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Is that a sandwich?
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Mr Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said,
"And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week" "That's very fair, your Honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." |
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^I couldn't see your jokes, what were they?
I'm sure there's others...like what do police officers do with chemist theives? Cesium... |
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine" |
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temp. out of service
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Why did the police anti-riot units get earplugs?
Some rioters had lead pipes |
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^Firewall in that case. Different location, different result.
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I'm loving the chemistry jokes.
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Husband's note on refrigerator to his wife:
"Someone from the Guyana Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal." |
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