Free Book - Curses and Blessings for All Occasions (K)

koland · 07-18-2012, 09:09 AM

Curses and Blessings for All Occasions (Main/UK), by Bradley Trevor Greive, is free to pre-order in the Kindle store, courtesy of Andrews McMeel Publishing.

Book Description
May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. Mixed in are as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions.

Blessings include:

May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible.
May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels.
May your corpse be museum worthy.

Curses include:

May small dogs exploit all your insecurities.
May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof.
May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.

desertgrandma · 07-18-2012, 11:09 AM

[QUOTE=koland;2154707 May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof.[/QUOTE]

Outstanding.........thank you for this.

Going to have to download and memorize..........

07-18-2012, 09:09 AM	#1
koland Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,560 Karma: 8033155 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: TN, USA Device: kindle(all), nook, nookcolor, Sony, Kobo, epic, iphone, iPad, pc	Free Book - Curses and Blessings for All Occasions (K) Curses and Blessings for All Occasions (Main/UK), by Bradley Trevor Greive, is free to pre-order in the Kindle store, courtesy of Andrews McMeel Publishing. Book Description May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria. International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. Mixed in are as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions. Blessings include: May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible. May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels. May your corpse be museum worthy. Curses include: May small dogs exploit all your insecurities. May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof. May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.

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07-18-2012, 11:09 AM	#2
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	[QUOTE=koland;2154707 May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof.[/QUOTE] Outstanding.........thank you for this. Going to have to download and memorize..........

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