Silliness How do you like your kittens?

Donnageddon · 11-11-2009, 02:53 AM

The last couple of days have seemed kind of dull here at the ol' Good Ship MobileRead. Hardly anything controversial to talk about.

Well, that stops now! We all love kittens (nothing controversial about that!). Fluffy, lovable, purring balls of innocent enchantment. <sigh>

But I am getting a little bored with my usual, so I thought I would ask others to expand my kitten horizons.

How do you like your kittens?

Madam Broshkina · 11-11-2009, 03:12 AM

I voted for other because the blue one, next to the fish that lured the kitten into the blender and made a nice kitten frappé was not an option.

Donnageddon · 11-11-2009, 03:20 AM

I knew I missed one!

Moderators! Can you add "the blue one, next to the fish lured the kitten into the blender and made a nice kitten frappé" to the options!

montsnmags · 11-11-2009, 03:24 AM

I voted for "Other" because, "Seriously thoughtful", mate, some folks here you know and love will take as kindly to the suggestion of Schrödingering a kitty as a jaguard would take to a jackalope's jugular.

Which is to say, Basement Cat will shred your testicles quicker than you can say "Lola, L.O.L.A Lola".

Marc likes his kittens with whiskers and his raindrops on roses; he likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

AprilHare · 11-11-2009, 03:26 AM

Chow mein kitten, with crunchy noodles..

GraceKrispy · 11-11-2009, 03:28 AM

I like my kittens...

hanging on someone else's screen door (I'm tired of duct-taping mine!)

Donnageddon · 11-11-2009, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GraceKrispy

I like my kittens...

hanging on someone else's screen door (I'm tired of duct-taping mine!)

"How do you like your duck" may be my next poll. (sorry daffy4u)

But, I do believe that "Duckitten" (a duck stuffed with kitten... kinda like "turducken"... but that is lacking the necessary kitten) will be the next holiday craze.

dreams · 11-11-2009, 04:28 AM

any way I can get them...

Sweetpea · 11-11-2009, 05:27 AM

Other.

I like them clean. No strings attached.

kindlekitten · 11-11-2009, 06:28 AM

they're always better the next day!

GraceKrispy · 11-11-2009, 01:30 PM

I also like my kittens fully trained to protect me at all costs

Lady Blue · 11-11-2009, 02:13 PM

Breaded, and country fried.

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Greg Anos · 11-11-2009, 02:16 PM

Baked, boiled, fried, really anyway, just as long as they're fresh...

(From You Must Be The Husband, talking about SHUMS...)

ravenne · 11-11-2009, 05:04 PM

Great poll, Donnagedon. And very inspiring! I just decided to make me some kitten soup...

desertgrandma · 11-11-2009, 05:07 PM

AAAcccccckkkkkk..........!!!

You people are SICK!!! SICK I say!!!!

No, I'M SO NOT LAUGHING!!!

(giggle)

View Poll Results: How Do You Like Your Kittens?
Broiled with catnip garnish	3	10.34%
Sauted with chives and garlic butter	0	0%
Pan fried with white pepper gravy	3	10.34%
Carpaccio with mint sauce	0	0%
Fire up the BBQ!	7	24.14%
Cat Jerky	1	3.45%
Other (Please Specify)	15	51.72%
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

11-11-2009, 02:53 AM	#1
Donnageddon Now you lishen here... Posts: 2,494 Karma: 479498 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle-ish Device: Sony PRS-650. Kobo Touch, Kindle Fire	How do you like your kittens? The last couple of days have seemed kind of dull here at the ol' Good Ship MobileRead. Hardly anything controversial to talk about. Well, that stops now! We all love kittens (nothing controversial about that!). Fluffy, lovable, purring balls of innocent enchantment. <sigh> But I am getting a little bored with my usual, so I thought I would ask others to expand my kitten horizons. How do you like your kittens?

11-11-2009, 06:28 AM	#10
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	they're always better the next day! Attached Thumbnails

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11-11-2009, 03:12 AM	#2
Madam Broshkina Manic Do Fuse Posts: 2,312 Karma: 3325462 Join Date: Oct 2006 Device: Sony 500, 505, 350, Kindle 3, DXG, nook, Irex DR800SG, iPad	I voted for other because the blue one, next to the fish that lured the kitten into the blender and made a nice kitten frappé was not an option.

11-11-2009, 03:20 AM	#3
Donnageddon Now you lishen here... Posts: 2,494 Karma: 479498 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle-ish Device: Sony PRS-650. Kobo Touch, Kindle Fire	I knew I missed one! Moderators! Can you add "the blue one, next to the fish lured the kitten into the blender and made a nice kitten frappé" to the options!

11-11-2009, 03:24 AM	#4
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	I voted for "Other" because, "Seriously thoughtful", mate, some folks here you know and love will take as kindly to the suggestion of Schrödingering a kitty as a jaguard would take to a jackalope's jugular. Which is to say, Basement Cat will shred your testicles quicker than you can say "Lola, L.O.L.A Lola". Marc likes his kittens with whiskers and his raindrops on roses; he likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

11-11-2009, 03:26 AM	#5
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Chow mein kitten, with crunchy noodles..

11-11-2009, 03:28 AM	#6
GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	I like my kittens... hanging on someone else's screen door (I'm tired of duct-taping mine!)

11-11-2009, 04:28 AM	#8
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	any way I can get them...

11-11-2009, 05:27 AM	#9
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	Other. I like them clean. No strings attached.

11-11-2009, 01:30 PM	#11
GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	I also like my kittens fully trained to protect me at all costs

11-11-2009, 02:13 PM	#12
Lady Blue the snarky blue one Posts: 6,001 Karma: 3877825 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: deep in the heart Device: PRS500, 505 & 600, PRST1 & T2, Kindle PW, Moto Razr, Galaxy Tab 2-10"	Breaded, and country fried.

11-11-2009, 02:16 PM	#13
Greg Anos Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,490 Karma: 37057604 Join Date: Jan 2008 Device: Pocketbook	Baked, boiled, fried, really anyway, just as long as they're fresh... (From You Must Be The Husband, talking about SHUMS...)

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11-11-2009, 05:04 PM	#14
ravenne Wizard Posts: 4,917 Karma: 1840619 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Munich, Germany Device: Kindle PW, PocketBook 360°, Cybook Gen3, iPad mini	Great poll, Donnagedon. And very inspiring! I just decided to make me some kitten soup...

11-11-2009, 05:07 PM	#15
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	AAAcccccckkkkkk..........!!! You people are SICK!!! SICK I say!!!! No, I'M SO NOT LAUGHING!!! (giggle)