|  04-20-2019, 05:33 PM | #114001 | |
| Bah!  Humbug!            Posts: 64,193 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made! | Quote: 
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|  04-20-2019, 05:48 PM | #114002 | 
| Murderous Mustela            Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite | 
			
			I'll help, but it will cost ya  considerable bird seed...
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|  04-20-2019, 05:59 PM | #114003 | |
| Samurai Lizard            Posts: 15,014 Karma: 70029956 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4 | Quote: 
 *He checks out the ACME Catalog and finds a device that should be the perfect solution for PoohBear's problem. With their high-speed delivery service, Solitaire1 has it in less than 1 minute.* PoohBear, I have something that should take care of your problem. *Solitaire1 wheels out the ACME Compression Device.* *With a megaphone, Solitaire1 makes this announcement:* To all versions of PoohBear in the thread, step into this device and when activated it will compress all of you into one ultimate version of PoohBear. *Solitaire1 waits while the PoohBears (the ones who haven't drank too much Guinness) discuss the situation.* | |
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|  04-20-2019, 06:47 PM | #114004 | 
| Bah!  Humbug!            Posts: 64,193 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made! | 
			
			No way ... way ... way ... way ... way ... way ... way ... way ... way ... way ... way ...
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|  04-20-2019, 07:31 PM | #114005 | 
| Grand Sorcerer            Posts: 10,809 Karma: 15987608 Join Date: Apr 2015 Device: Sonys, Nooks, Kobo Libra, Forma, Mini, Paperwhite | 
			
			You can't reason with one chicken.  What makes anyone think they can get multiple versions to do the same thing at the same time?
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|  04-20-2019, 07:49 PM | #114006 | 
| Bah!  Humbug!            Posts: 64,193 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made! | 
			
			*the Guinness is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*   *the ever increasing horde of chickens puts their collective heads together and devises a stunningly bold yet beautifully simple plan* *can it succeed where prior attempts have failed* *what can go wrong?* *what will go wrong?* !OOOOOOOHCA | 
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|  04-20-2019, 09:32 PM | #114007 | 
| I’m a Happy Boy!            Posts: 12,791 Karma: 96828311 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know) Device: iPad 2017, Acer A500, Kobo Glo, iPad mini | 
			
			Hey! No fair! Now how will we feed our guests? Luv, The Spawnes | 
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|  04-21-2019, 03:39 AM | #114008 | 
| Murderous Mustela            Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite | 
			
			Guiness? Pff, what you need is some Welde!  *ships over a crate from Germany* | 
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|  04-21-2019, 06:04 AM | #114009 | 
| Grand Sorcerer            Posts: 13,155 Karma: 37197878 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Device: Nexus 7 2, Samsung Galaxy Tab A 8" (retired=Sony PRS650, Kobo Mini) | 
			
			Sunday morning win. Will this be the week the chicken returns to a single being... | 
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|  04-21-2019, 08:19 AM | #114010 | 
| The Couch Potato            Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta | 
			
			Lazy Sunday win.
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|  04-21-2019, 08:45 AM | #114011 | 
| The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠            Posts: 74,433 Karma: 318076944 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis | 
			
			I think there's been a chicken implosion. I shall make sure the win is kept at a safe distance..... with me. | 
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|  04-21-2019, 09:35 AM | #114012 | 
| Grand Sorcerer            Posts: 10,809 Karma: 15987608 Join Date: Apr 2015 Device: Sonys, Nooks, Kobo Libra, Forma, Mini, Paperwhite | 
			
			It's safer here
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|  04-21-2019, 10:59 AM | #114013 | 
| I need a chapter break            Posts: 4,042 Karma: 56058267 Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Israel Device: Kobo Glo | 
			
			You need to lock your safe.
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|  04-21-2019, 12:05 PM | #114014 | 
| Murderous Mustela            Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite | 
			
			According to a certain infamous movie scene, by far the safest place is inside of a fridge.
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|  04-21-2019, 01:09 PM | #114015 | 
| moddedmad            Posts: 2,120 Karma: 3911694 Join Date: Jan 2018 Device: none | 
			
			win frozen
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