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Old 07-22-2010, 09:09 PM   #11236
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:17 PM   #11237
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Well, they just arrested a substitute teacher here in Denver after an investigator pretended to be a 16 year old girl and agreed to a meeting.

Was that YOU Tom?
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:23 PM   #11238
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:27 PM   #11239
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Well, they just arrested a substitute teacher here in Denver after an investigator pretended to be a 16 year old girl and agreed to a meeting.

Was that YOU Tom?
Hmmm ... me pretending to be a 16 year old girl to catch child molesters? I approve, but if I were to pose as a 16 year old girl, it would be in hopes of getting a new ereader from KK!

Wonder how I'd look in a dress? I'd probably have to shave the mustache, though!
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:56 PM   #11240
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WARNING! This is a female-centric rant. If the guys don't want to hear about hormonal issues, skip this post!

Whatever has my hormones in an uproar needs to stop...yesterday! (...) If anyone has any suggestions, I promise to try really hard not to bite your head off!
Urgh, I feel your pain! What's really working for me right now is an exercise DVD (abs and buns )- I'm liberating energy, I tire myself so I can at least sleep well, and mostly, the best part of it: I swear my head off at the blond bimbo who's not even breaking a sweat when all my muscles are close to ripping point. *Very* liberating. The only other thing that would help (for me anyway) these days is boxing.

A couple of advils are necessary for muscular pain on the day after though. And it's not guaranteed that your neighbours will still talk to you after.

Edit: please note that the blond bimbo is actually quite a nice lady, not a plastic thing. But I still need to curse her.

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Old 07-22-2010, 10:05 PM   #11241
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My own rant - is back to mosquito bites. My lower right leg is now almost covered in red, swollen blotches, some of which are very hot to the touch, and all of which itch like crazy, and are sometimes painful. It's driving me round the twist. I'm kinda loathe to go to the docs about insect bites, but I might have to.

I have, in a good case of bolting the door after the horse has bolted, now stocked up on DEET though.
How's your vitamin B level? Being blonde(no jokes) I used to be the one that was bitten more than anyone else. But since I have been taking vitamin B supplements I seem to have fewer problems.

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I know people who swear by it.

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What you call a win/win situation.
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WARNING! This is a female-centric rant. If the guys don't want to hear about hormonal issues, skip this post!

Whatever has my hormones in an uproar needs to stop...yesterday! I'm sarcastic, I'm snappish, I'm irritable, and I feel like no one is listening to a word I say, which of course isn't true at all. This is about a 180 degree difference in my usual easy-going self, and to be quite brutally honest, I don't even like being around MYSELF at this point. ... If anyone has any suggestions, I promise to try really hard not to bite your head off!
....I have a similar problem except its not me!

Bloke is horrible every fourth Friday! And we always argue.
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Old 07-22-2010, 10:13 PM   #11242
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:06 PM   #11243
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.... And an autographed picture of Andy Devine.....



How's your vitamin B level? Being blonde(no jokes) I used to be the one that was bitten more than anyone else. But since I have been taking vitamin B supplements I seem to have fewer problems.



yummmm You think of all the best recipes!



....I have a similar problem except its not me!

Bloke is horrible every fourth Friday! And we always argue.


Boat Drinks!
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:12 PM   #11244
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Do you mean Gin?

that reminds me of a time when sailing (well anchored up) in a place with lots of midgees, and had run out of skintastic. In desperation I rubbed Gin on my legs, and voila! it works. Midgees stayed away. Need to do cost analysis on whether gin is cheaper than other products, but it has other uses
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:21 PM   #11245
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I've been trying to talk my doctor into this for two years now. Her refusal plus our insurance deductible, plus six weeks with no income for me is adding up to can't do it right now. I'm hoping next year maybe.
oh sweetie don't go down that road so young!!! find someone who will prescribe bio-identical compounded hormone creams!

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I would apply (if only so I can get to stay on your farm!), but I'm just a little too old
I have to have a better than even chance of acquiring grandchildren I can thouroughly spoil and have fantastic adventures with. so no go. sorry

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Hmmm ... me pretending to be a 16 year old girl to child molesters? I approve, but if I were to pose as a 16 year old girl, it would be in hopes of getting a new ereader from KK!

Wonder how I'd look in a dress? I'd probably have to shave the mustache, though!
*shudder*

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Do you mean Gin?

that reminds me of a time when sailing (well anchored up) in a place with lots of midgees, and had run out of skintastic. In desperation I rubbed Gin on my legs, and voila! it works. Midgees stayed away. Need to do cost analysis on whether gin is cheaper than other products, but it has other uses
I've always found heavy garlic consumption helped. worked wonders in Alaska
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Old 07-23-2010, 12:00 AM   #11246
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*shudder*
That should read, "to catch child molesters." Fixed it. Hope the shutter came from envisioning me in a dress, because that kind of make me shutter, too. Although I've always heard "don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"
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Old 07-23-2010, 06:39 AM   #11247
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I know people who swear by it.

And when you're done with your bath,
breakfast is ready!

What you call a win/win situation.
Do I add the honey before or after?

I might give it a try...

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There is also "Ivy Dry" (which has a new brand owner now, but I think it still says that on the front). It helps dry the bites without leaving the pink paint look. Ivy Dry used to be brown, but now it's clear.
At the moment, the pink paint look would be an improvement!

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No,no, no, no... They creep inside your clothing. You have to duct tape every entrance. When it's 80, you know why they call it northern hell...
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How's your vitamin B level? Being blonde(no jokes) I used to be the one that was bitten more than anyone else. But since I have been taking vitamin B supplements I seem to have fewer problems.
Hmmm - someone was suggesting eating marmite every day (which is high in vit b)...

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I have to have a better than even chance of acquiring grandchildren I can thouroughly spoil and have fantastic adventures with. so no go. sorry
Heh - that definitely rules me out!

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So... garlic, marmite and oatmeal for breakfast, linch and dinner
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Old 07-23-2010, 07:14 AM   #11248
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Well, YOU've gotta get in at some stage... voila! Added honey
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Ah, that was so sweet, nomesque.
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