10-02-2010, 12:19 PM | #1 |
Now what?
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Wanted: New Karma Fortunes
As some of you have noticed (gasp!) - it seems the fine folk at MR have run out of (eek!) karma fortunes! Now's your chance to wax poetic, put on the old thinking cap, exercise those little gray cells, and leave your imprint on posterity! All while competing with your cellmates!
Errrm.... start sharpening those pencils and share your ideas for new karma fortunes to be inflicted upon the unwary but deserving denizens of our fine kingdom! Imagine the gratification when someone you know runs their little mouse arrow over those blue boxes and yells "**********" -- who wrote this farking nonsense! It doesn't get much better than this mates! Eh? For those of you who are scratching your heads and saying "What in the blue blazes is a Karma fortune?" -- run your mouse arrow over those tiny blue boxes under your name -- and a Karma fortune box will pop up. These fortunes change as your Karma balance increases. Last edited by poohbear_nc; 11-27-2010 at 10:23 AM. |
10-02-2010, 12:24 PM | #2 |
When's Doughnut Day?
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(karma whore) can read his/her touch-enabled ebook reader while munching extra crispy chicken wings without smudging the screen.
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10-02-2010, 12:36 PM | #3 |
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Disclaimer: Any entries that contain language that includes (but not limited to) damaging, dismembering, folding, spindling, mutilating, cooking, roasting, grilling, eating, chasing, harassing or otherwise making chicken lives' unbearable will be reported to the "Christmas 2010" thread for possible consequences on your Christmas stocking content.
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10-02-2010, 01:44 PM | #4 |
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10-02-2010, 02:00 PM | #5 |
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10-02-2010, 03:33 PM | #6 |
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10-02-2010, 03:34 PM | #7 |
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10-02-2010, 03:35 PM | #8 |
When's Doughnut Day?
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10-02-2010, 03:38 PM | #10 |
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What if we're Jewish?
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10-02-2010, 03:44 PM | #11 |
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10-02-2010, 03:48 PM | #12 |
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Fun!
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10-02-2010, 04:04 PM | #13 |
Enjoying the show....
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10-02-2010, 04:11 PM | #14 |
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10-02-2010, 04:19 PM | #15 |
Now what?
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