The Vent and Rant Thread

[recluse]

Hi, Nomesque!

Do they make one for someone taller than 4'?

[DMcCunney]

Originally Posted by recluse

A lighted toilet that sings?!

You think I can get one that does Ethel Merman?
"There's no business like show business..."

I'd rather it did this...

______
Dennis

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by nomesque

From ComputerWorld:



And the ultimate in Western efforts:

WOW! It's even got his name on it!

[nomesque]

Originally Posted by recluse

Hi, Nomesque!

Do they make one for someone taller than 4'?

Dunno. But apparently you can get tilting loos for those with dodgy hips and knees.

[recluse]

Imagine that.

Is your hair totally fabulous?
I wanna see!

[nomesque]

Originally Posted by recluse

Imagine that.

Is your hair totally fabulous?
I wanna see!

Nah, it's a bit subtle. Like, people walk up and start talking and then stop, look at me and say, "Purple!"

I don't really like subtle.

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by recluse

Imagine that.

Is your hair totally fabulous?
I wanna see!

Won't show up on a B&W Kindle....

[recluse]

You are alot of things, Nomesque,
and subtle ain't one of them.

You are one blatant broad!

[nomesque]

Originally Posted by recluse

You are alot of things, Nomesque,
and subtle ain't one of them.

You are one blatant broad!

This is very, very true. I could do subtle, but it's kinda boring.

[recluse]

That's what I like about you, Nomesque.
You are the first woman I ever called a broad who didn't assume I was talking about the size of her butt.

I used to do subtle, but it's no fun when no one is bright enough to pick up on it.

[kindlekitten]

Originally Posted by nomesque

From ComputerWorld:



And the ultimate in Western efforts:

I'm kind of afraid to ask what the pedaling function is for

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by recluse

No worries, Marc.
Good luck and all that.

And give TL1 a dirty look back from me.

He isn't as scary as Adrian, is he?

Well, regardless, you give him a dirty look from me, anyway!
I won't tolerate it.

Jon

TL1 isn't good at scary looks, but panicced looks crying for saving from Mother I can empathise with.

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Can't you find some crocodiles or other hungry wildlife to feed them to? (the relatives, not TL1)

It's a problem with who would eat who first.

Originally Posted by nomesque

...
Marc - That's what you get for having birthdays. Something's gotta balance out the ipad. If all else fails, invite me over. I'm a great distraction from just about anything, especially with this purty new hair colour.

My family is like The Blob - it'll absorb anyone into it, crushing with its conception of "love" all the juices down to their bones, and spitting out the leftover, translucent, plastic bag soul into the gutter for collection by a passing street-sweeper truck. Also, like The Blob, it's b-grade (and possibly hyperbolic fiction, if not science ). You could light up a hydrogen bomb under everyone's chair and not distract them (other than for them all to simultaneously turn to blame the dog).

You're welcome to come, but you might need more than a change of hair colour to distract my siblings: The Antichrist, Golden Boy, and Aunty Bent.

Cheers,
Marc (the Black Sheep)

[happy_terd]

Bored.

I don't typically like the feeling.

[nomesque]

Originally Posted by recluse

That's what I like about you, Nomesque.
You are the first woman I ever called a broad who didn't assume I was talking about the size of her butt.

I used to do subtle, but it's no fun when no one is bright enough to pick up on it.

I was tempted to make a crack (hehe) about being a broad blatant, but thought that was a bit too lame

[recluse]

You, lame?
Never!

You are brilliant, witty, and delightfully cranky at times.