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Old 11-29-2010, 11:11 PM   #1
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It was like the nose of the loveliest nocturnal animal, sniffing in the night.
This year's "Bad Sex in Fiction" award winner.

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Terrifyingly, the general consensus is that the loveliest nocturnal animal is the star-nosed mole.
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Old 11-29-2010, 11:18 PM   #2
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I laughed out loud when I read what that phrase was describing:

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Old 11-30-2010, 03:27 AM   #5
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You mean your avatar?
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Old 11-30-2010, 10:12 AM   #7
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You mean your avatar?
Could be, she does have that one hand covering it up - it must be because it is cold.
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Could be, she does have that one hand covering it up - it must be because it is cold.
Nah, I KNOW what she's doing. Protecting herself from sudden cat pounces onto the bosom. Been there, done that.
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Old 11-30-2010, 11:09 AM   #9
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Nah, I KNOW what she's doing. Protecting herself from sudden cat pounces onto the bosom. Been there, done that.
totally! Strider loves to "stride" across me!!! breast breast, nipple nipple, breast breast.... OWIE!!!!
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Old 11-30-2010, 02:24 PM   #10
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A happy cat, huh? I thing I found Strider's spiritual brother/sister.
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Huh? I was hoping for something more... substantial but yeah I agree that is bad.

If you haven't already, look up some "worst purple prose" contests.
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totally! Strider loves to "stride" across me!!! breast breast, nipple nipple, breast breast.... OWIE!!!!
Bad Strider!! Come here KK, I'll take care of it or you.... OWWIIEEE
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