The Vent and Rant Thread - Page 871

WT Sharpe · 11-11-2010, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pilotbob

Hi all. I know that there is really nothing that is "off topic" in the V & R thread. But, from this point forward please move discussion of the pedophile book to the thread in the News section. https://www.mobileread.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=106314

Thanks...

Last reply written prior to seeing this notice. I will post no more on that subject in this thread.

kindlekitten · 11-11-2010, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

That's sick, and I'm ashamed of you for suggesting it, dsvick. I, for one, wouldn't even consider adding a suggestion to stake them to the ground naked, pour the oil from tuna cans over their privates, and say, "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!" It just wouldn't be right.

I kind of like the stripped naked, tied out and let in a hungry calf

dsvick · 11-11-2010, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

That's sick, and I'm ashamed of you for suggesting it, dsvick. I, for one, wouldn't even consider adding a suggestion to stake them to the ground naked, pour the oil from tuna cans over their privates, and say, "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!" It just wouldn't be right.

Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow, wow that hurts just thinking about it. I like it, well not for me personally, but for anyone who offends.

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Originally Posted by kindlekitten

I kind of like the stripped naked, tied out and let in a hungry calf

Not having much experience with hungry calves I don' t get it?

kindlekitten · 11-11-2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dsvick

Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow, wow that hurts just thinking about it. I like it, well not for me personally, but for anyone who offends.

Not having much experience with hungry calves I don' t get it?

if you ever have a chance to see "The Cowboy Way" take it... so to make this as unoffensive as possible... a naked man has an appendage that is very similar to a cow teat. a hungry calf would be very interested in it. this would not be anything like the behind the barn fellatio with Susie Cream Cheese. at all

desertgrandma · 11-11-2010, 03:56 PM

Rant:

Went to the mall for some 'before Thanksgiving weekend" shopping today.

Got the traditional calendars my daughter and I trade each year, the personalized ornaments from the seasonal kisok, the cheesballs from Hickory Farms....all without lines, or crowds......

Wait.

Never mind.....no rant here, move along!!!

pshrynk · 11-11-2010, 04:18 PM

My bad. Should have looked ahead before being "funny." Sorry.

desertgrandma · 11-11-2010, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

But... What if you like your floorboards? Can I use the brush pile in the back yard, instead?

Psst! pshrynk!!! We aren' allowed to think of happy endings anymore!!

ShortNCuddlyAm · 11-11-2010, 04:22 PM

Changing the subject a little... I've needed to get this off my chest most of the day, but just couldn't.

Barry FARKING Manilow.

And the colleague who was singing his farking songs.

And then got them lodged in another colleague's head, so he was singing them too.

ARGH.

Thank you. I feel so much better now.

recluse · 11-11-2010, 04:42 PM

I'ed like to rant about not being allowed to vent about what I want to rant about. If I wanna vent about something, I'm gonna vent about it. Damn the rules! Venting is venting, ranting is ranting. You can't saddle the wind, how can you leash the vent? Let alone muzzle the ranter, let alone the rant. If I can't rant, I'm gonna vent about it. If I can't vent, I'm gonna rant about it. Which nullifies your attempts to circumvent my vent. You'll wonder where your peace of mind went if you attempt to prevent the vent! You know you can't supplant my rant, I don't have to and I just can't contain my rant, ergo you can't recant my right to rant the rant I need to rant, which is why I rant this rant I wish to rant, even though you say I can't. I came, I saw, I vented. Whether it is nobler to vent the vent or to rant the rant, seldom is heard a discouraging can't, 'cause the ranting drowns out your nay. Hey! So, now that you have been schooled on the unlimited range of rant, the vast vistas of vent, we have shared time well spent. Now I'm off to rant and vent, free to vent the rant I will now invent. Cheeseballs! Can they be prevented? Are they the fruitcake of the new millenium? Rant and vent. Vent and rant. You said I couldn't but you just can't!

desertgrandma · 11-11-2010, 04:45 PM

Someone call the buggy wagon.........recluse just sprung his brain...........

phenomshel · 11-11-2010, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Changing the subject a little... I've needed to get this off my chest most of the day, but just couldn't.

Barry FARKING Manilow.

And the colleague who was singing his farking songs.

And then got them lodged in another colleague's head, so he was singing them too.

ARGH.

Thank you. I feel so much better now.

Bless your heart... Actually, I can think of LOTS worse than Barry (I like him, by the way - yes, I KNOW...Chris thinks it's a flaw in an otherwise nearly perfect package...I don't disillusion him that there are several dozen MORE *grin*).

