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You don't get many of 'them' to the pound
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Really funny! I don't know what's more mortifying for the lady cashier, the fact that it made to the local newspaper, or that her breasts are only valued for £5 !
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Yes, I'd like some apples, a couple of pears, and some bananas, oh and a couple of melons too please.
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Reminds me of the lawsuit I read about (unsure if it was real or an urban legend - stupid enough to be real) - a man hired a lap dancer - who bounced her melons on his head during the performance. He claimed whiplash and spinal damage b/c of their size and weight - and that they were used "out of control" on him.
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A bit off-topic, but this reminds me of a joke:
A woman went to a supermarket and the cashier rang up her shopping; one lettuce, 2 tomatos, three tins of soup and a small jar of coffee. "You must be single", he said to her. "I am", she replied, "you can tell that from my shopping?" Spoiler:
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Ahh, I can see how that could be a bit embarrassing. Did you just tell them you were trying to pick up the kid behind the counter?
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