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Hamlet53 · 11-21-2012, 07:26 AM

Stitchawl · 11-21-2012, 06:29 PM

Stitchawl

Fbone · 11-21-2012, 06:34 PM

Mr Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said,
"And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week"
"That's very fair, your Honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

wannabee · 11-22-2012, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

Stitchawl

What do you do with a dead chemists?* Barium

Stitchawl · 11-22-2012, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wannabee

What do you do with a dead chemists?* Barium

My God! I didn't think it possible, but that's actually worse!

Stitchawl

HomeInMyShoes · 11-22-2012, 09:01 AM

^I couldn't see your jokes, what were they?

I'm sure there's others...like what do police officers do with chemist theives? Cesium...

Fbone · 11-22-2012, 11:41 AM

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"

Freeshadow · 11-22-2012, 08:08 PM

Why did the police anti-riot units get earplugs?
Some rioters had lead pipes

wannabee · 11-23-2012, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

^I couldn't see your jokes . . . . .

Here's a tip: if you only get a question mark instead of image, click/tap the QUOTE button and copy the URL into your browser. It works each time for me.

HomeInMyShoes · 11-23-2012, 06:43 AM

^Firewall in that case. Different location, different result.

Iznogood · 11-23-2012, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

My God! I didn't think it possible, but that's actually worse!

Stitchawl

It can get a lot worse. I was going to tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen. But since it's so bad, I thought... NaH

Stitchawl · 11-23-2012, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iznogood

It can get a lot worse. I was going to tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen. But since it's so bad, I thought... NaH

Not only worse... but not even cricket!

Stitchawl

Iznogood · 11-23-2012, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stitchawl

Not only worse... but not even cricket!

Stitchawl

I know it was a very bad one. You know, good chemistry jokes are hard to come by. All the good ones argon

HomeInMyShoes · 11-23-2012, 08:36 AM

I'm loving the chemistry jokes.

Fbone · 11-23-2012, 12:41 PM

Husband's note on refrigerator to his wife:

"Someone from the Guyana Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal."

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11-21-2012, 06:34 PM	#5643
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 7,353 Karma: 89645602 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Searching ...	Mr Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week" "That's very fair, your Honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

11-22-2012, 09:01 AM	#5646
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	^I couldn't see your jokes, what were they? I'm sure there's others...like what do police officers do with chemist theives? Cesium...

11-22-2012, 11:41 AM	#5647
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 7,353 Karma: 89645602 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Searching ...	A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"

11-22-2012, 08:08 PM	#5648
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 2,721 Karma: 20781888 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: PB 623	Why did the police anti-riot units get earplugs? Some rioters had lead pipes

11-23-2012, 06:43 AM	#5650
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	^Firewall in that case. Different location, different result.

11-23-2012, 08:36 AM	#5654
HomeInMyShoes Grand Sorcerer Posts: 19,226 Karma: 67780237 Join Date: Jul 2011 Device: none	I'm loving the chemistry jokes.

11-23-2012, 12:41 PM	#5655
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 7,353 Karma: 89645602 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Searching ...	Husband's note on refrigerator to his wife: "Someone from the Guyana Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal."