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Old 11-09-2010, 07:01 AM   #1
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:20 AM   #2
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Really funny! I don't know what's more mortifying for the lady cashier, the fact that it made to the local newspaper, or that her breasts are only valued for £5 !
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Yes, I'd like some apples, a couple of pears, and some bananas, oh and a couple of melons too please.
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Old 11-09-2010, 08:41 AM   #5
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Reminds me of the lawsuit I read about (unsure if it was real or an urban legend - stupid enough to be real) - a man hired a lap dancer - who bounced her melons on his head during the performance. He claimed whiplash and spinal damage b/c of their size and weight - and that they were used "out of control" on him.
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Old 11-09-2010, 09:22 AM   #6
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ah-hem I've had quite a few errors along those lines. once, at a McDonalds my blouse had come undone and when the cashier read my order back, he said "two whoppers..." yeah *sigh*
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ah-hem I've had quite a few errors along those lines. once, at a McDonalds my blouse had come undone and when the cashier read my order back, he said "two whoppers..." yeah *sigh*
At least he didn't say "two kids meals" or "two small fries".

On the bright side - you probably made his day
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At least he didn't say "two kids meals" or "two small fries".

On the bright side - you probably made his day
my kids were mortified
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Old 11-09-2010, 10:22 AM   #10
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A bit off-topic, but this reminds me of a joke:

A woman went to a supermarket and the cashier rang up her shopping; one lettuce, 2 tomatos, three tins of soup and a small jar of coffee.

"You must be single", he said to her.

"I am", she replied, "you can tell that from my shopping?"

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A bit off-topic, but this reminds me of a joke:

A woman went to a supermarket and the cashier rang up her shopping; one lettuce, 2 tomatos, three tins of soup and a small jar of coffee.

"You must be single", he said to her.

"I am", she replied, "you can tell that from my shopping?"

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"No, you're just really ugly!".
oh my!
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Old 11-09-2010, 11:03 AM   #12
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my kids were mortified
Ahh, I can see how that could be a bit embarrassing. Did you just tell them you were trying to pick up the kid behind the counter?

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A bit off-topic, but this reminds me of a joke:

A woman went to a supermarket and the cashier rang up her shopping; one lettuce, 2 tomatos, three tins of soup and a small jar of coffee.

"You must be single", he said to her.

"I am", she replied, "you can tell that from my shopping?"

Spoiler:
"No, you're just really ugly!".
Awesome - we need a coffee spitting smilie!!
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Ahh, I can see how that could be a bit embarrassing. Did you just tell them you were trying to pick up the kid behind the counter?
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You could really have embarrassed them
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