11-21-2012, 06:34 PM | #5641 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Mr Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said,
"And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week" "That's very fair, your Honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." |
11-22-2012, 08:05 AM | #5642 |
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11-22-2012, 08:50 AM | #5643 |
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11-22-2012, 09:01 AM | #5644 |
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^I couldn't see your jokes, what were they?
I'm sure there's others...like what do police officers do with chemist theives? Cesium... |
11-22-2012, 11:41 AM | #5645 |
Is that a sandwich?
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine" |
11-22-2012, 08:08 PM | #5646 |
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Why did the police anti-riot units get earplugs?
Some rioters had lead pipes |
11-23-2012, 04:25 AM | #5647 |
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11-23-2012, 06:43 AM | #5648 |
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^Firewall in that case. Different location, different result.
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11-23-2012, 06:55 AM | #5649 |
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11-23-2012, 07:24 AM | #5650 |
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11-23-2012, 08:17 AM | #5651 |
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11-23-2012, 08:36 AM | #5652 |
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I'm loving the chemistry jokes.
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11-23-2012, 12:41 PM | #5653 |
Is that a sandwich?
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Husband's note on refrigerator to his wife:
"Someone from the Guyana Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal." |
11-23-2012, 01:29 PM | #5654 |
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If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what's outside it?
Spoiler:
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11-23-2012, 01:31 PM | #5655 |
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