NAEB IS DONE!

imperceptible · 02-03-2008, 12:10 AM

It seems that this line has attracted your attention like a padawan in training read on young gun read on! Stop reading this read the bottom paragraph and be amazed by my writing skills and story.

Dear Consumers,

Recently I was skipping across New York when A NAEB EMPLOYEE stopped. He offered me a Cybook and even some lean cuisine I rejected for the price was to high ($3.00 who pays that much for lean cuisine 2.50 at Fortinos) This NAEB employee explained to me that the Cybook werent here yet and how they would arrive in 2011. Thats what he meant by shortly.Realizing this I started to walk away. Then all of a sudden (POUNCE) THE NAEB employee fell. Quickly I skipped over to find out he was dead by a tennis ball to the elbow. So I ran home. Once I got home I took a break and watched the smoke come out of buildings knowing that one they would stop and keep on smoking.(Confused? Dont be) Fact: Buildings blow smoke so they can breathe like all living things. Anyways I went on to find out that another NAEB employee was sitting between shower sheets cleverly disguised as a shower cleaner. Quickly I asked him "Do you quarrle sir!" he replied "No sir I don not quarrle sir do you bit your tongue at me sir!" I replied "No sir I do not bite my tongue at you sir!". Soon enough I infected him with PAPRIKA to the ears and quickly called a enchanter. To call the spirits so I could say I saw a ghost. After that I spotted another NAEB this time he was bigger. He proved to be a faliure like all the other employees( I mean all) and I fought him. He didnt las long punching my six pack and shooting my rock hard gluats thanks to bowflex I easily took him out by running in circles and making him think I was a starfish then pushing him over the sidewalk. Now I come to you bloggers to help me stop NAEB. N-NOT A- ALWAYS E- EATING B- BAGELS

RWood · 02-03-2008, 12:29 AM

I have moved your post to the Lounge. It lacks the content to be in the Gen3 forum.

NAEB is fighting hard to do right by its members. They have been honest and forthcoming with the problems that they faced. They kept us informed throughout.

I do not see the validity of your post.

JSWolf · 02-03-2008, 07:46 AM

I think imperceptible has forgotten to take his meds. I think it's time we send him for some tough love with Dr. Phil.

Alexander Turcic · 02-03-2008, 07:52 AM

Please don't feed the trolls.

JSWolf · 02-03-2008, 08:23 AM

NAEB is not done, but this thread is.

02-03-2008, 12:10 AM	#1
imperceptible Banned Posts: 28 Karma: 69 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: With the penguins Device: I want to get a reader to read to my off spring.	NAEB IS DONE! It seems that this line has attracted your attention like a padawan in training read on young gun read on! Stop reading this read the bottom paragraph and be amazed by my writing skills and story. Dear Consumers, Recently I was skipping across New York when A NAEB EMPLOYEE stopped. He offered me a Cybook and even some lean cuisine I rejected for the price was to high ($3.00 who pays that much for lean cuisine 2.50 at Fortinos) This NAEB employee explained to me that the Cybook werent here yet and how they would arrive in 2011. Thats what he meant by shortly.Realizing this I started to walk away. Then all of a sudden (POUNCE) THE NAEB employee fell. Quickly I skipped over to find out he was dead by a tennis ball to the elbow. So I ran home. Once I got home I took a break and watched the smoke come out of buildings knowing that one they would stop and keep on smoking.(Confused? Dont be) Fact: Buildings blow smoke so they can breathe like all living things. Anyways I went on to find out that another NAEB employee was sitting between shower sheets cleverly disguised as a shower cleaner. Quickly I asked him "Do you quarrle sir!" he replied "No sir I don not quarrle sir do you bit your tongue at me sir!" I replied "No sir I do not bite my tongue at you sir!". Soon enough I infected him with PAPRIKA to the ears and quickly called a enchanter. To call the spirits so I could say I saw a ghost. After that I spotted another NAEB this time he was bigger. He proved to be a faliure like all the other employees( I mean all) and I fought him. He didnt las long punching my six pack and shooting my rock hard gluats thanks to bowflex I easily took him out by running in circles and making him think I was a starfish then pushing him over the sidewalk. Now I come to you bloggers to help me stop NAEB. N-NOT A- ALWAYS E- EATING B- BAGELS Last edited by imperceptible; 02-03-2008 at 12:18 AM.

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02-03-2008, 12:29 AM	#2
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	I have moved your post to the Lounge. It lacks the content to be in the Gen3 forum. NAEB is fighting hard to do right by its members. They have been honest and forthcoming with the problems that they faced. They kept us informed throughout. I do not see the validity of your post.

02-03-2008, 07:46 AM	#3
JSWolf Resident Curmudgeon Posts: 79,119 Karma: 144284184 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Roslindale, Massachusetts Device: Kobo Libra 2, Kobo Aura H2O, PRS-650, PRS-T1, nook STR, PW3	I think imperceptible has forgotten to take his meds. I think it's time we send him for some tough love with Dr. Phil.

02-03-2008, 07:52 AM	#4
Alexander Turcic Fully Converged Posts: 18,171 Karma: 14021202 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Switzerland Device: Too many to count here.	Please don't feed the trolls.

02-03-2008, 08:23 AM	#5
JSWolf Resident Curmudgeon Posts: 79,119 Karma: 144284184 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Roslindale, Massachusetts Device: Kobo Libra 2, Kobo Aura H2O, PRS-650, PRS-T1, nook STR, PW3	NAEB is not done, but this thread is.

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