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Old 03-31-2024, 07:36 AM   #1
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IT HAS HAPPENED: Plan 10 from Outer Space is now in effect

I have been chosen to be the liaison between the aliens and humankind. In order to help ease you into a period of acceptance, I have been authorized to tell you that the new Kindle will be released tomorrow, and that its use will constitute the first step in their proposed plan to conquer all sentient creatures. If this includes YOU, then you have been warned.

Furthermore, I was told that resistance is futile.

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Old 03-31-2024, 07:49 AM   #2
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Old 03-31-2024, 10:20 AM   #3
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If you are sentient, then there is no escape.
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Old 03-31-2024, 10:52 AM   #4
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Old 03-31-2024, 11:12 AM   #5
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There will be a shadow cast over the earth on the eighth day and you will be forced to wear funky cardboard spectacles to see them.
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Old 03-31-2024, 12:32 PM   #6
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There will be a shadow cast over the earth on the eighth day and you will be forced to wear funky cardboard spectacles to see them.
If you are sentient, then there is no escape.
Perhaps there will be many people here on Mobileread who can escape?
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Old 03-31-2024, 12:39 PM   #7
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Old 03-31-2024, 01:11 PM   #8
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Old 03-31-2024, 01:32 PM   #9
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Old 03-31-2024, 01:53 PM   #10
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Not the sci-fi I was hinting at... guess again!
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Old 03-31-2024, 03:29 PM   #12
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Old 03-31-2024, 03:32 PM   #13
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Old 04-01-2024, 08:41 AM   #14
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I have been ordered to repeat that resistance is futile!
Seven of nine Borg units surveyed agreed. The other two said something about Ohm's law.

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