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Bah! Humbug!
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Karma: 135242149
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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#114002 |
Murderous Mustela
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Karma: 48000000
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite
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I'll help, but it will cost ya considerable bird seed...
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#114003 | |
Samurai Lizard
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Karma: 70029956
Join Date: Nov 2009
Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4
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*He checks out the ACME Catalog and finds a device that should be the perfect solution for PoohBear's problem. With their high-speed delivery service, Solitaire1 has it in less than 1 minute.* PoohBear, I have something that should take care of your problem. *Solitaire1 wheels out the ACME Compression Device.* *With a megaphone, Solitaire1 makes this announcement:* To all versions of PoohBear in the thread, step into this device and when activated it will compress all of you into one ultimate version of PoohBear. *Solitaire1 waits while the PoohBears (the ones who haven't drank too much Guinness) discuss the situation.* |
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#114004 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Karma: 135242149
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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No way ... way ... way ... way ... way ... way ... way ... way ... way ... way ... way ...
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#114005 |
Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 15987608
Join Date: Apr 2015
Device: Sonys, Nooks, Kobo Libra, Forma, Mini, Paperwhite
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You can't reason with one chicken. What makes anyone think they can get multiple versions to do the same thing at the same time?
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#114006 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Karma: 135242149
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
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*the Guinness is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
![]() *the ever increasing horde of chickens puts their collective heads together and devises a stunningly bold yet beautifully simple plan* *can it succeed where prior attempts have failed* *what can go wrong?* *what will go wrong?* !OOOOOOOHCA
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#114007 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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Karma: 96828311
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know)
Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini
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Hey! No fair! Now how will we feed our guests?
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#114008 |
Murderous Mustela
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Karma: 48000000
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite
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Guiness? Pff, what you need is some Welde!
*ships over a crate from Germany* |
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#114009 |
Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 37197878
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: USA
Device: Nexus 7 2, Samsung Galaxy Tab A 8" (retired=Sony PRS650, Kobo Mini)
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Sunday morning win.
Will this be the week the chicken returns to a single being... |
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#114010 |
The Couch Potato
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Karma: 230999999
Join Date: Aug 2015
Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta
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Lazy Sunday win.
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#114011 |
The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Karma: 317184274
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Norfolk, England
Device: Kindle Oasis
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I think there's been a chicken implosion.
I shall make sure the win is kept at a safe distance..... with me. |
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#114012 |
Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 15987608
Join Date: Apr 2015
Device: Sonys, Nooks, Kobo Libra, Forma, Mini, Paperwhite
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It's safer here
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#114013 |
I need a chapter break
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Karma: 56058267
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Israel
Device: Kobo Glo
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You need to lock your safe.
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#114014 |
Murderous Mustela
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Karma: 48000000
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite
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According to a certain infamous movie scene, by far the safest place is inside of a fridge.
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#114015 |
moddedmad
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Karma: 3911694
Join Date: Jan 2018
Device: none
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win frozen
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