Silliness Extremely Convoluted And Confusing Names For Actions/Items

Solitaire1 · 06-17-2011, 12:59 AM

This thread was inspired in part by the SNL characters The Coneheads. Specifically, the way they would use extremely precise and detailed names for common actions/items, like the phrase "Consume Mass Quantities" for "Eating."

With that in mind, the goal of this thread is to come up with the most convoluted and confusing way of describing common items/actions followed by its (much) simpler name. The longer and more convoluted, the better.

To start off:

"granulated moisture absorbing material for the removal feline bodily waste materials"

Also known as:

"kitty litter"

Falcao · 06-17-2011, 03:02 AM

I love this convoluted quote from Plankton (the bad guy in SpongeBob SquarePants show):

"Felicitations, malefactors! I'm endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparations of affordable comestibles!"

Instead of something simpler like:

"Hi bad guys! I'm planning to steal the formula for making krabby patties!"

dsvick · 06-17-2011, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

"granulated moisture absorbing material for the removal feline bodily waste materials"

Also known as:

"kitty litter"

To take it to the next level....

Muscle powered, gravity driven sifting device for the cleaning of granulated moisture absorbing material for the removal feline bodily waste materials.

I give you the "kitty litter scooper"

06-17-2011, 12:59 AM	#1
Solitaire1 Samurai Lizard Posts: 14,792 Karma: 69500000 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	Extremely Convoluted And Confusing Names For Actions/Items This thread was inspired in part by the SNL characters The Coneheads. Specifically, the way they would use extremely precise and detailed names for common actions/items, like the phrase "Consume Mass Quantities" for "Eating." With that in mind, the goal of this thread is to come up with the most convoluted and confusing way of describing common items/actions followed by its (much) simpler name. The longer and more convoluted, the better. To start off: "granulated moisture absorbing material for the removal feline bodily waste materials" Also known as: "kitty litter"

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Replace actions undo themselves?	Rand Brittain	Sigil	19	04-26-2011 06:18 PM
Bug: Can't add items to the library and existin items corrupted	ckole	enTourage Archive	11	04-16-2010 01:13 AM
Issue with Send to device actions being disabled	TCBW	Calibre	4	02-13-2010 01:21 PM
PRS-300 my reader is really confusing me. I need some help please	dashvictoria	Sony Reader	3	01-24-2010 01:24 PM

06-17-2011, 03:02 AM	#2
Falcao Banned Posts: 1,344 Karma: 1028477047 Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Nueva Andalucía Device: Sony PRS 650	I love this convoluted quote from Plankton (the bad guy in SpongeBob SquarePants show): "Felicitations, malefactors! I'm endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparations of affordable comestibles!" Instead of something simpler like: "Hi bad guys! I'm planning to steal the formula for making krabby patties!"

Advert