voting for Christmas indeed"..

03-22-2010, 11:16 PM	#9
JSWolf Resident Curmudgeon Posts: 79,745 Karma: 145864619 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Roslindale, Massachusetts Device: Kobo Libra 2, Kobo Aura H2O, PRS-650, PRS-T1, nook STR, PW3	The people that are against this health care bill should have their health care taken away and see how they like living without it. Watch what happens when they (or a family member) needs to go see a doctor. They won't be wanting to be without. So to all those republicans, may you too be without and get sick and need help.

03-22-2010, 11:40 PM	#10
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	shrug I think health care should be free. I also think that they should grab all of those little lazy sh**s who stay on welfare and refuse to work but can and force them into factories or heaven forbid a mandatory draft to give a little something back to people like me who is the real father of their soon to be also worthless children. Touchy subject though. I think the reason we dont talk politics in the lounge.

03-23-2010, 01:30 AM	#13
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	rest assure, not all of us are happy with it

03-23-2010, 03:26 AM	#15
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	I'd like to know why you are against general health care insurance for everybody?

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