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Old 11-07-2014, 05:54 AM   #1
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Mounting The Fat Lady - Humorous short story [NOT FREE]
MOUNTING THE FAT LADY

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Donald R. Broyles


They were an average family, with average desires, until the Fat Lady arrived.

A short story of strength, sadness, growth, and humor.

Let the Fat Lady be your guide....

This short story is published by Rabbit-Do Press and is available right now from AMAZON.



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Looking for a humorous short story?

If so

MOUNTING THE FAT LADY

By

Donald R. Broyles

May be what you're looking for!

Join the Fat Lady as she watches Bonanza on an old black-and-white television.

The Fat Lady is just around the corner, perhaps in the bedroom....or in the kitchen.


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She just won't leave. What will you do?

MOUNTING THE FAT LADY

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Donald R. Broyles

A humorous coming-of-age story.

She's just around the corner, perhaps in the bedroom....or in the kitchen.


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MOUNTING THE FAT LADY

By
Donald R. Broyles

My story can be summed up in two ways. You may choose the one that speaks directly to your state of mind:

1) A humorous coming-of-age story with post-modernist implications, one that touches upon the diegesis of narratival content as it dissects (through Burke's Dramatistic Pentad), the issues of [primarily] Purpose and Agency, and attempts to support the post-modernist conclusion of indeterminacy, and how fiction informs and advances ideological values.

2) She was fat! Whooo, doggie, was she fat!


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Not just another brick in the wall.

MOUNTING THE FAT LADY is a short story that takes place in the 1950s, just when you thought things were normal.

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Not just another brick in the wall.

MOUNTING THE FAT LADY is a humorous short story that takes place in the 1950s, just when you thought things were normal.

Do you eat Ding-Dongs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? And do you drink Cheez Whiz like it's water? I thought so...Then you'll love The Fat Lady.

By
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For anyone who thinks life is a little unusual..and a little absurd.

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Not just another brick in the wall.

MOUNTING THE FAT LADY is a humorous short story about an unusual family. The couch will never be the same!

By
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For anyone who thinks life is a little unusual..and a little absurd.

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