It's a Small World after all.... It's a small world after all.....

My work here is done...

phenomshel · 11-11-2010, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Someone call the buggy wagon.........recluse just sprung his brain...........

.... or something... Recluse, that is truly.....something.....worthy. I'm just not sure exactly what it's worthy of....

kennyc · 11-11-2010, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Changing the subject a little... I've needed to get this off my chest most of the day, but just couldn't.

Barry FARKING Manilow.

And the colleague who was singing his farking songs.

And then got them lodged in another colleague's head, so he was singing them too.

ARGH.

Thank you. I feel so much better now.

AIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

You poor thing!

kennyc · 11-11-2010, 04:56 PM

Damn smart phone! My droid seems to have changed it's ring yesterday and then changed it to "silent" today. Grrrrr!!!!!! This is becoming a love-hate relationship!

kennyc · 11-11-2010, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by recluse

I'ed like to rant about not being allowed to vent about what I want to rant about. If I wanna vent about something, I'm gonna vent about it. Damn the rules! Venting is venting, ranting is ranting. You can't saddle the wind, how can you leash the vent? Let alone muzzle the ranter, let alone the rant. If I can't rant, I'm gonna vent about it. If I can't vent, I'm gonna rant about it. Which nullifies your attempts to circumvent my vent. You'll wonder where your peace of mind went if you attempt to prevent the vent! You know you can't supplant my rant, I don't have to and I just can't contain my rant, ergo you can't recant my right to rant the rant I need to rant, which is why I rant this rant I wish to rant, even though you say I can't. I came, I saw, I vented. Whether it is nobler to vent the vent or to rant the rant, seldom is heard a discouraging can't, 'cause the ranting drowns out your nay. Hey! So, now that you have been schooled on the unlimited range of rant, the vast vistas of vent, we have shared time well spent. Now I'm off to rant and vent, free to vent the rant I will now invent. Cheeseballs! Can they be prevented? Are they the fruitcake of the new millenium? Rant and vent. Vent and rant. You said I couldn't but you just can't!

How's Petrush taking it?

11-11-2010, 04:18 PM	#13056
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	My bad. Should have looked ahead before being "funny." Sorry. Last edited by pshrynk; 11-11-2010 at 04:25 PM.

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11-11-2010, 03:56 PM	#13055
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	Rant: Went to the mall for some 'before Thanksgiving weekend" shopping today. Got the traditional calendars my daughter and I trade each year, the personalized ornaments from the seasonal kisok, the cheesballs from Hickory Farms....all without lines, or crowds...... Wait. Never mind.....no rant here, move along!!!

11-11-2010, 04:22 PM	#13058
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	Changing the subject a little... I've needed to get this off my chest most of the day, but just couldn't. Barry FARKING Manilow. And the colleague who was singing his farking songs. And then got them lodged in another colleague's head, so he was singing them too. ARGH. Thank you. I feel so much better now.

11-11-2010, 04:42 PM	#13059
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I'ed like to rant about not being allowed to vent about what I want to rant about. If I wanna vent about something, I'm gonna vent about it. Damn the rules! Venting is venting, ranting is ranting. You can't saddle the wind, how can you leash the vent? Let alone muzzle the ranter, let alone the rant. If I can't rant, I'm gonna vent about it. If I can't vent, I'm gonna rant about it. Which nullifies your attempts to circumvent my vent. You'll wonder where your peace of mind went if you attempt to prevent the vent! You know you can't supplant my rant, I don't have to and I just can't contain my rant, ergo you can't recant my right to rant the rant I need to rant, which is why I rant this rant I wish to rant, even though you say I can't. I came, I saw, I vented. Whether it is nobler to vent the vent or to rant the rant, seldom is heard a discouraging can't, 'cause the ranting drowns out your nay. Hey! So, now that you have been schooled on the unlimited range of rant, the vast vistas of vent, we have shared time well spent. Now I'm off to rant and vent, free to vent the rant I will now invent. Cheeseballs! Can they be prevented? Are they the fruitcake of the new millenium? Rant and vent. Vent and rant. You said I couldn't but you just can't!

11-11-2010, 04:45 PM	#13060
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11-11-2010, 04:56 PM	#13064
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,922 Karma: 119747553 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2 & PW, Onyx Boox Go6	Damn smart phone! My droid seems to have changed it's ring yesterday and then changed it to "silent" today. Grrrrr!!!!!! This is becoming a love-hate relationship!

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