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"Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?" "Sure!" "Would you sleep with me for five dollars?" "What kind of woman to you think I am!" "We've already settled that. Now we're dickering about the price." ![]() ______ Dennis |
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Bah, humbug!
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.
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I always loved that one!This is a true story: https://www.mobileread.com/forums/sho...&postcount=505 |
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Complicated Warlock
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Madiganistan
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↓↓ Skirt!! Earrings!!
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Georgia, USA
Device: Acer netbook, JetBook Lite, Sony PRS-300, Kindle 2, Kindle Fire
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I took my 89 year old mother to the Korean market with me the other day for the first time. I gave her a shopping cart to push and told her to not let herself get pushed around in there, and if she needed to get close to something just push on in. I wouldn't normally say, or do, that but in there you have to be fairly aggressive to get your shopping done!
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My True Self
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Location: Trantor, Galactic Center
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Home for the moment
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: travelling
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O, Betty, you must be so proud of her to be so old and still getting around. Enjoy yourselves!
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The Dank Side of the Moon
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Location: Denver, CO
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Home for the moment
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Location: travelling
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It's Dr. Penguin now!
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Location: (USA)
Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)
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I try not to ram too many people with my shopping cart. Easy, since I rarely shop (that's a man's job at my house). I've never told anyone I wouldn't sleep with them... never told anyone I would, either. My decisions are rarely pre-ordained. Window's schmindows. I have a mac. Did I cover it all? Oh, forgot my vent: My kids are not cleaning up as they are supposed to whilst I lounge in here. |
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I'm also a member.
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Location: North East Ohio - where we're slighly envious of more exciting states, like Idaho and Kansas.
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Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand
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Location: Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand
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The British rule in Hong Kong created a slight bit of order, as far as groups in shopping situations, but it's still China, and when a sale is on, it's 'no holds barred!' ![]() Stitchawl |
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Is that a sandwich?
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My latest vent ...
Those stickers they put on produce sold in grocery stores. It can be difficult to peel off leaving gluey residue and a soft mushy spot. Hard-core scrubbing required. I like to grab an apple for a quick snack but am forced to "prepare" my fruit before eating. |
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