Silliness Wanted: New Karma Fortunes

poohbear_nc · 10-02-2010, 12:19 PM

As some of you have noticed (gasp!) - it seems the fine folk at MR have run out of (eek!) karma fortunes! Now's your chance to wax poetic, put on the old thinking cap, exercise those little gray cells, and leave your imprint on posterity! All while competing with your cellmates!

Errrm.... start sharpening those pencils and share your ideas for new karma fortunes to be inflicted upon the unwary but deserving denizens of our fine kingdom! Imagine the gratification when someone you know runs their little mouse arrow over those blue boxes and yells "**********" -- who wrote this farking nonsense! It doesn't get much better than this mates! Eh?

For those of you who are scratching your heads and saying "What in the blue blazes is a Karma fortune?" -- run your mouse arrow over those tiny blue boxes under your name -- and a Karma fortune box will pop up. These fortunes change as your Karma balance increases.

vivaldirules · 10-02-2010, 12:24 PM

(karma whore) can read his/her touch-enabled ebook reader while munching extra crispy chicken wings without smudging the screen.

poohbear_nc · 10-02-2010, 12:36 PM

Disclaimer: Any entries that contain language that includes (but not limited to) damaging, dismembering, folding, spindling, mutilating, cooking, roasting, grilling, eating, chasing, harassing or otherwise making chicken lives' unbearable will be reported to the "Christmas 2010" thread for possible consequences on your Christmas stocking content.

recluse · 10-02-2010, 01:44 PM

"X" is the Lady GaGa of MobileRead

phenomshel · 10-02-2010, 02:00 PM

"X" can predict the weather with his/her joints.

happy_terd · 10-02-2010, 03:33 PM

"X" only gets karma on his or her birthday.

"x" Just wants to be loved by you just you and nobody else but you.

happy_terd · 10-02-2010, 03:34 PM

"X" is made fun of all the time on the mod subforum where they cannot see it.

"X" is even uglier in person.

vivaldirules · 10-02-2010, 03:35 PM

(karma whore) can bench press Carrot Top in his/her sleep.

Sweetpea · 10-02-2010, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Disclaimer: Any entries that contain language that includes (but not limited to) damaging, dismembering, folding, spindling, mutilating, cooking, roasting, grilling, eating, chasing, harassing or otherwise making chicken lives' unbearable will be reported to the "Christmas 2010" thread for possible consequences on your Christmas stocking content.

would that mean no christmas this year?

happy_terd · 10-02-2010, 03:38 PM

What if we're Jewish?

Sweetpea · 10-02-2010, 03:44 PM

"X" can multiply without a calculator

omk3 · 10-02-2010, 03:48 PM

Fun!

X donates his/her extra karma points to charity.
X looks exactly like his/her avatar.
X has brought doughnuts for everyone.
X can recite all the posts in this thread from memory.

desertgrandma · 10-02-2010, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

What if we're Jewish?

You have Hanukkah........Or Chanuka.....whichever your preference .........

shall i start a separate thread for that?

TGS · 10-02-2010, 04:11 PM

X is a member

poohbear_nc · 10-02-2010, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

would that mean no christmas this year?

No - just means coal in your stocking - no presents!

10-02-2010, 12:19 PM	#1
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,193 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Wanted: New Karma Fortunes As some of you have noticed (gasp!) - it seems the fine folk at MR have run out of (eek!) karma fortunes! Now's your chance to wax poetic, put on the old thinking cap, exercise those little gray cells, and leave your imprint on posterity! All while competing with your cellmates! Errrm.... start sharpening those pencils and share your ideas for new karma fortunes to be inflicted upon the unwary but deserving denizens of our fine kingdom! Imagine the gratification when someone you know runs their little mouse arrow over those blue boxes and yells "*********" -- who wrote this farking nonsense! It doesn't get much better than this mates! Eh? For those of you who are scratching your heads and saying "What in the blue blazes is a Karma fortune?" -- run your mouse arrow over those tiny blue boxes under your name -- and a Karma fortune box will pop up. These fortunes change as your Karma balance increases. Last edited by poohbear_nc; 11-27-2010 at 10:23 AM.*

10-02-2010, 12:24 PM	#2
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	(karma whore) can read his/her touch-enabled ebook reader while munching extra crispy chicken wings without smudging the screen. Last edited by vivaldirules; 10-02-2010 at 03:33 PM.

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10-02-2010, 12:36 PM	#3
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,193 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Disclaimer: Any entries that contain language that includes (but not limited to) damaging, dismembering, folding, spindling, mutilating, cooking, roasting, grilling, eating, chasing, harassing or otherwise making chicken lives' unbearable will be reported to the "Christmas 2010" thread for possible consequences on your Christmas stocking content.

10-02-2010, 01:44 PM	#4
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	"X" is the Lady GaGa of MobileRead

10-02-2010, 02:00 PM	#5
phenomshel ZCD BombShel Posts: 4,793 Karma: 8293322 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Frozen North (aka Illinois, USA) Device: iPad, STB Kindle Oasis	"X" can predict the weather with his/her joints.

10-02-2010, 03:33 PM	#6
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	"X" only gets karma on his or her birthday. "x" Just wants to be loved by you just you and nobody else but you.

10-02-2010, 03:34 PM	#7
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	"X" is made fun of all the time on the mod subforum where they cannot see it. "X" is even uglier in person.

10-02-2010, 03:35 PM	#8
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	(karma whore) can bench press Carrot Top in his/her sleep.

10-02-2010, 03:38 PM	#10
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	What if we're Jewish?

10-02-2010, 03:44 PM	#11
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	"X" can multiply without a calculator

10-02-2010, 03:48 PM	#12
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	Fun! X donates his/her extra karma points to charity. X looks exactly like his/her avatar. X has brought doughnuts for everyone. X can recite all the posts in this thread from memory.

10-02-2010, 04:11 PM	#14
TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	X is a member