What they really wanted to say....(utterly silly silly silly)

GeoffC · 05-21-2008, 03:55 AM

Before those darned editors got their hands on the scripts....

----

The boy stood on the burning deck,
and got burned.

----

The boy stood on the burning deck,
the stoopid idjit.

----

To be, or not to be,
that is the question...
(now answer that, in your best hand-writing, in fewer than 100 words....15marks

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In space,
No-one can hear you scream,
No-one can survive...

(The End)

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I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
Swatting all the flies around
And side-stepping cow pats a-many,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
Of naked golden bodies,
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Cavorting and dancing in the breeze.

----

badgoodDeb · 05-21-2008, 02:44 PM

I'm most immediately attracted to the words above your avatar (i suppose there is correct name for them, but I sure don't know it). "Giver of chocolate". Boy-oh-boy, do I want to know you!!

incurable avaricious consumer of chocolate

NatCh · 05-21-2008, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

I'm most immediately attracted to the words above your avatar (i suppose there is correct name for them, but I sure don't know it).

That would be "User Title" -- if GeoffC's is accurate, I want to move in next door to him.

zelda_pinwheel · 05-21-2008, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NatCh

That would be "User Title" -- if GeoffC's is accurate, I want to move in next door to him.

it's accurate ; he gives me chocolate all the time.

slayda · 05-21-2008, 04:27 PM

Edited below. How do you delete a post? The "Edit" button shows "Edit/Delete"!

slayda · 05-21-2008, 04:27 PM

Candy's dandy but chocolate's quicker.

GeoffC · 05-24-2008, 10:16 AM

Obviously a dead thread...
Exit stage right...

Lobolover · 05-24-2008, 10:37 AM

We had one competition replacing words with "Milshake"-like "This is the begining of a beatifull milkshake " .

Taylor514ce · 05-24-2008, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

Obviously a dead thread...
Exit stage right...

I didn't get the original post. Maybe I'm dense. Explain?

GeoffC · 05-24-2008, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

I didn't get the original post. Maybe I'm dense. Explain?

More likely the idea didn't work...

The idea was that the phrases were what the author originally wrote, the editor changed them to those we know and love....

But as I said earlier - exit stage right or left - you chose...

Taylor514ce · 05-24-2008, 12:46 PM

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was salt, it was pepper, it was Left and then Right, you know, it was this and then it was that, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going to Hell in a hand basket.

zelda_pinwheel · 05-24-2008, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

...it was salt, it was pepper, it was Left and then Right, you know, it was this and then it was that...

!!

GeoffC · 05-24-2008, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor514ce

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was salt, it was pepper, it was Left and then Right, you know, it was this and then it was that, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going to Hell in a hand basket.

chortle...

Lobolover · 05-24-2008, 05:37 PM

Hmm.How about "There are a milion stories in the Naked City.And I don't have the f*cking time."

RWood · 05-24-2008, 09:32 PM

Catch 11

05-21-2008, 03:55 AM	#1
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	What they really wanted to say....(utterly silly silly silly) Before those darned editors got their hands on the scripts.... ---- The boy stood on the burning deck, and got burned. ---- The boy stood on the burning deck, the stoopid idjit. ---- To be, or not to be, that is the question... (now answer that, in your best hand-writing, in fewer than 100 words....15marks ---- In space, No-one can hear you scream, No-one can survive... (The End) ---- I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o'er vales and hills, Swatting all the flies around And side-stepping cow pats a-many, When all at once I saw a crowd, Of naked golden bodies, Beside the lake, beneath the trees, Cavorting and dancing in the breeze. ----

05-21-2008, 04:27 PM	#5
slayda Retired & reading more! Posts: 2,764 Karma: 1884247 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: North Alabama, USA Device: Kindle 1, iPad Air 2, iPhone 6S+, Kobo Aura One	Edited below. How do you delete a post? The "Edit" button shows "Edit/Delete"! Last edited by slayda; 05-21-2008 at 04:36 PM.

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badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,574 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	I'm most immediately attracted to the words above your avatar (i suppose there is correct name for them, but I sure don't know it). "Giver of chocolate". Boy-oh-boy, do I want to know you!! incurable avaricious consumer of chocolate

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GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Obviously a dead thread... Exit stage right...

05-24-2008, 10:37 AM	#8
Lobolover Gorosei Posts: 421 Karma: 334 Join Date: Feb 2008 Device: Microsoft Word	We had one competition replacing words with "Milshake"-like "This is the begining of a beatifull milkshake " .

05-24-2008, 12:46 PM	#11
Taylor514ce Actively passive. Posts: 2,042 Karma: 478376 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: US Device: Sony PRS-505/LC	It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was salt, it was pepper, it was Left and then Right, you know, it was this and then it was that, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going to Hell in a hand basket.

05-24-2008, 05:37 PM	#14
Lobolover Gorosei Posts: 421 Karma: 334 Join Date: Feb 2008 Device: Microsoft Word	Hmm.How about "There are a milion stories in the Naked City.And I don't have the f*cking time."

05-24-2008, 09:32 PM	#15
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